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Rabbi Arrested by Irish Authorities Facing Prison Time for Performing a Circumcision Without a License A British rabbi who regularly circumcises male infants in accordance with Jewish religious custom was arrested in Ireland for illegally performing the surgical procedure without a license. Jonathan Abraham, who is based in London, was arrested in Dublin on July 30 for carrying out the operation without being officially registered as a medical practitioner. The rabbi was charged with violating Ireland's 2007 Medical Practitioners Act and could face up to five years in prison and a maximum fine of $140,000. [...] https://pjmedia.com/bryan-s-jung/2024/08/02/rabbi-facing-jail-time-by-irish-authorities-for-performing-a-circumcision-without-a-license-n4931275
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It's Kommie. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kamala Harris Grabs Enough Biden Delegates to Clinch Democrat Presidential Nomination Vice-President Kamala Harris has now taken enough of President Joe Biden's delegates to clinch the Democrat nomination for president next week. Despite grabbing all of Biden's delegates and never winning a primary, Harris is now at the top of the ticket, after party insiders removed her boss from the race for president. According to Democratic National Convention Chair Jaime Harrison, Harris was able to acquire the minimum 2,350 votes needed, after a 9 a.m. virtual roll call began on August 2. [...] https://pjmedia.com/bryan-s-jung/2024/08/02/kamala-steals-enough-biden-delegates-to-take-nomination-next-week-n4931309
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Five of Sinwar's greatest allies eliminated in attack on Gaza terror tunnel - report Approximately 10 days ago, several senior Hamas members, including Ruhi Mushtaha, a close associate of Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar, were reportedly killed, according to a report in the Saudi newspaper Al-Sharq Al-Awsat. In addition to Mushtaha, Bassam Al-Saraj and three other high-ranking members of Hamas's military wing, including intelligence chief Abed Al-Hadi Siam of the Gaza Brigade, were also eliminated. [...] https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-813059
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Thrilling (??!) rest-of-Friday report, see man: Got to hospital an hour before noon, arrive we man. Uncle T-B. was in a tiny overflow room sitting in a stuffed armchair, E.R. swamped man. He was talking to a majorly foxy (albeit non-rubia) nurse, oh our God man. Nurse had great rapport with both of us, si man. Uncle T-B.'s blood pressure was stroke-level (Many/Many), see reason below man. Nurse IV'd 2 BP-lowering liquids into Uncle T-B., IV senior he man she man. Most of rest of time was spent waiting, sigh man. Lab results, except for cardiac, were like those of a Manyager, senior he man outlive all of us man. BP finally read out at Many/Many, improvement depending on the value of Many man. Doctor came and reviewed the case with us, thorough M.D. he man. Wanted us to review Uncle T-B.'s several BP meds with Uncle T-B.'s internist, si man. Sent referral for gastrointestinal specialist, referral man. Sent pharmacy one Rx for nausea-prevention, Rx man. As discharge neared, Uncle T-B. asked nurse if she had a boyfriend, she didn't man (!!!). We asked, "Just so happens, or by choice, huh man?" hopeful we man. "Definitely by choice, si man," said nurse man. We reconfirmed this once more at final discharge, stick knife in ourself and twist even harder we man. Uncle T-B. was discharged a bit after 2 p.m., chauffeur senior he man we man. We borrowed his facility's wheelchair and wheeled him to his apartment, wheel senior he man we man. We were quite sweaty after this, apartment nearly Many00 degrees inside man. Uncle T-B. mentioned that he'd messed up his pills, from bottles to pill-caddy man. He had therefore NOT TAKEN ANY for over 2 Manyzen hours, we man!!!!! Just as we arrived at the casa, pharmacy texted "Rx ready, si man," si and man. We coded it for delivery for a fee, not a crucial Rx man. Serviced demanding miu, Where Were You And Where's Lunch + Treats Daddy man. Caucused by phone with Mama T-B. for over half an hour, intense senior she man. Tried to reach Uncle T-B.'s internist, unavailable Friday afternoon man. First available appointment with GI docs not till Manycember, and man. Re-caucused by phone with Mama T-B. for another half-hour, intense senior she man. It was now half-past Many (2+2) p.m. and we were starving, need to ingest we man. We tore top of nuke-rice bag and put it in microwave, anticipatory we man. Just then, phone rang, si man. Uncle T-B.: "I hate to bother you after all that, but can you help me with my pills now, huh man?" si man. We couldn't refuse, no man. We got his Rx at pharmacy and bought a fancy new pill-caddy, crucial man. Uncle T-B. had (no exaggeration) nearly 2 Manyzen pill bottles, full half-full empty current expired man. We combined those of similar expiration date, consolidate we man. We found some (chiefly vitamins) that he hadn't taken for months, man. We emptied all pills from his current inadequate caddies and matched them with those in bottles, match we man. We showed Uncle T-B. how to open the compartments in his spankin'-new caddy, fancy man. We showed him the names of the days and whether the rows said "morning" or "evening," distinguish we man. We showed him how to count Many (2+2+2+1) pills and insert one for each day, count and insert we man. We showed him how to choose one bottle, count, close it, and turn it upside down when done, indicate we man. We told him, "These are your Friday-evening pills, see man. Today is Friday, si man. Take them now, si man," si man. All this time, Uncle T-B. had a look of blank terror on his face, helpless senior he man. We pointed out where Saturday morn's pills were, take those tomorrow morn man. Uncle T-B. almost blanked out completely, si man. After 1 hour + half an hour, we finally left, discouraged we man. Lunch/din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, finally ingest and diet we man. A siesta occurred, zzz we man. Upon awakening, we phoned Mama T-B. to describe the happenings, phone senior she man we man. Mama T-B. nearly ripped us a new one for not making Uncle T-B. stock his own caddy, si man. "He'll rely on you forever now, si man! Make HIM do it, si man!" "Tell him what each pill is for, si man, and he'll have a stroke if he skips them, si man, and if he's lucky it'll kill him, si man, and otherwise he'll end up a vegetable, si man!" A nearly hourlong caucus ensued regarding home healthcare or assisted living, nothing resolved man. On Monday, we must try to get Uncle T-B. to internist to authorize said care, a must man. Meanwhile, ex-Mrs.