Tuesday In OT

[brnidokiegurl 1]

Sun is finally shining, think summer may have arrived with 90s for rest of the week.

Question or fill in the blanks (for awhile)

You might be a redneck if you......

just add a few and see what we get

[Ban Hammer 14,463]

Sun is finally shining, think summer may have arrived with 90s for rest of the week.

Question or fill in the blanks (for awhile)

You might be a redneck if you......

just add a few and see what we get

have ever hauled a can of paint to the top of the water tower to defend your sister's honor

think a volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

[William33 110]

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

[brnidokiegurl 1]

You might be a redneck if...

You think "taking out the trash"

means taking your in-laws to a movie.

[Ban Hammer 14,463]

you mow your yard and discover 3 cars - on blocks.

you have more than one brother name junior or bubba.

you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

Edited June 19, 2007 by charlesandnessa

[brnidokiegurl 1]

the third grade teacher says little bubba could be a mathematical genius because he has thirteen fingers

you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge

a seven course meal is a bucket of KVC and a six pack

one of your kids was born on a pool table

your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand

you hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens room

POSSUM the other white meat , quarter hourse - the one that sits outside wal-mart

you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "gentlemen start your engines"

[Tommy&Dawny 0]

...if you have a picnic table in your dining room.

[natty bumppo 297]

You might be a redneck if you......

... you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay

... that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans

... you’ve ever stolen toilet paper

[~Chad~ 0]

if you're lying through your tooth

[natty bumppo 297]

You might be a redneck if you......

. . . you’ve ever talked back to characters on the movie screen.

. . . you think safe sex means putting on the emergency brake

. . . you think virgin wool comes from ugly sheep

. . . you think a chain saw is a musical instrument

[brnidokiegurl 1]

if

you and your dog use the same tree

you think fast food is hitting a possum at 65

you can get dog hair from out of your belly button

your family tree has no forks

you have a rag for a gas cap

you dated your daddys current wife in high school

loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

[Ban Hammer 14,463]

loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

already used

[brnidokiegurl 1]

and your point???????

[natty bumppo 297]

if

you and your dog use the same tree

you think fast food is hitting a possum at 65

you can get dog hair from out of your belly button

your family tree has no forks

you have a rag for a gas cap

you dated your daddys current wife in high school

loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

Uhh ... guys ... tell us about it. Is this a local (Okie, Kansas) thing?

[brnidokiegurl 1]

could be??? and where do you live????

if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner