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hampster Rising Star

hampster   0

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New Words for 2007

* SALAD DODGER.

An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

* SWAMP-DONKEY

A deeply unattractive person.

* BLAMESTORMING.

Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed,

or a project failed, and who was responsible.

* SITCOMs.

Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.

What yuppies turn into when they have children

and one of them stops working to stay home

with the kids or start a "home business".

* SINBAD.

Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

* AEROPLANE BLONDE.

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device

to get it to work again.

* GOING FOR A McSH!T.

Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,

you're just going to the bog.

If challenged by a pimply staff member,

your declaration to them that you'll buy their food

afterwards is known is a McShit with Lies.

* 404.

Someone who's clueless.

From the World Wide Web error message

"404 Not found"

meaning that the requested document could not be located.

* AUSSIE KISS.

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

* OH - NO SECOND.

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize

that you've just Made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

* GREYHOUND

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.

A young man of substandard intelligence,

the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.

The 'no-stars' comes from the badges

displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants

often wear to show their level of training.

* MILLENNIUM DOMES.

The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e.

extremely impressive when viewed from

The outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

* MYSTERY BUS.

The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night

while you're in the Toilet after your 10th pint,

and whisks away all the unattractive people so

the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

* MYSTERY TAXI.

The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning

before you wakeup, whisks away the stunner you slept with,

and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

* BEER COAT.

The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3:00am.

* BEER COMPASS.

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember

where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.

* BREAKING THE SEAL.

Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking.

After breaking the seal of your bladder,

repeat visits to the toilet will be

required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

* TART FUEL.

Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

* PICASSO BUM.

A woman whose knickers are too small for her,

so she looks like she's Got 4 buttocks.

If this offends anyone please accept my sincerest apology :whistle:

Cheers

Paul :innocent:

"To love someone deeply gives you strength.

Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage." ~ Lao Tzu

Saddle Bronc Grand Master

Saddle Bronc   124

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:lol: :lol:

BTW, "sitcom" is a 2002 word.

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2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

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2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

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2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   14,419

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AUSSIE KISS

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under

ah so that's what i should call it :devil:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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AUSSIE KISS

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under

ah so that's what i should call it :devil:

hmmm.. i always heard that was yodelling in the canyon....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   14,419

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AUSSIE KISS

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under

ah so that's what i should call it :devil:

hmmm.. i always heard that was yodelling in the canyon....

the canyon? you have it all wrong, almaty, turn her over! :P

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

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hampster Rising Star

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AUSSIE KISS

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under

ah so that's what i should call it :devil:

hmmm.. i always heard that was yodelling in the canyon....

the canyon? you have it all wrong, almaty, turn her over! :P

:whistle:

"To love someone deeply gives you strength.

Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage." ~ Lao Tzu

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Ha !

But "blame-storming" ain't new... it dates back to 2005 at least.

And how oh howwwwwww could they forget to include the Number #1 New Term of 2007......

"Persian Shoe"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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AUSSIE KISS

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under

ah so that's what i should call it :devil:

hmmm.. i always heard that was yodelling in the canyon....

the canyon? you have it all wrong, almaty, turn her over! :P

what????????????? you mean ....there is another way... :blush: ....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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yodelin' in the valley...hey that's an old Kid Rock song :)
AUSSIE KISS

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under

ah so that's what i should call it :devil:

hmmm.. i always heard that was yodelling in the canyon....

yeap..i changed it so, not to get sued by the #######

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Lizzy Proficient

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Ha !

But "blame-storming" ain't new... it dates back to 2005 at least.

And how oh howwwwwww could they forget to include the Number #1 New Term of 2007......

"Persian Shoe"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOO ive been laughing at that since i read it!

K1

September 15 - 2005: NOA1

October: Waiting

November: Waiting

December: In Security checks

January 2006: Waiting

February: Waiting..Contacted Congress

March 4th: APPROVED

March 17th: NVC posted file to London

March 20th: London Receives file

March 29th: Receive package 3

April 13th: London Receives package

April 19th: Medical - June 13th: INTERVIEW......APPROVED!!!!

June 20th: ARRIVE IN USA

Time taken for whole process 9 Months

~~~~~ * ~~~~~

AOS

October: 13th: Sent off AOS Package

November 3rd: NOA1

November 14th: Snail mail ~ NOA1 ~ Case moved to the CSC for faster processing.

November 14th : CSC has petition for me and my daughter.

December 14th: Biometrics completed.

January 17th: APPROVED AOS!

January 22nd: Green card arrives in the mail:))

Time taken for AOS - 3.5 Months

Finished for 2 years.

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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'Persian Shoe' is this season's new 'Chopfcuk'

yeap, the new 2007 chopf##k

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

 

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