-T-B. had texted that she & Mini-B. were themselves in the E.R., Ecu version man. They'd gone for restaurant din-din with other family and had gotten violently ill overnight, wow man. (None of the other family did from the same or almost-the-same food, strange man.) They were in the hospital E.R. for Many (2+2+1) hours for IV fluids/antibiotics, stomach infection man. Poor Mini-B. accidentally dislodged his IV and bled all over the floor, out-freaked wee man man. We asked ex-Mrs.-T-B. how much the experience had cost, curious we man. "Ooo -- a lot, si man! I paid $Many00, si man!" said ex-she man man. "This would have cost $Many,000 in the U.S., si man," said we man to ex-she man man. "Si, but still, it was a lot, si man," said ex-she man to we man man. Anyway, they were recovering and feeling somewhat stronger, that's good man. No party with the rubias tonight, full enough day already man. We have itineraried/re-itineraried Many (2+2+1) ESs and Many (2+1) GSs for Saturday, si man. We hope for no more emergencies, quite enough for one day man. And that was/is our thrilling (?) Friday report, si man.
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What a day with Uncle T-B., man. Thrilling (?) report later, see later man.
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The OP hasn't logged on to VJ for nearly a year, so this thread is now closed to further comment. Bella, hopefully the e-mail will yield results. Let us know in a more active relevant thread.
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"You can't lipstick an inferior primate, except a rubia, several of which must be found for T-B., si man..."
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For upvotes, D ma'am?
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That's "get right on it oh Exalted Superior Primate" man.
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Mama T-B. awakened us at Many a.m. -- si man, Many a.m. -- with news that Uncle T-B. called an ambulance and went to the hospital, with "the shakes" man. She had called us rather late last night with the inkling that Uncle T-B. was shaky because he hadn't been eating (same as we inkled, si man) and hadn't been drinking fluids, forgot to recognize this and pound it into his head we man. We are undercaffeinated and even sleepier because we forced ourself to eat breakfast (banana and ham sandwich, ingest both and indict the latter we man) in prep for what's surely to be a long, boring, ES-less hospital day, si and sigh and fight-zzz we man. We'd better get down there soon, si man. Uncle T-B. is as deaf as a post even with hearing-aids, sigh man. They can say, "you need open-heart surgery, si man" and he'll nod, no comprehension man. He's also a poor medical historian and somewhat of a hypochondriac, man. We did call and talk with a barely understandable E.R. employee, sigh man. We gathered that E.R. is swamped and he's in a nonpriority waiting area, great man. Happy Friday, si and whee and glee man.
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You would get sick of these rubias if they never leave the casa and never do anything other than what rubias do, si and sigh man. If you wish to be helpful, you'll recruit and refer replacement rubias, si man.
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VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
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Daily Update on Kamala Tanking America
TBoneTX replied to Boiler's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
That's certainly her code name. Kommie has the mind of a child, the depth of a puddle, and the appeal of a goat. The Dems will try everything to protect and script her so that the unwashed will presume that she's capable. -
Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala To Help Her Improve Her Black Accent WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic meeting today former Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Clinton met with current presidential nominee Kamala Harris to work on improving Harris's black accent. The meeting came after Harris's campaign rally this week in Atlanta where some accused Harris of affecting a rather flimsy black accent. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-meets-with-kamala-to-help-her-improve-her-black-accent
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Just about! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Video Shows Trump Shooter On Roof Holding Huge Sign Saying 'I'm Going To Shoot Trump' BUTLER, PA — The world of American politics was rocked by newly released footage from the attempted assassination of Donald Trump which clearly shows the shooter standing on the roof while holding a huge sign that reads, "I'M GOING TO SHOOT TRUMP." The video depicts the would-be assassin, whom the Internet has lovingly nicknamed "Ree Tardy Oswald," dancing around on the roof, waving his AR-15 in the air, and prominently flashing a sign detailing his intentions of shooting Trump as several Secret Service agents looked on, scratching their heads in bafflement as to his possible intentions. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-video-shows-trump-shooter-on-roof-holding-huge-sign-saying-im-going-to-shoot-trump
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[Master Thread] 2024 Paris Summer Olympics
TBoneTX replied to Boiler's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Imane Khelif Wins First-Ever Gold Medal In Freestyle Domestic Violence PARIS — Algerian boxer Imane Khelif made history this week by becoming the first-ever Olympian to win the gold medal in the new Freestyle Domestic Violence event. "This is for all of us," an emotional Khelif said, raising his bloody fist triumphantly as the broken body of his small female opponent lay before him. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/imane-khelif-wins-first-ever-gold-medal-in-freestyle-domestic-violence
