Voting against Republicans by voting for Democrats

[rclouse 0]

Found this on another site, bears repeating everywhere. God, this will piss off kaydee, Gary and the other neo-cons here:

I don't like the Democrats. But I'll not be so much voting for them, as against

the Republicans. As far as I'm concerned, "they're not Republicans" is a good

enough reason.

Republicans are the party of gay-bashing, creationist, anti-science racist

dumbfucks. They're the party that decided, after a couple of whack-jobs that

spend most of their time pooping in caves in Afghanistan, that we should destroy

the Taliban (a reasonably good idea), and then all of a sudden (OMG! Ponies!)

got ADD and decided that blowing the ####### out of Iraq because one time some guy

that worked for the Iraqi government had a meeting with some guy whose cousin

was in Al Qaeda would be a really good idea. They're the party that decided to

go in with no exit strategy, but because they wanted to believe we'd be greeted

as liberators, be in there only a couple of months, and only spend couple

billion bucks decided that their wishes would become Truth.

They're the party that thinks that two gay men marrying will somehow destroy

their own marriages. They bluster about Jebus and family values while divorcing

their own wives (I'm looking at you Newt) or getting a little gay sex on the

down-low.

They're the party that would rather listen to religious fundamentalists--people

who follow texts written thousands of years ago that preach ignorance, blind

obedience, racism, slavery--than scientists. Truthiness is more important to

them than truth.

They're happy to give up their civil rights in order to gain the perception of

security.

Democrats suck too. But you know what happens when Democrats screw up? Some

lazy, good for nothing, shiftless, but poor person gets a few hundred extra

welfare dollars. My tax money gets distributed to ignorant Cletus in West

Virginia with the outhouse in the backyard, to La'Fontiqua with the eight kids

named Tyrone in the inner city, and to illegal Consuela who spends her days

swabbing toilets at the Greyhound bus depot. Do those three deserve the money?

No, not really. I worked hard for it. Democrats screw up, and some

less-qualified minority ends up getting a job instead of a white dude. Oh well.

White dudes don't exactly have the worst time finding work, you know. Democrats

screw up and all of a sudden the local elementary school has a Winter Carnival

instead of a Christmas Program. Big deal.

Republicans screw up, and MegaSuper Corp gets billions of dollars in aid so they

can hire another CEO at an outrageous salary. Republicans screw up, and jobs get

sent overseas in order to improve the bottom line. Republicans screw up, and all

of a sudden not only is the Christmas Program mandatory, but all you heathens

better bow down and worship Jebus.

I hate both parties. But the fact remains that when the Democrats do something

stupid, some poor person's life gets a little better. When the Republicans do

dumb stuff, it's someone who's already rich getting the payoff. I'm voting

against Republicans today. ###### them. ###### them pushing their superstitions on

me. ###### their anti-science. ###### their concerns for gays and fetuses and

blastocysts that outweigh concerns over dead adults--US and Iraqi. ###### them for

ignoring New Orleans, just because it's filled with blacks. ###### the Katherine

Harrises who think leaders are elected by god, and you're going to hell if you

don't vote for Christians. ###### the President for saying if you vote for

Democrats the terrorists win. ###### Ted Stevens and his sandy mangina for wasting

money on a bridge to nowhere, and for not allowing the oil executives to be

sworn in before Congress. ###### them for ignoring global warming. ###### them for

denying potential cures for diseases because they think a blob of cells is more

important. ###### them for carrying out a pointless war that does nothing but

enrich the pockets of contractors, blow out young men and women to smithereens,

and kill hundreds of thousands of Iraqis who don't give a ###### one way or

another about America and would just as soon not have their doors kicked down in

the middle of the night. ###### Tony Snow for reminding me of Malcolm Janus from

the "Dead Zone." ###### Donald Rumsfeld for blathering lies and incompetence and

getting away with it. ###### the right-wing Jebus freaks who denounce gay marriage

while getting gay massages on the side. ###### Bill O'Reilly for talking family

values out one side of his mouth, while he talks about rubbing falaffels on the

boobies of ladies who aren't his wife out the other.

