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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Mini-B. groused about his "bed-head" look and wants to take 2 showers daily, morn & eve man. After skooling Mini-B., we went to the supermarket, shop we man. We found one Manyzen bottles of Powerade Zero grape, eagerly up-snatch all we man. We got Mini-B. some mint Trident in response to his concerns about bad breath, comply we man. We got Mini-B. some smelly Old Spice body-warsh in response to his desires, comply we man. Mini-B. will now go around smelling like a cheap whorehouse, term used by Papa T-B. man. Lunch was Many tablespoons of Costco chicken salad straight from the container, ingest we man. A much-needed siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Having done his non-P-math hoamwurk early, Mini-B. had the option to invite over an amigo after skool, no one pulled the trigger on that man. Din-din was nuked corn and the remaining half-bag of Tyson breaded chicken tenders with honey-mustard sauce, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. played V.R. and computer games, free wee man man. We offered movie night, "I'm good" man. We offered ice cream, invitation accepted by wee man man. Mini-B. used and liked his new body-warsh, smell like cheap whorehouse wee man man. Highly interactive miu (earlier) unseen for a couple of hours, either sleeping under a bed or shut in a cabinet or drawer somewhere man. Party with the rubias after late TV news, cavort we man.

Teen Daughter Politely Asks Parents To Consider Not Existing While Her Friends Are Over MYERSTOWN, PA — Local teenager Natalie Bingham politely asked her mom and dad if they would consider ceasing to exist for a few hours while her friends come over. "When the girls get here, could you maybe just not be around, like, anywhere in the known universe?" asked Natalie. "Or if that's too much, would you [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/teen-daughter-politely-asks-parents-to-consider-not-existing-while-her-friends-are-over

Ukraine Hires Dylan Mulvaney As New Spokesperson [...] Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced the decision at a press conference today, stating, "In these trying times, we need a professional like Dylan to come in and be the face of Ukraine. He's someone that people unanimously respect after seeing how he masterfully handled his role as a Bud Light brand ambassador. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ukraine-hires-dylan-mulvaney-as-spokesperson

AG Garland's Impartiality Questioned Due To Conspicuous 'Kill Trump' Tattoo On Forehead [...] "You can't sit there and pretend you're impartial," chairman Jim Jordan (R) said, calling out the AG's conspicuous tattoo. "It literally says 'Kill Trump' on your face." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ag-garlands-impartiality-questioned-due-to-conspicuous-kill-trump-tattoo-on-forehead

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Exclusive: Babylon Bee Uncovers Why F-35 So Hard To Find CHARLESTON, SC — In a Babylon Bee exclusive, new evidence has been obtained that provides further insight as to how an F-35 fighter jet could disappear and remain missing until its wreckage was discovered. New images reveal the plane was outfitted with the latest stealth technology, including [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-babylon-bee-uncovers-why-stealth-plane-so-hard-to-find

Angry NYC Residents Protest In the Streets Against the Arrival of Illegal Migrants: 'You Are Not Welcome' [...] A group of furious Staten Islanders protested in the streets as a bus carrying illegal migrants was going to a newly converted shelter. Footage of the scene shows [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/09/20/ny-residents-protest-against-arrival-of-illegal-migrants-n2628718

For once, Ann Coulter has a point. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My Party: The Stupid Party! [...] You only have a bare majority in one house of Congress, Republicans: This is no time to be hot-shots for causes that won't get you a single vote. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/2023/09/20/my-party-the-stupid-party-n2628736

Ode to clear plastic produce bags and fresh vegetables Remember clear plastic bags, their rolls hanging above the produce so you could grab a handful of green beans or a dozen limes? Maybe you're lucky and live somewhere they're still in use. I am not so lucky, and I miss those ubiquitous clear rectangles for a lot of reasons. Alas, they are being "phased" out. Here's a clip from Berkeley, California's bag law: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/ode_to_clear_plastic_produce_bags_and_fresh_vegetables.html

In Staten Island, spontaneous protests against migrant dumping There's a spontaneous grassroots uprising against migrants being shifted around to their part of New York City, with the actions to block buses a bit more than stern warnings. Here are some Twitter videos: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/in_staten_island_spontaneous_protests_against_migrants.html

Biden Reveals He's Told What to Do, Almost Knocks Over Flag, and Brazilian President's Unique Reaction [...] Biden had his photo-op with the Brazilian president, and they both made some remarks. But Biden revealed, once again, that he's not the guy in charge, that people are telling him what to do. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/09/20/biden-reveals-hes-being-told-what-to-do-and-almost-knocks-over-a-flag-n2164074

'Educational Homicide': Zero Students Test Proficient in Math at 40 Percent of Baltimore High Schools https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2023/09/20/educational-homicide-zero-students-test-proficient-in-math-in-40-percent-of-baltimore-high-schools-n2164072

Mm-HM. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The FBI had so many people at the J6 riot they had to perform an "audit" [...] Trump's critics have long scoffed at claims that the crowd was full of FBI agents and informants that day, but Steven D'Antuono, a former head of the Bureau's Washington field office told the House Judiciary Committee that they had so many paid informants in the mob that they "lost track" of them and later had to perform an audit to see how many of them were there. So were all of those people fighting to defend the Capitol? Nope. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/09/20/the-fbi-had-so-many-people-at-the-j6-riot-they-had-to-perform-an-audit-n579224

Pictures or it didn't happen! (Uh, well, actually agree with you about that...)

