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Her Majesty will not be denied her Divine Right yet again.

Most activists are scum. Pure human garbage.

wHAT A DUMB title

Pics next to rulers would be needed to confirm this.

I feel like I've walked into one of those tumblr conversations. What next, the TP test?

BAD!

So you get a visa. BFD.

Well at least Wyoming had a vote so the level of rigged-ness could be fully calculated. In Colorado Republicans didn't even bother having a vote - skipped straight to the outcome.

BAD!

Its easy to compare western civilisation to other areas and say "hey we are less violent", but you have to understand that we are simply on different cycles of time and development. Yes, the US and parts of Europe have shown a steady decline in violence (as shown by our ever lowering crime rates) but contextually you have to understand that areas like the Middle East have not benefited from the tailwinds that the US and Europe have experienced for the past 300 years. In fact, due to imperialism and colonialism, western civilisation is directly responsible for the state of development of countries in the Middle East, India, and Africa.

tell ya what, when we build that big wall - it just got 20 feet longer and girthier too! - we'll leave a teeny weeny little hole for you so you can go to the other side and feel bad about everything. boo hoo. gimme a break. i'd tell ya what we used to do with pretty boys like you in the good ol days but i cant because we have to be so nice now, so nice.

what idiots - all they had to do was say "meet your mate online and now they want you to send them money overseas? it might be a scam - don't fall victim" then they wouldn't have to delete. because it is a completely true statement, err tweet.

we are led by stupid, stupid people. they don't have a clue,.

Sad!

Public servants spitting truth and morons don't like it. Sad!

only when it rains

Would ya look at this, we got a wise guy over here. I guess you know all about drainage, huh? Let me tell you something about drainage, buddy boy. My grandfather floated here on a goddamn raft from Hungary and landed at Ellis Island like hundreds of years ago and that raft was leaky like a sieve? You know how leaky sieves are, right? I mean even before the Chinese started making them, now that they do fuhgeddaboutit. It's crazy now. But I mean before. Sieves were leaky before, it was crazy. Crazy. Just like wow this thing can leak. Rafts used to leak like that too and the Europeans who came over on them were hardy people. All plumbers when they arrived no matter what they were when they left. The greatest generation, don't tell nobody tell you otherwise. Nobody. They were the best. They made America what it is today, when's the last time you walked into a nice apartment building on the west side and felt a drop of water on your back? Yeah, it don't happen much, that's why. Because the greatest generation was unselfish and only wanted the opportunity to work hard and make a penny. Not like the people who come in today, look at the refugee camps in Europe, it's crazy what's happening out there. Rapists, pedophiles, bank robbers. Not one of them can plug a leak because there's no water in the desert I guess (ha) but they all have cell phones. I wonder who they stole them from? Oh is that a skill? That counts for a skill these days, folks. I kid you not. It's crazy. Crazy. Liberals have turned the world upside down. Upside down. Someone's gotta turn this boat upside right again. This can't go on forever. It just can't.

Don't get me wrong I am nut a conspiracy nut , but it does seem kinda odd not autopsy.

We are led by stupid, stupid people. Very stupid people. And they think I'm stupid, they think you're stupid, they think we're all stupid. Because they're stupid. They think they can off the greatest defender of constitutional freedoms ever and we won't even notice. They're counting on you not noticing. They're counting on you not knowing you even have freedoms! Why do you think they got so upset about the wall? Because they don't want you to know it can be done! That's why! They want you to think a wall is crazy. Impossible. And then here I come, a guy who's been building things his whole life, telling you a wall isn't crazy - it's easy! Easy! And people in charge are stupid, stupid people, let me tell you. A wall is easy. A bunch of walls is easy too. One wall, two walls, three walls, terrific walls, piece of cake. Boom boom boom, you wouldn't know what hit ya. Walls everywhere. These crazy builders these days give you these houses with great rooms. What the hell is a great room?!? A room without any damn - I'm sorry, I was told not to use profanity - without any darn walls. So anyone can do whatever wherever! Well I say hell no! I'll build walls. I'll make sure the space is used right and I'll make the builder pay for it all.

the absence of light.

I hear the 9mm Beretta adds great flavor to soups and stews.

Soup? Stew? That's low energy food for low energy losers. Me, I run with the wolves and I leave the sheep behind, alone to be slaughtered. Why not? What good are they? I got no use for sheep. But I can understand you having a soft spot for them. You probably feel "compassion", what a joke. They're a waste of space. If they were people id call em losers but I won't call them that, okay? I won't. They're losers. There. I didn't say it. I'm told I shouldn't say that. I don't know about you but I'm tired of pussyfooting around the truth, of all the political correctness. It's sick. Sick. It's an actual illness, folks. It rots your head from the inside so's the only option left is to break it with an iron bat and sweep away the pieces. Be done with it. Amirite? Huh? You know I am. I'm always right. I'm usually always right. Eh, I try to be humble but it doesn't work.

Americans have and use guns for every purpose possible.

I cook with mine. The commies down the street think I'm crazy but when it hits the fan and they want food I'll eat and they'll go hungry who's the crazy kook now huh? That'll show em. Pathetic losers.

I vaguely remember someone asking who peed in someone's corn flakes. A fairly common benign term used to ask, " who made you mad" and some over estrognated chick flipping out. I forget the details of who and what

Yeah. The Princesses flipped out. It was like they were all PMSing at the same time. Bizarre and more than a little scary.

Jeez, who whizzed in your Wheaties?

That's more in keeping with the vernacular. Well done, Hillbot.

Tell Marcobot I said hello.

You know how I can tell a Communist from a regular person? When they use fancy words for pee.

The Second Amendment is so, so important. It's like, right up there. It's #2. There's a reason it's at 2 and not at 14 or 7 or 12 or 4 or 58 or something. Think about it. Seriously, stop and think about it. Okay? Okay? Yeah. Good. Number 2 is pretty damn high so you don't wanna mess with that, okay? It's not a good idea. It just isn't.

There might be hope for this dying place yet

Uncross those fingers. Death is imminent.

They built the Coliseum for folks just like you.

Better. I guess he was okay for a bronze age guy who never went to school but come on. Come on. Really? Really? Let's try to keep it contemporary, okay? That's a fancy word for now. I went to the best schools. Got the best grades. My teachers loved me. Everyone thought I'd do great and look at me now. Slim Shady ain't got ish on me.

Fallen, no more.

We have Risen.

What would have been better if this person had been deported when the FBI had him on their radar ...

Where's that Pre Crime Unit when we need it? Amirite? Huh? Huh? Yeah, I am. You know I am. Don't even try to deny it.

This feels like a chain letter.

Don't knock the chain letter, man. The chain letter is how I made my first million. It's also how I made my second and my third million. Those days were fun. When anyone who could send or get chain letters and was willing to work hard and not afraid to get glue on their tongue could make a million or two in America. Those were the days, man. Those were the days. Before Nobama and the Democrats and their crazy regulation that said I can't drill in my own backyard because something about the one eyed lemur going deaf from all the tremors, like hey man, the planet has had tremors from the beginning, ok? From the beginning! This ain't new. It just ain't.