VAWA, Part 27

[TBoneTX 47,551]

It's still Sunday in some time zones, so here in greatest haste is our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

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BAD (OR GOOD) ONES

 

You're not completely useless... you can always serve as a bad example.

 

I threw a boomerang a few years ago.  I now live in constant fear.

 

I broke my finger last week.  On the other hand, I'm OK.

 

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.  If anything, it made him more sluggish.

 

Why should you never marry a tennis player?  Because Love means Nothing to them.

 

I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high.  She looked surprised.

 

My wife accused me of being immature.  I told her to get out of my fort.

 

Someone stole my mood ring.  I don't know how I feel about that.

 

My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

 

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.  You need a parachute to go skydiving TWICE.
 

[Braveheart123 147]

Dear Friends

I’m reaching out on behalf of someone who is currently in a very serious and abusive relationship and is in immediate need of help. The situation has become unsafe, and they urgently need both an immigration attorney who specializes in VAWA cases and a divorce attorney in New York City.

We are looking for someone who is well-qualified, compassionate, and ideally affordable or offers low-cost services. The emotional and financial toll has been overwhelming, and time is critical.

If anyone has personal recommendations or knows of any trustworthy legal professionals or organizations in NYC that work with VAWA applicants, please share. Any support or leads would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you so much for your kindness and assistance.

Warm regards,

[OldUser 10,062]

1 hour ago, Braveheart123 said:

 

We are looking for someone who is well-qualified, compassionate, and ideally affordable or offers low-cost services. The emotional and financial toll has been overwhelming, and time is critical.

 

Speed, cost, quality... Usually you can get 2 but not all 3.

 

I'd suggest checking AILA Lawyer search to ensure immigration lawyer (whoever you speak to) is legit.

[Braveheart123 147]

3 minutes ago, OldUser said:

Speed, cost, quality... Usually you can get 2 but not all 3.

 

I'd suggest checking AILA Lawyer search to ensure immigration lawyer (whoever you speak to) is legit.

Is there any specific person we have to call or we have to call their customer service? Can you please guide me accordingly? Thank you so much for your kind health and support.

[OldUser 10,062]

3 minutes ago, Braveheart123 said:

Is there any specific person we have to call or we have to call their customer service? Can you please guide me accordingly? Thank you so much for your kind health and support.

Hello, what I recommended is a directory listing immigration lawyers who are members of American Immigration Lawyers Association (AILA). I'm not recommending any particular firm or lawyer. Just giving idea where to find credible lawyers.

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[Braveheart123 147]

1 minute ago, OldUser said:

Hello, what I recommended is a directory listing immigration lawyers who are members of American Immigration Lawyers Association (AILA). I'm not recommending any particular firm or lawyer. Just giving idea where to find credible lawyers.

Thank you so much for your kind help and support. please refer to the attachment. Is this the website where I can find more details moreover is the AILA attorney affordable means will they charge less amount in fees as compared to regular attorney?

[OldUser 10,062]

18 minutes ago, Braveheart123 said:

Thank you so much for your kind help and support. please refer to the attachment. Is this the website where I can find more details moreover is the AILA attorney affordable means will they charge less amount in fees as compared to regular attorney?

No, they'll charge whatever they charge. This is a list to ensure they are real licensed attorneys, not notarios / paralegals / paper preparers. You can talk to multiple of them and see who you're happy with. Good luck!

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[Braveheart123 147]

Just now, OldUser said:

No, they'll charge whatever they charge. This is a list to ensure they are real licensed attorneys, not notarios / paralegals / paper preparers. You can talk to multiple of them and see who you're happy with. Good luck!

Is there anyway you can find some affordable Attorney in New York City any recommendation or any attorney or  organization, etc.  who is charging like $3000to $4000 for the VAWA  petition

[OldUser 10,062]

3 minutes ago, Braveheart123 said:

Is there anyway you can find some affordable Attorney in New York City any recommendation or any attorney or  organization, etc.  who is charging like $3000to $4000 for the VAWA  petition

Not me, I think the person hiring a lawyer should talk to lawyers who are going to file VAWA case for them.

[Braveheart123 147]

Just now, OldUser said:

Not me, I think the person hiring a lawyer should talk to lawyers who are going to file VAWA case for them.

Unfortunately, the person who is need of  help is not finding any Wawa attorney in this fees range ie $3000-$4000  in New York City. That’s why he is so depressed and asked me for help and I assure him that I will immediately file a post in visa journey VAWA group  i

where we get so many help once we are in this matter

[TBoneTX 47,551]

We are in urgent need of Sunday's Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

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THE TAX-RETURN FORM

 

A man from New York City found himself in a pickle after the IRS returned his tax return to him because of an incorrectly answered question.  The question had asked him to list his dependents.

 

A few days later, the IRS received the following response: "12.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployed deadbeats, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, and at least 450 idiots in Congress and numerous others who call themselves politicians, but are in fact nothing of the sort."

 

In a strongly worded letter accompanying the man's tax return, the IRS responded, "This answer is completely unacceptable and an insult to this government institution."

 

In turn, the man replied, "I thought that it was quite detailed.  Who did I leave out?"

 

[aquila 251]

On 7/22/2025 at 5:43 PM, Braveheart123 said:

Unfortunately, the person who is need of  help is not finding any Wawa attorney in this fees range ie $3000-$4000  in New York City. That’s why he is so depressed and asked me for help and I assure him that I will immediately file a post in visa journey VAWA group  i

where we get so many help once we are in this matter

If he’s got all the evidence, proof and meets the requirements, he can file by himself without using a lawyer or having a difficulty finding one. Safety first- it will best to isolate from the abuser. Thanks

[TBoneTX 47,551]

It's time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

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THE OUTHOUSE PROBLEM

 

Ma and Pa were two old folks living on a farm up in the hills.  Pa found out that the hole under their outhouse was full.  He told Ma that he didn't know how to empty the hole.

 

Ma said, "Why don't you go ask the youngun down the road?  He must be smart 'cause he's a college gradjyate."

 

Pa drove to the neighbor's house and asked him, "Mr. College Gradjyate, my outhouse hole is full, and I don't know what to do to empty it."

 

The young man said, "Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse.  Put them both under the outhouse and light them both at the same time.  The first one will go off and shoot the outhouse in the air.  While it's in the air, the second one will go off and spread the poop all across your farm, fertilizing your ground.  The outhouse should then come back down on the same spot atop the now-empty hole."

 

Pa thanked the neighbor, then bought two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse.  He went home and put them under the outhouse.  He lit them and ran behind a tree.

 

All of a sudden, Ma ran out of the house and into the outhouse.  Boom!  The first stick of dynamite exploded, shooting the outhouse into the air.

 

Boom!  The second stick of dynamite exploded, spreading poop all over the farm.  Then, WHAM!  The outhouse came crashing back down atop the hole.

 

Pa raced to the outhouse, threw open the door, and asked, "Ma, are you all right?"

 

As Ma pulled up her panties, she said, "Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen!"

 

[Braveheart123 147]

On 7/25/2025 at 6:45 AM, aquila said:

If he’s got all the evidence, proof and meets the requirements, he can file by himself without using a lawyer or having a difficulty finding one. Safety first- it will best to isolate from the abuser. Thanks

You are right but some time in this route filing and attorney will give peace of mind 

[Milka10 1]

Hello everyone, 

my interview is coming in 10days ( i485). What documents should I bring with me . I have medical report done , but what else should I bring with me . Someone told me that I need birth certificates and a translated copy of it.  What do they usually ask at the interview and what documents to submit ? Anyone had an interview recently nyc office (26 federal plaza) ? What questions were asked?