HUD Sues Landlord for Refusing Tenant's Request to Keep 'Emotional Support' Cat A landlord in Jamestown, N.Y., is being sued by the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) for violating fair housing law. The landlord refused to make an exception to the "no cat" rule for tenants who say they need a cat for "emotional support." [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/rick-moran/2023/09/20/hud-sues-landlord-for-refusing-tenants-request-to-keep-emotional-support-cat-n1728475

This really sucks, Y ma'am. Shame.

Posting pics of buffalo butts! Reported!!! Actually, great story. Those things are probably bigger than we expect. Good that you didn't get buffaloed. How many national parks have you visited -- that was your travel interest, right?

Wednesday is time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= THE SPECIAL CUCKOO CLOCK The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight: "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing that my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a clever solution in order to escape a conflict. (Even being so drunk, I figured 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in. I told him "MIDNIGHT." He didn't seem angry in the least. Whew! I got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night, our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh, [bleep]. It cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We up-straightened the casa and procured Subway* in advance of Mama T-B.'s visit, prep we man for senior she man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Mama T-B. arrived, barely able to walk even with use of Rollator senior she man. Mama T-B. highly impressed with inside/outside changes to casa, decorations and cleanliness man. Still lectured us about the stuff that she planned to lecture us about, man. Lunch was the aforementioned Subway, ingest Two Generations man. Got lectured about more stuff, sigh man. Gave over the stuff procured last week in Mexico, pleased senior she man. Add warsher fluid to Mama-T-B.-mobile, appreciative senior she man. Seems like a pleasant visit, si man. Napped like a bear in winter for an hour, zzz we man. De-skooled Mini-B., see post just above man. Din-din was tupacs nuked macaroni, full Many-pack ([2x2x2x2]-pack) Italian meatballs, and spaghetti sauce, ingest Two Guys man. Prevailed upon Mini-B. to do a non-P-math hoamwurk assignment 2 days early, prevail we man over wee man. Mini-B. took over an hour to do it, drag-footing wee man. However, the computer scored it a perfect Many00, reinforce the joy of this we man to wee man man. Mini-B. then played V.R. until prep-for-bedtime, recreational wee man. Today could have been worse, and it was largely OK, need one of these now and then we man.

Think I recently did, and I vaguely remember that it seemed to work OK. Try the smallest jug that you can find, and, if it doesn't work to your liking, perhaps mix it in with the clumping stuff.

Fingers crossed for you.

Zelensky Upset To Hear One Of His Jets Ruined NEW YORK, NY — As Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky arrived in the U.S. to petition the U.N. for additional funds for the ongoing war with Russia, he was angered to learn one of his F-35s had been carelessly ruined by the American military. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-upset-to-hear-one-of-his-jets-ruined

Not just birds and whales: Windmills threatening extinction for jaguars and pumas in Brazil The climate hoax is taking a horrendous toll on not just the cost of electricity and reliability of the grid, but also the survival of many species of animals, from birds to whales to the magnificent big cats of Brazil. The Wall Street Journal reports: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/not_just_birds_and_whales_windmills_threatening_extinction_for_jaguars_and_pumas_in_brazil.html

Boston University Prof says Kendi guilty of 'employment violence' for laying off staff [...] Now employees of Boston University are accusing Kendi and the Center for Antiracism of 'employment violence and trauma' for laying some of the staff off. [...] https://twitchy.com/coucy/2023/09/19/boston-university-prof-says-kendi-guilty-of-employment-violence-for-laying-off-staff-n2387456

New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham Became Albuquerque's Number One Gun Salesperson [...] "Today was the busiest day I've had in months," Arnie Gallegos, owner of ABQ Guns in Albuquerque, told The Epoch Times. "I've been getting a lot of people who have never come into a gun shop before who are rightfully concerned about their freedoms. "A lot of people are saying, 'I can't rely on the police anymore, and I need to be able to protect myself,'" added Mr. Gallegos. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/09/19/new-mexico-gov-michelle-lujan-grisham-became-albuquerques-number-one-gun-salesperson-n2164004