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Trumplestiltskin Grand Master

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I have the idea now that Gordon is a closet nudist. Either that or something more subversive... In a Chuck Pahlaniuk book I read he makes mention of a psychological obsessive-compulsive disorder that compels certain people to masturbate in public places. I'm not sure I want to know whether or not Gordon's 'cotton trousers' had the pockets cut out...

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BYRON-LEIDY Proficient

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Food and nudity , unless being used in a kinky way :blink: ...example...cool whip, honey etc....shouldnt be mixed together!!

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:D The 'naked' chef is Jamie Oliver

ah! so it isn't the same guy. everytime i see the guide displaying his show i always imagine a truly naked guy cooking. :dead: why in the world did he pick that name?

anywo's, i woulda died on the spot had i burn't the family jewels.

Daniel

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BYRON-LEIDY Proficient

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Actually i think he SAGS..... :lol:

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BYRON-LEIDY   0

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Look like father and son!

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10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

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10/31/07-Touch

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11/16/07-Touch

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11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

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I have the idea now that Gordon is a closet nudist. Either that or something more subversive... In a Chuck Pahlaniuk book I read he makes mention of a psychological obsessive-compulsive disorder that compels certain people to masturbate in public places. I'm not sure I want to know whether or not Gordon's 'cotton trousers' had the pockets cut out...

i heard he does..that is why ..HE FEELS COCKY

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I love GR too. And am really looking forward to his US Kitchen Nightmares show that starts tomorrow night! :thumbs:

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Gordon burns his plums

By TOMMY HOLGATE

September 07, 2007

GORDON Ramsay made a spectacle out of his testicles by burning them on a stove.

He said: "The other day I was standing too close to the stove when I was cooking.

"I was wearing these cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando, suddenly, I felt this searing heat. I went, 'F**k me, b*****ks to that,' and for once I was spot on. My balls were burning."

The 40-year-old then rushed straight to a private London clinic where an ultrasound scan was performed.

"I burnt my right b*****k and I'm in absolute agony," he added, "You wouldn't believe how much this hurts,"

Gordon continued: "I went to the hospital because of the excruciating pain. People think I went in for a knee injury, but that's bulls**t."

Sounds like a bit of a balls up.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320...7410829,00.html

Hello peeps......he was wearing cotton trousers, just commando UNDERNEATH!

And I (L) GR

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