b & q

I'm just glad Darren is back, I have a way to entertain myself at work now!
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I'm just glad Darren is back, I have a way to entertain myself at work now!
:pop: :pop:

I'm just glad Darren is back, I have a way to entertain myself at work now!
:pop: :pop:

I'm just glad Darren is back, I have a way to entertain myself at work now!
:pop: :pop:

I'm just glad Darren is back, I have a way to entertain myself at work now!
:pop: :pop:

This might be a good start..?

How do you explain Darren to a Pinay?

You know Mr. OP, you are insulting your wife by keep posting here in VJ about "how to explain to her....". Is your wife that dumb not to understand the normal American explanation. Let her explore and understand things around here in US. Don't push her to know everything as faster as you want. And when she don't understand you right away, you keep posting here on "how to explain to her", insinuating she's dumb. Let her be and process her own learning curve.

Why isn't Gretchen allowed to use the computer?

Why are you so freaking right ?I feel frustrated reading the stuff dArren posts because I am from a third world country and I got married when I was the same age as his wife and I did meet people like him. People who did the whole ooo im the American with the money so I'm gonna choose what we do, and god forbid you don't like what I do.I find him incredibly self centered and narcissistic . I doubt half of his posts are real. I'm starting to think he is making some things up to stay relevant in the philippines forum or to prove to people who told him it wouldn't work, it's working, despite the hardship.I just wanna punch him so hard.

First, you should always make sure to tell everybody on VJ every time Chinook does something wrong like that. She definitely needs to do everything just like you do it.
Second, I believe the ice cream problem is a tribal issue. You should probably consult the village elders for help with that. Let them know how she's been acting and see what advice they give. Buy boats if necessary. But, again, make sure that everybody on VJ knows all the details.
Third, your Filipina eats ice cream? My Filipina eats ice cream too? That must mean all Filipinas eat ice cream. But, my Filipina doesn't really go for vanilla. Does that mean mine is the conservative, province Filipina or did I get one of the liberal, big city Filipinas?
Fourth, I must stress this to you one more time. Always share with us whenever Chinook does something wrong. This is the key to a happy marriage; sharing private issues with total strangers.

Thanks, Benny. You saved me a lot of time because I was going to research that very thing.
I was even thinking of starting a thread about it because I want to know what other people think.
By the way, there's something wrong with Chinook. She doesn't like the same flavor of ice cream that I like. She likes vanilla ice cream and I like chocolate ice cream. Shouldn't she be eating the same flavor of ice cream as me? I don't understand it, but I'm trying to learn...

You literally eat garbage, and you don't believe that metabolism slows with age?
Why in the hell did you throw away all that food, do you not have a fridge?

Well, he is narcissistic. He's like "I want to help her to feel comfortable, but hey wait, I don't want to compromise." Geez, makes me think that he chose his wife because he can control her pretty easy. Complain about all the money he spent and wasted because she doesn't want to eat what he likes, then he should just limit his food-in take so he doesn't keep spending, he knows his wife pregnant and have sensitive palate.

with this rant, looks like it already has...

How about you, Mr. Boat? Do you consider yourself "normal"? Your wife and the food are not the problem. The problem is an abnormal personality disorder. Go figure! Need a mirror?

1st step on the road to recovery!
I'm curious...please expound.
Are you suggesting Filipino meals aren't "normal"?

Very revealing statement. This is all about you getting exactly what you want and #### what she wants.
I think you intend to mold her into your image. I'm feeling a litte nauseous.

After all that mambo jumbo you went through you're now having a child?WOW... Talk about a bad idea. And people,before you jump me read his archive

(I'm bettin' on ...moron. )

We here at VJ were the first ones to find out about only the second immaculate conception in all of recorded history. Of course, as we all know, the first immaculate conception was when the Virgin Mary miraculously became pregnant with Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Also, as we all know, Darren loudly proclaimed Gretchen's virginity to the world right here on VJ, along with his vow to "wait" until they were married. Of course, Gretchen must have given Darren permission to broadcast her sex life to uncounted millions of strangers on the internet because only a complete moron would "out" his fiancée without her express approval. Nevertheless, we had no doubt that Darren's promise to "wait" was as good as gold.
Imagine our surprise and shock when Gretchen became pregnant before she and Darren were married. When that happened, we knew we had witnessed a miracle-- an immaculate conception.
I must say, Darren seems very humble about this event of biblical proportions. I wonder if he included news of this miracle in Gretchen's AOS packet.

However, it has been established that it was an immaculate conception.

Isn't it also ILLEGAL?
I think / suspect...Darren was upset because she hid that conversation from him. I wonder why she kept it a secret... I wonder what she and the other man discussed.... I wonder...wonder... A bigger boat?

Darren.
I know which company you work for and coincidentally, my Dad just retired from the same company.
He really was was ' DA MAN' and I want you to know that using your job position for monitoring of phone calls and researching people ( for your own reasons and not properly authorized) who are using the network is NOT ALLOWED - and is cause for dismissal. So quit it.
And you almost ' sent Gretchen home' because of one phone call?

ETA: A boat...blah, blah, blah,...me ready to go all night...blah, blah, blah,....I'm having a bad month...blah, blah, blah,....I'm on oxycodone...blah, blah, blah,....my family has disowned me...blah, blah, blah,....at least you're picking on me instead of some other schmuck....blah, blah, blah,....Hello Kitty...blah, blah, blah,....

Now thats funny #######!!!!!!