Amby

I cleared out my mailbox a bit and I pm'd you. See if it works now.

got it and was able to reply. YAY!

spooky I tried to send you a hot summer booties PM and it won't let me send it PM ME!

Btw Kip please message me to set it up!

Skinny dipping with Kip? You little scamp!

yeah well I need to skinny dip with him to prove to you that I have a hotter body than your wife. I will do anything to prove you wrong! And if that means I have to drink cheap champagne and get naked with Kip I will take one for the team!

That would mean something if you said you went with Kip and HE said you were hot!

Unless Mawilson has been skinny dipping with RUB women how would he know? What is the basis for comparison Amby? British women?

I think we are just gonna need some photos, post them in the RUB forum where we have objective and knowledgable critics.

sure I will get right on that

<<<smooch smooch smooch>>>

so does that mean you'll stop when you reply to just me? PLEASE!?!?!

if the answer is yes please do not respond with si man

Don't be so quick to judge. How do you look naked in bright sunlight?

Ask mawilson. He's the one I went skinny dipping with.

He said Mississippi... I wasn't aware everyone on VJ was from Mississippi, thanks for the info.

I guess I misread. I read the other comments and then went to read another thread and came back to this. When I read "here" I thought you meant here as in on VJ.

'Merica!

F yeah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

oh well. their pizza is sh*t

this is probably not helpful at all but it would be hilarious if you just wrote "sex"

Your post gave me giggles this morning!

yw

She eats my food sometimes.

Apparently it's annoying when I don't eat all of my food and tell him to eat it

this song makes me think of spooky

hmmmm...he collects this damn vintage champagne and he gets all bent out of shape if I break (drink haha) a bottle!

well...let's see...for reals....hmmmmmm...OH WAIT! He talks to me when I'm trying to do stuff. That annoys me. And when I say "ok hurry I'm busy" he says something like "whatever I was almost done anyways". Ok then shut up!

oh and he listens to rap music. I'm like dude you're a 30 something white guy..STOP!

but the funniest annoying thing is if he gets to drinking too much of the champagne(I only laugh after I'm done being annoyed)he makes up these raps about me. they're insane. the other week the rap was about me cheating on him with hot b*tches and not letting him in on the action

ok wait I know the most annoying...inviting people over (usually work people) for a dinner party and telling me like 3 hours before they're going to show up. I need more time to plan! I need to polish silver, polish glasses, iron table linens!

I don't know. There's a lot of psychos out there. And here too. If you remember, please tell her I said hi. She should make an appearance here and say hello.

ok I will message her now and tell her!

hot. sex.

oh wait...does blowing on someone's ####### and walking away count as sex trolling? god that's so funny every time I do it to a first time partner

Yup! I talk to her quite often on FB actually. She's doing good.

You need to come to the dark side!

sex trolling? maybe I need to look this up on urban dictionary. I will be back!

interesting...I learned about trolling motor just now...I will add that to my bag of tricks for sure!

There is no one else here to take your place. At least no females.

I bet you could find a man at a chick fil a protest

I feel so bad for you. I wish I still had time to give you those treatments to make it straight. I guess you haven't found a replacement to give you the treatments? I know it's a specialist position that's hard to fill.

21 Jump Street...I laughed 3-4 times