VAWA, Part 27

[balo101 697]

On 10/22/2025 at 6:44 PM, Deee Smith said:

Chilling. VAWA approvals are in my neck of the wood. It's just a matter of time.

yes that is true. Your time will come. Patience is the key in the process. 

[ajango 10]

Hello family, I had my Vawa i-485 since July and silence since then. My lawyer is recommending suing but i do not want to go through that route. For those who already have their green cards, how long did it take for you to hear back after interview

[balo101 697]

46 minutes ago, ajango said:

Hello family, I had my Vawa i-485 since July and silence since then. My lawyer is recommending suing but i do not want to go through that route. For those who already have their green cards, how long did it take for you to hear back after interview

If it is over 90 days since your interview then i would say either make the appointment or reach out to your congress person. 

[AdamsM 0]

13 hours ago, ajango said:

Hello family, I had my Vawa i-485 since July and silence since then. My lawyer is recommending suing but i do not want to go through that route. For those who already have their green cards, how long did it take for you to hear back after interview

mine is over 90 days too. Vawa was approved since May 15th. going on 6 months now. It's unbelievable

[TBoneTX 48,301]

It is Sunday -- time for our highly effective, hilarious, upvote-worthy Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

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DICTIONARY TERMS

 

CALORIES, n. pl. - tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night

 

SYNONYM, n. - a word used in place of the one you can't spell

 

FEET, n. pl. - devices used for finding Legos in the dark

 

IRISH HANDCUFFS, n. pl. - when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time

 

WEB MD, n. - something that makes a mild cold into a deadly disease that will kill you within 24 hours

 

BALANCED DIET, n. - one cheeseburger in each hand

 

THAT'S NICE, phr. - what you say when talking on the phone and you zone out in the middle of the other person's story

 

LAZINESS, n. - risking dropping everything you're carrying rather than walking twice

 

BRAIN, n. - something we all have but most do not use

 

BEST FRIENDS, n. pl. - people you can get mad at for only a short time because you have important stuff to tell them

 

CELL PHONE, n. - a device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself

 

GOLF, n. - an excuse for old fat men to say they still play a sport

 

RELATIONSHIP, n. - the ability to put up with someone else's bullpoop for a very long period of time

 

PETS, n. pl. - the only members of your family that you really like

 

POOR, adj. - when you have too much month at the end of your money

 

VEGETARIAN, n. - a bad hunter; someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats

 

SINGLE, adj. - a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen

 

CLAPPING, v. - repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments