Melania Trump refuses to share a bed with Donald

[smilesammich 10,727]

Melania Trump has issued her own executive order: She refuses to share a bed with Donald Trump.

Inside sources have told US Weekly that the 46-year-old Slovenian stunner does not sleep in the same bed with the president even during the rare times when they are in the same city.

“They have separate bedrooms,” one Trump insider told the magazine. “They never spend the night together — ever.”

Added a second insider, “Melania does not keep hidden from everyone around her how miserable she is.”

A third source told the magazine that the couple sleeps in the same room but keeps separate beds, explaining, “It’s very ‘royal’ of them!”

[Transborderwife 4,666]

What a shocker...

[smilesammich 10,727]

she seems like a pretty smart lady if you ask me..

[Transborderwife 4,666]

Either way it's none of our damn business, but it wouldn't surprise me if true at all.  I think that more people actually do this than we know 

[smilesammich 10,727]

18 minutes ago, Transborderwife said:

Either way it's none of our damn business, but it wouldn't surprise me if true at all.  I think that more people actually do this than we know 

totally our business. what else do we plebs have but the rumored sexless marriage of our prezident

[Teddy B 17,252]

This thread is like deja vu all over again.

[smilesammich 10,727]

Just now, Teddy B said:

This thread is like deja vu all over again.

meh, mods will clean it up when they can distract themselves from whatever it is they're doing..

[Teddy B 17,252]

6 minutes ago, smilesammich said:

meh, mods will clean it up when they can distract themselves from whatever it is they're doing..

It's Friday afternoon so I figure they should be on their 2nd keg by now.

[smilesammich 10,727]

Just now, Teddy B said:

It's Friday afternoon so I figure they should be on their 2nd keg by now.

why not, i am.

[Teddy B 17,252]

1 minute ago, smilesammich said:

why not, i am.

I already polished off a 30 pack and now I'm onto the hard stuff.

 

[smilesammich 10,727]

1 minute ago, Teddy B said:

I already polished off a 30 pack and now I'm onto the hard stuff.

 

pffffffffffft. that's my starting line..

[Teddy B 17,252]

Just now, smilesammich said:

pffffffffffft. that's my starting line..

You're good at what you do!

[smilesammich 10,727]

1 minute ago, Teddy B said:

You're good at what you do!

why gracias amigo. this is how i pay my rent for mi casa with no peurta. *glug glug glug*

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

Finally a fun thread. Something I can sink my teeth into, like a good samich. Speaking of which. 

 

Expect nukes soon . Too much jockalerity.  Plus all this binge drinking is not family friendly 

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

Just now, smilesammich said:

why gracias amigo. this is how i pay my rent for mi casa with no peurta. *glug glug glug*

You can say that again