A PRAYER TO FIX THE BROKEN PARTS

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A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting, or as

some churches call it, "Cry Sunday", one Sunday morning, took the

microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the

enrapt congregation:

"I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim, has

suffered this past month. He was riding his bike, lost control, ran off

the highway and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital, and could

have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken #######."

The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were

obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats.

"Jim has been in terrible pain all month since the accident. He has

trouble breathing. He has trouble swallowing his food. He can hardly

lift anything, he's in so much pain, and he has missed work because of

it. He can't lift our children up to hold them. Worst of all, we can

no longer cuddle and have intimate relations. He is in constant pain, a

pain so terrible that our love life has all but slipped away into

oblivion. I would like to ask you all in the congregation to pray for

Jim, and pray for us, that his broken ####### will soon heal and be as

good as new."

A dull murmur erupted within the congregation as the full impact of

this terrible accident sunk in, and the men in the congregation were

visibly shaken up with the thought that, "there but for the grace of God

go I."

Then, as the murmuring settled down, a lone figure stood up in midst of

the congregation, worked his way up to the pulpit, obviously in pain,

adjusted the microphone to his liking, then leaned over and said to the

congregation:

"My name is Jim, and I have only one word for my wife, Jill.

That word is: STERNUM...!!!" ,___

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hahahaha

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awesome!

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I sense there will be some massage therapy soon