Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 49,713]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Took doc-recommended bedtime HSM,   man.

Completely lousy zzz,   man.

 

Spectacular outdoors, Texas weather Many man.

However, we stayed indoors almost all day, ensconced we man man.

Breakfast was the remaining Sam's chicken salad, ingest we man.

A siesta was partially restorative, semi-zzz we man.

 

Lunch/din-din was TG, ingest we man.

Our LL was conquered and the warsher dished/de-dished, victoriously domestic we man.

Could have used another siesta, but no time, si but no zzz we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. visited Mama T-B. and unhosed her phone,   man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa at appointed hour, begin Two Guys Week man.   

Mini-B. appreciates all the new shirts in his closet, sartorial wee man man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We get mauled by fizzicle therapist early Monday, praise all that's holy man.

No other major plans, depends on what Mama T-B. might call for man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 49,713]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Too short a night, truncated zzz man.

Doc's preferred bedtime HSM rather effective, mirabile dictu man.

Had to yell like never before at Mini-B. to move his carcass,   man.

Somehow, he made the skoolbus, mirabile dictu man.

 

Did not leave the casa, beautiful day man.

Lunch was junk food, ingest we man.

 

Got call from a skool prinsipul midafternoon, uh-oh man.

Mini-B. made a poor decision, penalties man.  

Lectured him, wee man knows better than this man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will hammer him even more when she gets hold of him, uh-oh man.

Grounded rest of month, no gaming computer or amigo interaction man.

Took away phone for one day, only option man.

Mini-B. seems contrite, hope we man.

 

Din-din was nuked fajita chicken + canned corn + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was Jackass Many.Many, watch Two Guys* man.

     *favorite of many skits was the "enema long jump," absolutely hilarious man

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2 -1) for the week, add last week's ingestion man.

 

Mini-B. fell asleep on his bed, zzz wee man.

We awoke him for back-patio basketball, we sucked way worse than he did man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Mini-B. uses phone to awaken in morning, up to us on Tuesday man.

Must retrieve Rx for Uncle T-B. on Tuesday, service senior he man we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 49,713]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Forgot to mention that the fizzicle therapy is rescheduled for Thursday morn,   man.

 

Short night, too late to bed we man.

Even shorter, Mini-B.'s confiscated phone went off at Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- a.m.,   man.

We couldn't out-figure how to kill the alarm, snooze-feature man.  

We finally gave up and resolved to hide phone elsewhere in the future, resolute we man.

 

Rousted Mini-B.'s carcass, groggy wee man man.

Breakfasted him, breakfast we man wee man man.

Too late for skoolbus, chauffeur we man wee man man.

 

Breakfast for us was toast, ingest we man.

Siesta immediately attempted, zzz but not soundly we man.

 

Upon arising, discovered that e-mail/Internet/landline service was all down, call for service we man.

Appointment was promised for Wednesday,     man.

 

Mama T-B. called around noon, needed visit man.

We complied, compliant we man.

Not much yelling and efficient visit, mirabile dictu man.

Lunch was a donated half-sandwich + cold steak fries, ingest we man.

Went straight from there to Uncle T-B., deliver Rx et al. we man to senior he man man.

As usual, he thrust a pile of mail at us to tell him what it was, expected man.

Unexpectedly, he was willing to tear up the unimportant stuff right then, big change man.   

 

We got out of there perilously close to skoolzone time, egad man.

We discovered phone message from Internet repairman, available right then man.

First, we hastily searched Uncle T-B.'s mail-recycling bins, no coupons there at all man.  

 

Arrived at casa just before Mini-B. de-skoolbused, fight skoolzones we man.

Repairman waiting patiently, good dude he man man.

Ignored miu demanding usual edibles, wait for once miu man man.

Repairman determined that backyard line had somehow been cut, mystery how man.

Repair was swift after running new line, major boon man.

Demanding miu finally satiated, satiated miu man.

 

Din-din was nuked chicken enchiladas (Sam's) + tater tots (Aldi) + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. and we agreed that this was a superb Two Guys din-din, satiated Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was The Jerk, pretty good and watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +2) for the week, minimum quota already achieved man.   

 

Went to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to retrieve a recreational book for Mini-B., retrieve book we man.

The book is 1ManyManyMany by Geo. Orwell, read wee man man.

Then groceried proximally and rapidly for Uncle T-B., 2 nonperishable items man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No distinct plans for Wednesday, no plan we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Edited Wednesday at 08:50 PM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 49,713]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

We did not leave the casa all day, ensconced we man.

 

Mini-B.'s phone-confiscation made us his alarm clock again, roosterlike we man man.

He ignored our first appeal, zzz wee man.

We yelled and he finally rousted his carcass, roust wee man.

Somehow, we breakfasted him and he made the skoolbus, mirabile dictu man.

 

Breakfast was toast, ingest we man.

We attempted a siesta, partially successful man.

Mama T-B. called at noon for half an hour,   she man (with good reason man).