And most of all, ###### the Republicans for letting the terrorists win. Al Qaeda

doesn't scare me. They had 19 whackos willing to die, and the best they could do

was effectively execute only three out of four of their airliner plans. In three

buildings that have a combined occupancy of nearly 100,000, they managed to kill

under 3,000 people. Iraq? Oooooh, they might be working on WMDs. That's nice.

They've got no way to deliver them. Terrorists are idiots. I'm not particularly

worried about getting killed by one of them. But now I can't travel on an

airplane with more than a baggie full of 3-oz shampoo bottles. I have to take my

shoes off (and remove my gel insoles) before I get on the plane. I have to show

more ID, answer more questions, worry about who is bugging my phone and watching

my email. "National Security Letters"??? Searches of my possessions before I get

on a subway? I've sacrificed convenience for pretend security. You've taken what

little fun existed in traveling and removed it, just so you can pretend we're

more secure.

###### the Republicans for claiming Democrats are with the terrorists or hate

America. We know the truth. We know who is against separation of Church and

State. We know who is against privacy. The Democrats may be a bunch of

bleeding-heart pussies, but at least they realize that the reason the Taliban is

so ###### up is the fact that they mix religion and government.

So I'm voting against the Republicans by voting for Democrats.

[Sinergy 3]

That was the best thing ive read all day

[Ban Hammer 14,283]

ah more bashbot stuff

[Carol&Marc 0]

Did anybody read the fake 9th circuit order, for repubs to vote today and dems. tomorrow its funny cause some dems were actually gonna wait.

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

throw the bums out! hang 'em by the 'nads too!

Daniel

:energetic:

[LaL 418]

Did anybody read the fake 9th circuit order, for repubs to vote today and dems. tomorrow its funny cause some dems were actually gonna wait.

lol har har har... i have heard that for years. old jokes are well... just old.

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

Did anybody read the fake 9th circuit order, for repubs to vote today and dems. tomorrow its funny cause some dems were actually gonna wait.

lol har har har... i have heard that for years. old jokes are well... just old.

yep. very old.

Daniel

:energetic:

[Dean iWait 0]

Found this on another site, bears repeating everywhere. God, this will piss off kaydee, Gary and the other neo-cons here:

I don't like the Democrats. But I'll not be so much voting for them, as against

the Republicans. As far as I'm concerned, "they're not Republicans" is a good

enough reason.

Republicans are the party of gay-bashing, creationist, anti-science racist

dumbfucks. They're the party that decided, after a couple of whack-jobs that

spend most of their time pooping in caves in Afghanistan, that we should destroy

the Taliban (a reasonably good idea), and then all of a sudden (OMG! Ponies!)

got ADD and decided that blowing the ####### out of Iraq because one time some guy

that worked for the Iraqi government had a meeting with some guy whose cousin

was in Al Qaeda would be a really good idea. They're the party that decided to

go in with no exit strategy, but because they wanted to believe we'd be greeted

as liberators, be in there only a couple of months, and only spend couple

billion bucks decided that their wishes would become Truth.

They're the party that thinks that two gay men marrying will somehow destroy

their own marriages. They bluster about Jebus and family values while divorcing

their own wives (I'm looking at you Newt) or getting a little gay sex on the

down-low.

They're the party that would rather listen to religious fundamentalists--people

who follow texts written thousands of years ago that preach ignorance, blind

obedience, racism, slavery--than scientists. Truthiness is more important to

them than truth.

They're happy to give up their civil rights in order to gain the perception of

security.

