"The Vagina Monologues" renamed to "The Hoohaa Monologues" after complaint

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A theatre in Florida has had to change the title of a charity production of The ####### Monologues on its marquee, after a woman complained that it was offensive.

The new name? They've decided on 'The Hoohaa Monologues'.

Atlantic Theatres in Atlantic Beach, Florida, received a complaint from a woman who'd seen the advertised title as she drove past with her niece. She said that it had made her niece ask her what a ####### was.

The theatre's Bryce Pfanenstiel commented: 'I'm on the phone and asked “What did you tell her?” She's like, “I'm offended I had to answer the question.”'

So the theatre, anxious to avoid controversy, decided that the childish slang word 'hoohaa' was the most appropriate thing to replace '#######'.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...mp;in_page_id=2

[jordanianprincess 0]

hoohaa

[RaspberrySwirl 20]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OK, I'm done now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHA.

I lied.

Did I offend anyone?

[pedroh 21]

that's so stoopid.. zomgwtf

[jordanianprincess 0]

girls have a hoohaa and boys have a noodle.

[Mags 112]

Sounds like a bunch of old hoohaa to me...

[ARodrigues 0]

Why does it ALWAYS have to be my neck of the woods?? I was just at that comedy club and the acts could easily have offended some..I would be delighted to explain my daughter (if I had one) what a ####### is.

Do we only use "hooha" in the south?

[almaty 19]

hmmm.. poontang, where i come from

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Political correctness is only going to get worse.

I hope her niece doesn't ask a stranger on the street what a ####### is.

[Fandango 1,440]

That's just #######.

Wonder what they'll do if the Puppetry of the ####### comes to town...

Edited February 9, 2007 by LisaD

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Wonder what they'll do if the Puppetry of the ####### comes to town...

Stand in line behind me.

[mawilson 2,133]

I find the word 'hoohaa' extremely offensive.

[Fandango 1,440]

I'm offended by the word monologue

[Mags 112]

I want to stop her daughter in the street and ask her what a ####### is...

(might get me arrested of course!!)

Edited February 9, 2007 by mags

[jordanianprincess 0]

That's just #######.

Wonder what they'll do if the Puppetry of the ####### comes to town...

The puppetry of the noodle.