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Two lovers who had promised to be always together and love each other to the end were victims of a plane crash.

The plane crashed in a desert and only the two of them survived. After a long travel by foot they became frustrated. The girl asked the boy to carry her, but the boy declined.She kept insisting, he was very tired.

They had no water for many days. He told her that she was behaving like a little girl. She then insisted and bugged him. He got so angry that he slapped her for the first time in her life. She cried a lot.

And then she bent down and wrote in the sand "TODAY THE LOVE OF MYLIFE, has slapped me for the first time and it has hurt me very much, this is the worst day in my life"

The boy saw that but didnt say anything. After awhile they arrived at an Oasis. Where there was water. When they reached there the girl accidentally stepped and started drowning. And the boy came to her rescue and saved her.

She took a many stones and wrote on that..to form "TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, my love is the true love who loves me very much"

The boy was surprised and asked her, that when he slapped her she wrote on the sand, but now she wrote on stone. The girl replied,when she wrote on sand because the winds of forgiven will wipe away the wrong and she wrote on stone so that the love that he had there never to be removed!

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Posted
So sweet :)

But in reality some women would slap back :lol:

... and more :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

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"Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty.

The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are;

you end up being complete with your loved ones."

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LOL :lol:

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AOS/EAD APPLICATION

Got my SSN

had my immunization info transferred in I-693a thank God!

May 11, 2007-AOS mailed

May 13, 2007- item was delivered in CHICAGO IL

May 16, 2007- AOS/EAD NOA recieved

June 2, 2007- Biometrics Appointment Date

June 21,2007-AOS transferred to California Service Center

July 10, 2007-I-485 Card production Ordered

July 11, 2007-Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident.

July 13, 2007-Approval notice sent- I-485

July 19, 2007- Green Card Arrived! Wooohooo!

July 24, 2007- I passed my driving written test!

August 22, 2007 Passed my road test and started my work!

April 2009- Removing Conditions Applied

September 11 -got my 10 Year green card! yahooo!

December 2010- Apply for Citizenship

Posted

THE RIB

There was this couple who was sitting together in a park having a conversation about what they would do when they are married.

The girl asked the guy what he could do for him and how much does he love her,the guy said...i can give my life for u…

and u are my rib for me....

well....the girl was furious at this...she didnt like that resemblance of her being his rib….

she was angry and said...i thought that like other lovers...u’ll say..bout my eyes..lips etc.

that u’ll bring down the moon for me.

The guy said...hey love....thats always there...but your much more than that coz your my rib...remember God took one rib out of Adam and he created Eve...every man has one rib missing in his body and the reason is that somewhere out there...his rib...his soul mate is waiting for him.

The girl was very happy...

They hugged...kissed and went home.

They got married.

Life passed on.

And they were very happy!

One day they had a small argument....like every couple does and this led to a bigger argument.

The girl went out of the house and crossed the street and was shouting loudly that he doesn’t love her and how wrong she was( she really didn’t mean what she was saying...it was only anger.

The guy was also very angry and in his anger he said" you were never my rib...i was so wrong...i dont think ur my rib.

As soon as he said this....there was complete silence.

Both were quiet….

The guy realized what he said and he was really really sorry.

But then it was too late.

Tears rolled down the girls cheeks and she packed her bag and left.

The guy stopped her but she just said...no..let me try to find the guy whose rib i can be and u try to find yours...if God has made us for each other then we will meet again.

The guy kept track of her life...where she was and what she did.

She married one guy but wasn’t happy with him and left him and never married again.

One day they suddenly met at the airport.

The guy was coming and she was going somewhere.

They saw each other and smiled.

And started a formal conversation.

The guys asked how r u...she said im fine...how bout u

I”m too!

Guy: did u find ur guy?

Gurl: no...how bout U...?

Then they started asking what r they doin.

Guy: how bout if we meet up and go for dinner somewhere.

Gurl: yeah....im goin to new york and im returning tommorow...call me tommorow evening...u know my number ...its the same.

Saying this she went away and he too.

Next morning the guy heard tat there was a plane crash and his missing rib was in it too...it was the 9/11 plane crash in which she dide

He was heart broken.

So deep was his pain tat he died too since he couldn’t bear the shock.

Always remember all u lovers....your missing rib is always there by your side...never ever do anything that would break your rib in pieces..never to be mended again...

Coz there is only one rib...once lost it can never never ever be replaced

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: RAJ

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Got my SSN

had my immunization info transferred in I-693a thank God!