Democrats suck too. But you know what happens when Democrats screw up? Some

lazy, good for nothing, shiftless, but poor person gets a few hundred extra

welfare dollars. My tax money gets distributed to ignorant Cletus in West

Virginia with the outhouse in the backyard, to La'Fontiqua with the eight kids

named Tyrone in the inner city, and to illegal Consuela who spends her days

swabbing toilets at the Greyhound bus depot. Do those three deserve the money?

No, not really. I worked hard for it. Democrats screw up, and some

less-qualified minority ends up getting a job instead of a white dude. Oh well.

White dudes don't exactly have the worst time finding work, you know. Democrats

screw up and all of a sudden the local elementary school has a Winter Carnival

instead of a Christmas Program. Big deal.

Republicans screw up, and MegaSuper Corp gets billions of dollars in aid so they

can hire another CEO at an outrageous salary. Republicans screw up, and jobs get

sent overseas in order to improve the bottom line. Republicans screw up, and all

of a sudden not only is the Christmas Program mandatory, but all you heathens

better bow down and worship Jebus.

I hate both parties. But the fact remains that when the Democrats do something

stupid, some poor person's life gets a little better. When the Republicans do

dumb stuff, it's someone who's already rich getting the payoff. I'm voting

against Republicans today. ###### them. ###### them pushing their superstitions on

me. ###### their anti-science. ###### their concerns for gays and fetuses and

blastocysts that outweigh concerns over dead adults--US and Iraqi. ###### them for

ignoring New Orleans, just because it's filled with blacks. ###### the Katherine

Harrises who think leaders are elected by god, and you're going to hell if you

don't vote for Christians. ###### the President for saying if you vote for

Democrats the terrorists win. ###### Ted Stevens and his sandy mangina for wasting

money on a bridge to nowhere, and for not allowing the oil executives to be

sworn in before Congress. ###### them for ignoring global warming. ###### them for

denying potential cures for diseases because they think a blob of cells is more

important. ###### them for carrying out a pointless war that does nothing but

enrich the pockets of contractors, blow out young men and women to smithereens,

and kill hundreds of thousands of Iraqis who don't give a ###### one way or

another about America and would just as soon not have their doors kicked down in

the middle of the night. ###### Tony Snow for reminding me of Malcolm Janus from

the "Dead Zone." ###### Donald Rumsfeld for blathering lies and incompetence and

getting away with it. ###### the right-wing Jebus freaks who denounce gay marriage

while getting gay massages on the side. ###### Bill O'Reilly for talking family

values out one side of his mouth, while he talks about rubbing falaffels on the

boobies of ladies who aren't his wife out the other.

And most of all, ###### the Republicans for letting the terrorists win. Al Qaeda

doesn't scare me. They had 19 whackos willing to die, and the best they could do

was effectively execute only three out of four of their airliner plans. In three

buildings that have a combined occupancy of nearly 100,000, they managed to kill

under 3,000 people. Iraq? Oooooh, they might be working on WMDs. That's nice.

They've got no way to deliver them. Terrorists are idiots. I'm not particularly

worried about getting killed by one of them. But now I can't travel on an

airplane with more than a baggie full of 3-oz shampoo bottles. I have to take my

shoes off (and remove my gel insoles) before I get on the plane. I have to show

more ID, answer more questions, worry about who is bugging my phone and watching

my email. "National Security Letters"??? Searches of my possessions before I get

on a subway? I've sacrificed convenience for pretend security. You've taken what

little fun existed in traveling and removed it, just so you can pretend we're

more secure.

###### the Republicans for claiming Democrats are with the terrorists or hate

America. We know the truth. We know who is against separation of Church and

State. We know who is against privacy. The Democrats may be a bunch of

bleeding-heart pussies, but at least they realize that the reason the Taliban is

so ###### up is the fact that they mix religion and government.

So I'm voting against the Republicans by voting for Democrats.

You say found it on some other site? Anyone with a PC can dredge up a bunch of anonymous excrement on the internet. Can you please post the link to that site?? Or would you rather we not know the source? And why would any of us conservatives be pissed off by this? I guess you really don't know us to well.

