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3 hours ago, mam521 said:

The Snapple drinking, granola eating one.  The other one, which hasn't observed time change in 60 years, is full of miners and agricultural workers.  

 

You made me chuckle with that.

I will say I have been to Vancouver once or twice.

 

3 hours ago, mam521 said:

 

Ugh...drives me bananas.  Fine educators that can't English properly...just crazy.  

 

Bet there are some of those in Quebec.  LOL

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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18 hours ago, Neonred said:

That would be interesting.  Beer leaking out of each butt cheek.  Don't think I have ever seen that.

Depends whether one begins drinking immediately and heavily after injection, si and *hic* man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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14 hours ago, mam521 said:

Did you unmute in the app? Sometimes you have to get to the stupid muted speaker, click and then hit volume up.  

LPoP and unread, no see we man mam ma'am.  However, further to Google Maps, we tried unmuting in the app, going to the stupid muted speaker, clicking, and hitting volume up, zero effect man.  :ranting:

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Zzz'd soundly until alarm, wonderful injected HSM man.  :dance: 

Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., quite timely wee man for once man.

Our breakfast was pre-cooked fried eggs nuked to warmth, ingest we man.

Siesta unsuccessful, too-caffeinated we man man.

 

Weekly rainwater newspaper contained only BK coupons, no Subway for Many (2+1) months man.  :ranting:

 

Discovered further trouble with Mini-B.'s next-year skool courses, :ranting:  man.

Fortunately, Skool Kounsler available for caucus, caucus we man with she man man.

Took "only" an hour-plus that we couldn't spare, :ranting:  man.

 

Did other admin work, cash out Uncle T-B.'s matured CD we man.

This took "only" an hour that we couldn't spare, :ranting:  man.

 

Finally visited Mama T-B., visit we man senior she man man.

She is not happy about our trip Wed-Sun, no man.

We tried to up-clean the disasters committed by incompetent staff since Monday, :ranting:  man.

 

Finally got a check in the mail, unacceptably delinquent payment for POTS* order man.

     *buy yours today, si man!

Took it to bank amid gridlocked after-skool traffic, :ranting:  man.

Then went to Uncle T-B.'s recycle bins to look for Subway coupons, none there either man.  :ranting:

Subway will get no intentional business from us until they regain their senses, :ranting:  man.

 

Mini-B. wanted BK** for din-din, accommodate wee man we man.

     **bought WUOC, F$WM

No movie night, skool hoamwurk and pre-tripping duties man.

 

We finally out-cleaned the back seat of the T-B.-mobile, untouched since June*** man.

     ***when Mama T-B. went down, sigh man

We also updated our envelope of fast-food coupons, necessary man.

The only valid ones are BK & Popeyes, what is going on with restaurateurs' common sense man?!

We also paid bills, :ranting:  man.

We still haven't packed a thing, no pack we man.

We must create a "Miu Care" sheet for Miu T-B., fear disaster we man.

Mini-B. will treat his sister as though she were his cute orange son, not similar mius at all man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will either mail it in or forget about it entirely, know ex-she man we man man.

We will return to a starving, aysheep miu, almost Many00% certain we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Wednesday duties as described, q.v. above man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 

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