May 11, 2007-AOS mailed

May 13, 2007- item was delivered in CHICAGO IL

May 16, 2007- AOS/EAD NOA recieved

June 2, 2007- Biometrics Appointment Date

June 21,2007-AOS transferred to California Service Center

July 10, 2007-I-485 Card production Ordered

July 11, 2007-Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident.

July 13, 2007-Approval notice sent- I-485

July 19, 2007- Green Card Arrived! Wooohooo!

July 24, 2007- I passed my driving written test!

August 22, 2007 Passed my road test and started my work!

April 2009- Removing Conditions Applied

September 11 -got my 10 Year green card! yahooo!

December 2010- Apply for Citizenship

Posted

Meet your RIB in the shadows of your heart,

The place u know it will exists.

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AOS/EAD APPLICATION

Got my SSN

had my immunization info transferred in I-693a thank God!

May 11, 2007-AOS mailed

May 13, 2007- item was delivered in CHICAGO IL

May 16, 2007- AOS/EAD NOA recieved

June 2, 2007- Biometrics Appointment Date

June 21,2007-AOS transferred to California Service Center

July 10, 2007-I-485 Card production Ordered

July 11, 2007-Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident.

July 13, 2007-Approval notice sent- I-485

July 19, 2007- Green Card Arrived! Wooohooo!

July 24, 2007- I passed my driving written test!

August 22, 2007 Passed my road test and started my work!

April 2009- Removing Conditions Applied

September 11 -got my 10 Year green card! yahooo!

December 2010- Apply for Citizenship

Posted
(L) inhale the LOVE OF GOD! (L) enjoy reading!

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AOS/EAD APPLICATION

Got my SSN

had my immunization info transferred in I-693a thank God!

May 11, 2007-AOS mailed

May 13, 2007- item was delivered in CHICAGO IL

May 16, 2007- AOS/EAD NOA recieved

June 2, 2007- Biometrics Appointment Date

June 21,2007-AOS transferred to California Service Center

July 10, 2007-I-485 Card production Ordered

July 11, 2007-Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident.

July 13, 2007-Approval notice sent- I-485

July 19, 2007- Green Card Arrived! Wooohooo!

July 24, 2007- I passed my driving written test!

August 22, 2007 Passed my road test and started my work!

April 2009- Removing Conditions Applied

September 11 -got my 10 Year green card! yahooo!

December 2010- Apply for Citizenship

Posted (edited)
The boy was surprised and asked her, that when he slapped her she wrote on the sand, but now she wrote on stone. The girl replied,when she wrote on sand because the winds of forgiven will wipe away the wrong and she wrote on stone so that the love that he had there never to be removed!

So its OK to beat your wife as long as you do something nice for her afterwards?

Edited by dr_lha
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
Timeline
Posted
The boy was surprised and asked her, that when he slapped her she wrote on the sand, but now she wrote on stone. The girl replied,when she wrote on sand because the winds of forgiven will wipe away the wrong and she wrote on stone so that the love that he had there never to be removed!

So its OK to beat your wife as long as you do something nice for her afterwards?

no, just do it when there are no rocks around :D

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Israel
Timeline
Posted
slap me and he'd get the stone across his head :whistle:

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

12/14/09 - I-751 mailed

12/23/09 - Check cashed

12/28/09 - NOA1 (dated 12/21/09)

01/03/10 - I-797 NOA received for biometrics appt

01/26/10 - Biometrics appt.

01/27/10 - Touch

04/29/10 - Approved

reminder for myself: apply for citizenship in november 2010

Posted
The boy was surprised and asked her, that when he slapped her she wrote on the sand, but now she wrote on stone. The girl replied,when she wrote on sand because the winds of forgiven will wipe away the wrong and she wrote on stone so that the love that he had there never to be removed!

So its OK to beat your wife as long as you do something nice for her afterwards?

no, just do it when there are no rocks around :D

:lol:

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AOS/EAD APPLICATION

Got my SSN

had my immunization info transferred in I-693a thank God!

May 11, 2007-AOS mailed

May 13, 2007- item was delivered in CHICAGO IL

May 16, 2007- AOS/EAD NOA recieved

June 2, 2007- Biometrics Appointment Date

June 21,2007-AOS transferred to California Service Center

July 10, 2007-I-485 Card production Ordered

July 11, 2007-Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident.

July 13, 2007-Approval notice sent- I-485

July 19, 2007- Green Card Arrived! Wooohooo!

July 24, 2007- I passed my driving written test!

August 22, 2007 Passed my road test and started my work!

April 2009- Removing Conditions Applied

September 11 -got my 10 Year green card! yahooo!

December 2010- Apply for Citizenship

 

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