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Why Parents Get Old Quicker Than Others And Do Crazy Stuff.

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Sinergy   3

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Why Parents Get Old Quicker Than Others And Do Crazy Stuff.

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> A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a

>

> child's whisper. "Hello ?"

> "Is your daddy home?" he asked.

> " Yes ," whispered the small voice.

> "May I talk with him?"

> The child whispered, " No "

> Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your

> Mommy there?"

>

> "Yes."

> May I talk with her?"

>

> Again the small voice whispered, "No ."

> Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message,

>

> the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

> "Yes," whispered the child, " a policeman ".

> Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss

> asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

> "No, he's busy " whispered the child.

> "Busy doing what?"

> "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman." came the whispered

> answer.

> Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

> "A helicopter." answered the whispering voice.

> "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

> Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a

> helicopter ."

> Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are

> they searching for?"

>

> Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... "ME"

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Sinergy Mentor

Sinergy   3

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deja vu? :unsure:

No this is actually NOT about my son LOOOL :P

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"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   14,396

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deja vu? :unsure:

No this is actually NOT about my son LOOOL :P

i was thinking more like........i've seen this before.....and recently. (Sep 11 2007, 03:36 PM)

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...p;#entry1185774

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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Sinergy   3

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my bad :( i didnt see it when it was posted

i was prolly actually doing work that day :blush:

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"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I missed it before. Thanks for posting again. Great one :thumbs:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Sinergy Mentor

Sinergy   3

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I missed it before. Thanks for posting again. Great one :thumbs:

and your husband is being mean to me :cry:

:lol::lol:

vj2.jpgvj.jpg

"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   14,396

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I missed it before. Thanks for posting again. Great one :thumbs:

and your husband is being mean to me :cry:

:lol::lol:

nu uh! :innocent:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I missed it before. Thanks for posting again. Great one :thumbs:

and your husband is being mean to me :cry:

:lol::lol:

I saw that. Don't worry, I'll spank him when I get home tonight :devil:

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* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Sinergy Mentor

Sinergy   3

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I missed it before. Thanks for posting again. Great one :thumbs:

and your husband is being mean to me :cry:

:lol::lol:

I saw that. Don't worry, I'll spank him when I get home tonight :devil:

woo hooo nessa :dance::devil:

vj2.jpgvj.jpg

"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   14,396

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I missed it before. Thanks for posting again. Great one :thumbs:

and your husband is being mean to me :cry:

:lol::lol:

I saw that. Don't worry, I'll spank him when I get home tonight :devil:

:dance::dance::dance::dance::devil:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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:rolleyes: nobody takes me seriously :cry::P



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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:rolleyes: nobody takes me seriously :cry::P

spank it baby, spank it :devil:

:thumbs: a much deserved spanking

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

 

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