Boring Stuff About My Life

[The Mean Lady 604]

Oh yea, sorry to hear about your cat. How do you know he has tape worms anyway?

I have a tapeworm joke...

a guy goes to his doctor freaking out;

Man; "dr dr...I have a tapeworm"

Dr; "relax man, dont worry, for the next 9 days, I want you in my office every morning at 9, and bring an egg and a cookie"

Man : "what?"

Dr; "trust me"

so the next day, the man shows up with the egg and the cookie. The dr tells the man to drop his pants. Then he shoves the egg in his butt, and then looks at his watch. 30 seconds later, he shoves the cookie in his butt. This goes on for 9 days. Then on the 9th day, the doctor tells the man to bring an egg and a hammer for the last day of treatment.

The man shows up the next day with an egg and a hammer, very nervous about having a hammer shoved up his butt. The doctor, coldly shoves the egg into his butt, but not followed by the hammer. 1 minute goes by, nothing, 2 minutes...3 minutes...suddenly the tapeworm sticks his head out and said "where's my cookie?" The doctor went "WHAM !" with the hammer.

May be you can do that with your cat?

lmao!

well my husband made us go

they havent plowed our street and my car kept getting stuck!

we know she has hem because we found three of them hanging around her butt today.

my hubby thought the first one was just a piece of rice

but then he saw the other two

he decided to keep them in a bottle of water

anyways drove to the petstore that closes at nine and guess who was closed at sever fourty five

had to get some cheap ####### from walmart that i dont think will work for tape worms but hubby insisted

[Dr. Obvious 49]

we know she has hem because we found three of them hanging around her butt today.

my hubby thought the first one was just a piece of rice

but then he saw the other two

he decided to keep them in a bottle of water

Well, definitely don't have to worry about ruining the diet tonight...

[SAT 9,609]

Well, definitely don't have to worry about ruining the diet tonight...

lol good one

[The Mean Lady 604]

did more research.

absolutely positive she got tapeworms.

no doubt in my mind

poor thing

i know its from leaving her at my MILs during christmas break

its the only time shes allowed outside because they live in the middle of nowhere

its my fault. that was the first time i didnt pre treat her.

my MILs cat had fleas at the time unknowingly

thats where the tapeworms come from

thamkfully my cat does NOT have fleas

but this also explains why shes had a cold since then

its a symptom =(

downside? why the hell hasnt she slimmed up a bit!

[SAT 9,609]

did more research.

absolutely positive she got tapeworms.

no doubt in my mind

poor thing

i know its from leaving her at my MILs during christmas break

its the only time shes allowed outside because they live in the middle of nowhere

its my fault. that was the first time i didnt pre treat her.

my MILs cat had fleas at the time unknowingly

thats where the tapeworms come from

thamkfully my cat does NOT have fleas

but this also explains why shes had a cold since then

its a symptom =(

downside? why the hell hasnt she slimmed up a bit!

<sigh> OK.we'll talk tapeworm with ya....

yea I think they get skinny when they have worms....may be you guys caught it early.

BTW there's about 2 inches of snow here. I hope Boston gets all of it...

[The Mean Lady 604]

<sigh> OK.we'll talk tapeworm with ya....

yea I think they get skinny when they have worms....may be you guys caught it early.

BTW there's about 2 inches of snow here. I hope Boston gets all of it...

december

been just over a month and a half

if the worm is segmenting, which it is, then its decently long

thats what we're finding. segments.

they break off and make more wormies.

i call her wormie butt now.

not much of a change since her name is peepee lol

i wont let her on me because im afraid she'll leave one behind!

[SAT 9,609]

december

been just over a month and a half

if the worm is segmenting, which it is, then its decently long

thats what we're finding. segments.

they break off and make more wormies.

i call her wormie butt now.

not much of a change since her name is peepee lol

i wont let her on me because im afraid she'll leave one behind!

lmao....

Beam me up Scotty, I'm in a world of #######.......

[The Mean Lady 604]

blech.

the real medicine is much more expensive than the cheap ####### hubby made me buy

[SAT 9,609]

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blech.

the real medicine is much more expensive than the cheap ####### hubby made me buy

Well you're gonna have to get by with the cheaper stuff til you get the costlier stuff.

[X Factor 1,113]

<sigh> OK.we'll talk tapeworm with ya....

yea I think they get skinny when they have worms....may be you guys caught it early.

BTW there's about 2 inches of snow here. I hope Boston gets all of it...

We have 5 inches and it just started snowing again.

[The Mean Lady 604]

Well you're gonna have to get by with the cheaper stuff til you get the costlier stuff.

cheap stuff wont fix it

its just for round worms

we're still going to continue with treatment though as theres nothing wrong w doing so

going to pet store tomorrow w hubby's debit card

[SAT 9,609]

We have 5 inches and it just started snowing again.

I think we're gonna come away pretty unscathed on this one...

cheap stuff wont fix it

its just for round worms

we're still going to continue with treatment though as theres nothing wrong w doing so

going to pet store tomorrow w hubby's debit card

yea I think tapeworms take a while to get rid of, if ever.

[The Mean Lady 604]

me- what were you thinking when i was walking down the aisle?

husband- idk... probably that i was uncomfortable

[Dr. Obvious 49]

Trying my best to forget about tapeworms and make this cake.

Bermuda Chocolate Rum Cake

[SAT 9,609]

Trying my best to forget about tapeworms and make this cake.

Bermuda Chocolate Rum Cake

Kinda looks like a cross between..........

Opium

and this....

Kratom