Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 49,680]

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

In the free state of Florida we have no such intrusive inspections.

Texas killed safety inspections recently, two schools of thought about that action man.

Emissions are tested in only a Manyzen or so of the largest counties, oh well man.

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

hate wasting so much time sleeping

"Dear Naps:  We apologize to how rude we were to you as kids, si man."

[TBoneTX 49,680]

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

I don't remember which Jackass movie it was, but 2 words: paper cuts.

Jackass Number Two, si and heebie-jeebie mam ma'am.

You have risen even further in our estimation by your admission that you have watched one or more, si mam ma'am.

 

[TBoneTX 49,680]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

filled Many Many-gal containers [...]  $Many00 + (2x2x2x2x2 -1) and change.  [...] gas is much cheaper @ $Many.1Many a gallon.  On our island it's $Many.Many [...]  Memorial day weekend and Many'th of July

     , Bro G man.

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

And the prices I mentioned here, $Many.Many, was roadside.

LPoP and unread, but, if we were to guess, the prices that you mentioned -- perhaps $Many.Many -- were roadside, si man.

[TBoneTX 49,680]

Chatty Thursday repartee, finally and wonder what's in the water man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Almost zzz'd until alarm, stinking hip pain man.  

 

Breakfast/lunch was one-Many'rd of a tub of Sam's chicken salad, perhaps tastier than Costco's and certainly in a more wieldy-sized tub ingest we man.

 

Visited Mama T-B., general maintenance man.

We and senior she man each too tired to yell much, be thankful for small boons man.

 

A siesta was moderately successful, moderately zzz we man.

 

Mama T-B.'s CPA sent his bill for this year's efforts, efficient CPA he man man.

It is lower than was last year's bill, not drastically but substantially man.

Some tax data were more complex than were last year's, in addition man.

This means that our organizational system beats Mama T-B.'s aysheep-obsessive system, so there man.

 

Din-din was onecan of sliced carrots, onetin of sardines-in-oil*, and naked-&-then-salsa'd Fritos Scoops, ingest we man.

     *absolutely and undeniably scrumptious, see and si and so there Bro G man

Miu remained zzz-ing on nearby sofa during sardine-ingestion, mirabile visu man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried Many (2+2+1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

Two are in FMST (favorite medium-sized town), and we shall pass through FST on return, wonderful man.

However, it is supposed to monsoon like an illegitimate male child most of the day, enough of this man.

We shall report on whether we T-B.-mobile, build an Ark, or flush the whole thing, intrepid we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 49,680]

It is shortly after midnight Friday as we write this, si man.

It hailed like an absolute illegitimate male child outside just now for Many minutes, wow man.

We have experienced briefer hail with smaller stones before, but not like this, si and no man.

It set off neighbors' car alarms, T-B.-mobile fortunately garaged man.

We wonder whether it cracked windshields, wonder we man.

Hard to measure because stones not spherical, flatter and more oblong man.

Poor miu was terrified-aysheep from the noise, try to calm miu we man.

It continues to monsoon like aforementioned illegitimate male child, build an Ark man.

[Neonred 4,210]

19 hours ago, Neonred said:

 Bet there won't be as many boats on the water this weekend, that and the fact a lot of our snowbirds have headed north.

 

 

18 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

that's something i've never understood about marina gas - it's way higher than gas at a gas station - yet they have no road tax (or should not be charging for road tax)

 

Well I may have been wrong.  Surprising, right?

 

It's just a few minutes after 7am here on Friday morning, and the start of another beautiful and calm day.  I'm on the back porch just 20 feet from, and overlooking, the main canal that is the boaters "highway" for our neighborhood.  Just 8 houses away from the open water.  Even at this early hour I have seen more boats than I expected heading out.  A lot of people going fishing.  Point is the price of gas is not hurting most boaters.  Heck, even the wife and I took advantage of the perfect weather yesterday and made the trip out to the reef in our relatively new boat.  And boats get terrible fuel mileage.  I've got a 2025 200hp Mercury with a cool feature where I can monitor almost every function of the engine on an app on my phone including fuel milage.  If I keep it down to under 25mph, about 1/2 throttle, I do well...abot 4.6 mpg.  The 22 mile round trip only cost me about 5 gallons.  Open that baby up and it drops to just a little over 2 mpg. (2.3)

 

There goes a boat passing by sporting twin 300's.  Wonder how much fuel he will burn today.