[Saddle Bronc 124]

To dampen rc's enthusiasm, I just did the opposite.

Due ketchup kerry's video rant against the troops last week making me angry enough to make my voting method basically work (in this case success is only in getting vote cast due to anger)

[rclouse 0]

You say found it on some other site? Anyone with a PC can dredge up a bunch of anonymous excrement on the internet. Can you please post the link to that site?? Or would you rather we not know the source? And why would any of us conservatives be pissed off by this? I guess you really don't know us to well.

I will gladly cite Fark.com as the source. Search for this date/time & poster: 2006-11-07 08:24:11 AM Prank Call of Cthulhu

It isn't excrement. PCoC makes some extremely good points. That's why I repeated it here. I wish I had written it myself.

True conservatives should be pissed at what Bush has done to what "conservative' is supposed to mean. "Conservative" means lower taxes with a balanced budget. It means keeping the government out of one's personal business. It means less government is better government. Bush & Co is guilty of violating all of those ideals, and those are just ones I can think of off the top of my head.

[Dean iWait 0]

You say found it on some other site? Anyone with a PC can dredge up a bunch of anonymous excrement on the internet. Can you please post the link to that site?? Or would you rather we not know the source? And why would any of us conservatives be pissed off by this? I guess you really don't know us to well.

I will gladly cite Fark.com as the source. Search for this date/time & poster: 2006-11-07 08:24:11 AM Prank Call of Cthulhu

It isn't excrement. PCoC makes some extremely good points. That's why I repeated it here. I wish I had written it myself.

True conservatives should be pissed at what Bush has done to what "conservative' is supposed to mean. "Conservative" means lower taxes with a balanced budget. It means keeping the government out of one's personal business. It means less government is better government. Bush & Co is guilty of violating all of those ideals, and those are just ones I can think of off the top of my head.

Actually it is excrement in my opinion. Thanks for the link. Much more clear now. I know you would like to think that true conservatives are pissed off at Bush. There just isn't any evidence of that except for this anecdotal type you have posted.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

True conservatives should be pissed at what Bush has done to what "conservative' is supposed to mean. "Conservative" means lower taxes with a balanced budget. It means keeping the government out of one's personal business. It means less government is better government. Bush & Co is guilty of violating all of those ideals, and those are just ones I can think of off the top of my head.

Actually it is excrement in my opinion. Thanks for the link. Much more clear now. I know you would like to think that true conservatives are pissed off at Bush. There just isn't any evidence of that except for this anecdotal type you have posted.

Let's see: Rep's lose three US Senators, 18 - oops now 19 US Representatives (and the night is still young) as well as 6 Governorships to the Democrats. Couple that with why people voted the way they did and I'd say that amounts to pretty good evidence of someone being pi$$ed off. And it ain't the Liberals.

Edited November 8, 2006 by ET-US2004

[one...two...tree 2,762]

True conservatives should be pissed at what Bush has done to what "conservative' is supposed to mean. "Conservative" means lower taxes with a balanced budget. It means keeping the government out of one's personal business. It means less government is better government. Bush & Co is guilty of violating all of those ideals, and those are just ones I can think of off the top of my head.

Actually it is excrement in my opinion. Thanks for the link. Much more clear now. I know you would like to think that true conservatives are pissed off at Bush. There just isn't any evidence of that except for this anecdotal type you have posted.

Let's see: Rep's lose three US Senators, 18 - oops now 19 US Representatives (and the night is still young) as well as 6 Governorships to the Democrats. Couple that with why people voted the way they did and I'd say that amounts to pretty good evidence of someone being pi$$ed off. And it ain't the Liberals.

Some diehard Bush supporters are in denial of that very sobering fact - that many many people on the right are pist off with what the neocons have done to the Republican Party. It's not your daddy's GOP...that's for sure.