Biggest poll EVER!

[SteveLaura 0]

Internet diary. 10/3/07. Another good day, all in all. The poll has overtaken The Other Poll That Must Not Be Named, and Dean is selling his a$$ to the highest bidder.

There are rumours afloat, however, that the poll is discriminatory. Some have complained that they are being refused doughnuts due to their outspoken views on the subject of illegal confectionaries. This is obviously untrue. Dean has attempted to stick to the spirit, if not the letter, of the law regarding the verifying of all doughnuts within our company. If some have fallen off the back off a lorry - or, perhaps, been smuggled underneath one - that's hardly our fault. We have certainly never refused to hand over a legitimate claim to a doughnut - ie, by adding a vote to the poll - just because someone advocates conducting a raid on our basement and rounding up any brownies with forged bar codes. We welcome, and frequently ignore, all opposing opinions in this matter. Besides, just because some of the doughnuts have a hot salsa filling, it doesn't mean that they're illegal.

In the meantime, we are getting into the Fall spirit. Dean has purchased a variety of gourds and takes great pleasure in polishing them. He's getting callouses, poor man.

Edited October 3, 2007 by SteveLaura

[almaty 19]

man, fefe..shine that gourd....

note..make certain to blame the illegals for the donut shortage..also, global warming melted all of them....final option...Muslim terrorists...blew up our warehosue cause we used lard in frying them...

time to sell some donuts to the schools and miltary....load the truck boys...these go to ft jackson..these to st pauls' elementary..

[almaty 19]

bump for donuts

[almaty 19]

bumped for brother steven..he is on a dolly in the basement..he has became somewhat of a snapper,,when he mellows out he be back

[Frank+Jocelyn 1]

Some people have too much free time.

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Some people have too much free time.

That's not fair! some of us are just trying to get an honest free donut...

Caro

Edited October 7, 2007 by JVKn'CVO

[almaty 19]

Some people have too much free time.

since you have a good view of politics i refrain from flaming you..by the way, Bill dropped off these donuts..and i am voting for hillary..i am easy

[SteveLaura 0]

Dar es Salaam, Idaho: 'Lack of death' is the secret of long life, claims 127 year old.

A woman celebrating her 127th birthday yesterday claimed that a "lack of death" was the secret to her longevity. Edna Rumpelstiltskin, who was born in 1880, achieved the record for oldest living person at the One Foot On The Other Side nursing home, surrounded by family and friends.

Speaking to reporters, Mrs. Rumpelstiltskin reminisced about stuff that no one else was really interested in, like phonographs and gas lighting, and then went on to curse her no good son-in-law who's on social security. When asked if online polls have helped her reach such a ripe old age, Mrs. Rumpelstiltskin stated that she had admired what Adolf Hitler was trying to achieve, before she was quickly force-fed chocolate cake with sprinkles by nursing home staff.

Mrs. Rumpelstiltskin became the oldest living person when 129 year old Sylvia Fungi of Los Alamo, Japan died last month while attempting to break the non-stop rumba dancing record. Mrs. Rumpelstiltskin has survived seven husbands, three of them in the last ten months. She is currently engaged to fellow nursing home resident Ram Ji Lal Suman, thirty two years her junior, whom she hopes to wed "once he gets his hips seen to."

[almaty 19]

wow, she must be frisky....

add ,,,Dar es Salaam, Idaho on my places to visit...i wonder if she got $$$

[Marilyn. 340]

[almaty 19]

thanks sister marilyn, as always a new supply of donuts..to feed the masses....

[SteveLaura 0]

Internet diary. 10/9/07. Sister Marilyn of the Double D Tanners has saved us once again! A new supply of fresh doughnuts has arrived, having been carried all the way from California on the back of her Shetland Pony (formerly a moose). The Shetland Pony has embraced the alternative lifestyles popular in that state, and is sporting a very short haircut and tattoos. He has already become close friends with Dean's burro. They are looking to adopt a chihuahua together.

The poll has stalled once again. Much against my better nature, I have decided to issue an ultimatum.

Poll numbers must increase dramatically, or the zebra gets it.

[almaty 19]

#######? that is no zebra...that is my pet burro, Bosco, with stripes painted on him...and where is the illegals..the hos..and the celery..and the brownies..looks like brother steven ahs flipped out.....and needing sedated again

[SteveLaura 0]

I did warn you:

[almaty 19]

damn..i wonder where my pet burro, bosco is?