We have rarely heard tales of such institutional incompetence, aysheep senior she man man.

 

We wrote two amigos, WCG & hyskool pal man.

 

Din-din was canned flat green beans + orange chicken + r'br, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. had us air-fry the full bag of chicken, ingest as stated Two Guys man.

No movie night, hoamwurk for wee man man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Thursday is fizzicle therapy in a.m., perhaps once-again-ambulatory we man man.

Thursday is annual portfolio caucus for Mama T-B. in p.m., stand-in we man man.

We must also itinerary GSs/ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We think that nearby small town has its citywide GS this weekend, always fun man.

However, it is supposed to monsoon on Saturday if not also Friday,   man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[mam521 3,065]

Kid2 has an AP exam today.  Hopefully he does well.  He has like half a dozen AP's next year because the schools are ridiculous and have cancelled a good chunk of the honors classes.  So, the choices are Levels or AP.  He's legitimately too smart for Levels and the kids in those classes drive him nuts.  

[TBoneTX 49,713]

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

Hopefully he does well.

Good luck to the descendant of his ancestress, si mam ma'am.

[TBoneTX 49,713]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Absolutely lousy overnight zzz,   man.

Breakfast was toast, ingest we man.

A siesta was attempted, more "close eyes & rest" than any zzz man.

 

Fizzicle therapy finally happened, glorious man.

FT lady appalled at how hosed our carcass was, appalled she man.

We needed 2 hours of reconstitution, wow man.

She mobilized our spine, center of most woes elsewhere man.

She dry-needled/e-stimmed our back, hip, hamstrings, & calves, rhythmic we man.

(We were warned not to drink beer afterward, spring leak we man man.)

She gave us 2 exercises for our shoulder, easy and almost certainly helpful man.

She recommended better zzz-ing positions for our hip, certain to be helpful man.

We were sore immediately afterward but wonderful thereafter, don't wanna die now we man man.

We can now even climb stairs normally, no need to lead with one leg only man.   

We hope that this lasts beyond today, glorious man.

 

Miu took great interest in FT process and jumped all over FT lady's equipment, little claw damage man.

 

We bided time until Zoom caucus with Mama T-B.'s financial advi$or$, annual portfolio review man.

Long-time managerette agreed that Mama T-B. would question every loss of pennies,   man.

We were satisfied with an overview and with asking basic questions, si man.

Portfolio boss will act this week on CPA's long-standing concern, utilize short-term carryover losses man.

This in itself will be a major victory, summit of Mount Financial Everest man.

We are sorry that Mama T-B. is merely a multiManyaire when we are a $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon with $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in annual POTS* income, sigh man.

     *buy yours today, si man!

 

We were looking forward to din-din and decompressing, look-forwarding we man.

But then Mama T-B. called, demand debriefing senior she man man.

We relayed the positive news in succinct-yet-complete fashion, si man.

Mama T-B. re-questioned everything,   man.

We repeated the positive news in even more detail, repeat positively we man.

Mama T-B. re-questioned everything,   man.

During all this, Mini-B. de-skoolbused and was retrieved by ex-Mrs.-T-B., non-Two Guys eve man.

Mama T-B. began catastrophizing about chickenpoop expenses, typical and   man.

We managed to end the call, over half an hour man.

Mama T-B. called back, catastrophize and repeat all questions and more man.  

We managed to end the call, end we man.

Mama T-B. called back again, catastrophize and repeat all questions and more man.  

We managed to end the call, end we man.

 

By now, it was the very thickest of skoolzone time, delay din-din out man.

We set forth regardless, intrepid we man.

Mama T-B. called twice during short drive, catastrophize and repeat all questions and more man.  

We ran over a curb during the second call, just about had it distracted we man man.

 

Din-din was at Popeye's**, ingest we man.

     **WUOC, F$WM

 

From there, we pharmacied for Uncle T-B., all Rx's seemingly filled for Many days again man.

Senior he man very grateful, not much delay or distraction man.

 

Returned to casa and nearly zzz'd during TV news, exhausted we man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. let Mini-B. siesta on her couch, bad idea man***.

     ***Mini-B. hates siestas and feels lousy afterward, He Will Learn Someday man

He barely finished his Inglish assignment, groggy wee man man.

He could not finish his other assignments, groggy wee man man.

He is voluntarily embedding himself at this writing, mirabile dictu man.

 

We were reading newspaper articles from a South Texas area, read we man.

We read about a public official named Frutoso Gomez, weird name man.

We asked ex-Mrs.-T-B. if she'd ever heard that name, ask ex-she man we man man.

She laughed out loud and said, "No, no man," si and hee hee hee man.

Throw it into Google Translate and imagine going through life with it, hilarious man.

 

We also wonder about the girl name Montserrat, si man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. says it's very common in Mexico, si man.

But it means "jagged mountain," what's feminine or pretty or elegant about that man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried Many (2+2) highly local ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

Another is in favorite middle-sized town, unsure we want to go there just for one man.

We must also visit Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.