Would you like a 'Peter' with your Pizza!!

[Bobkatz 0]

Man cuts off his ####### in pizza parlour

Last updated at 16:22pm on 25th April 2007

Surgeons battling to save a man's ####### after he hacked it off in a restaurant have sewn it back on - in the first operation of its kind in the UK.

Stunned witnesses told how the man jumped up onto a table, dropped his trousers and cut his ####### off in front of horrified diners in a packed pizza restaurant.

A man cut off his ####### in front of horrified customers in Zizzi's, London

Police sprayed the deranged man with CS gas before recovering his lost organ from the restaurant floor. ( best line of 07 so far!!)

Surgeons at St Thomas's Hospital have attempted to reattach his missing appendage, but have not yet confirmed whether it was a success.

The Royal College of Surgeons said that it was the first time that the operation had been attempted in this country.

The 35 year-old Polish man seized a knife from the kitchen before slicing off his manhood in Zizzi's pizza restaurant on the Strand on Sunday evening, stunning the runners and spectators who had flocked to the eaterie after the London marathon.

A witness described how diners who had been enjoying meal screamed and fled as the man waved the knife in the air, and several people were treated for shock after witnessing the horrific spectacle.

'Blood everywhere'

Stuart McMahon, a sales rep who was in the restaurant, said: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his ####### out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.

"The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere."

Police are still trying to identify the man, who will be assessed by psychiatrists and is expected to be detained under the Mental Health Act for his own safety.

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said: "We were called at 9.00pm on Sunday to a restaurant on the Strand to reports of a man in possession of a knife.

"Officers attended to discover a man believed to be 30-40 years old suffering from an injury. He was taken to a south London hospital in a stable condition. No one else was injured and his injuries are believed to be self inflicted

Edited April 26, 2007 by Bobkatz

[Niels Bohr 72]

Another interesting and bizzare story.

[MichelleandCraig 1]

omgosh.

[eric&gen 0]

OMG lol what made him wanna cut off his little pee pee this is too much lol

[Bobkatz 0]

I guess he didn't like the 'Meat Lovers'

[Niels Bohr 72]

Who want sausage toppings? It's free!

[MichelleandCraig 1]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[~Chad~ 0]

I'd rather kill myself

[eric&gen 0]

In my case if i where to cut off my big pee pee it would take more than a massive knife more like a chainsaw to hack off my timber wood.

[Bobkatz 0]

I hear ya buddy

[JODO 2]

[MichelleandCraig 1]

Oh Eric, you never disappoint, do ya? I soooooooooooo knew a post JUST like that was commin' from you anyyyyyy time.... M.

[JoeMama 0]

From reading the story, it appears the guy didn't like having a "Polish" sausage. His story would've been better if he decided to chop off his wang in the middle of some good ol' country square dancing!

[Nagishkaw 510]

I think he was trying to tell the resturant to add MEATLOAF to the menu.

[Mags 112]

I've eaten at the Strand's Zizzi's. Does a lovely pizza.