Vacuum Screamer (or is it vacuum moaner?)

[charlie_brown 0]

Vacuum Screamer

A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."

[eric&gen 0]

Yeah yeah you are a funny dude.

[Ban Hammer 14,295]

i thought it was the woman that was supposed to be replaced by a hoover

[Sinergy 3]

[Jasman0717 9]

Orgasm.....Utah.....vacuum

[eric&gen 0]

Eureka vacuums work well lol they have lots of good sucking power.

[LondonGooner 0]

Vacuum Screamer

A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."

Joanne Drysdale aka Peppermint Patty - I always knew she'd be the one to end up divorced and desperate.

[Nessa 23]

that's hilarious.

[Ban Hammer 14,295]

that's hilarious.

i'm locking up the vacuum cleaners........

[AtlantiCat 0]

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

Gee, the 10 seconds couldn't be attributed to the fact that you hadn't had sex for 15 years, now could it?

[garya505 2]

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

Gee, the 10 seconds couldn't be attributed to the fact that you hadn't had sex for 15 years, now could it?

And what exactly was she doing for the several hours before the 10-second orgasm?

[Mononoke28 137]

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

Fingertips, schmingertips... you know she was all over that thing like crazy and then she says the "stimulation to her fingertips" is what made her think of it. U-hu.

Diana