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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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great picture..

GROANERS FOR HALLOWEEN

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?

A: He was repossessed.

Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?

A: A cereal killer

Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride?

A: A roller ghoster.

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?

A: Because people are dying to get in

Q: What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?

A: Hallowieners.

Q: What do you call serious rocks?

A: Grave stones.

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle?

A: It was a chain letter.

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Baileyj96 Community Regular

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http://minibytes.mondominishows.com/poo/af...ffil=iwon&W

think i saw this last year but it's still cute.

Baileyj

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munchkins Proficient

munchkins   1

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Brother Dean can you not do better than that :lol::lol:

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[The reason god put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up.

CHERISH YESTERDAY, LIVE TODAY AND DREAM TOMORROW

Life is like a song... Sing it.

Life is like a challenge... Pursue it.

Life is like a sacrifice... Offer it.

Life is love... Enjoy it.

aussiewench Mentor

aussiewench   9

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This was posted by a member last year for hallween and I thought I would share it this halloween for those that havent seen it. It's awesome.http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=QG10388318

oh lol and its not a trick so it won't give you a heart attack.

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munchkins Proficient

munchkins   1

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that was really good Lorelle :lol::lol:

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[The reason god put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up.

CHERISH YESTERDAY, LIVE TODAY AND DREAM TOMORROW

Life is like a song... Sing it.

Life is like a challenge... Pursue it.

Life is like a sacrifice... Offer it.

Life is love... Enjoy it.

Savanphil Veteran

Savanphil   3

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Good ones people :yes:

12/03/2005: Married

10/13/2006: Interview Approved

10/26/2006: POE: EWR (ARRIVED) [/size]

182 days from filing to Visa in Hand!!![/color]

AOS/EAD

01/22/2007: Sent to The Lockbox.....let the games begin.....again

02/02/2007: NOA1's for both....the waiting game officially begins

02/15/2007: Biometrics appt.

04/11/2007: EAD APPROVED!! YI-HAW

04/21/2007: Received SSN#

05/23/2007: AOS Interview -------> APPROOOOOOVED!!!!!!

05/29/2007: Received Welcome letter

06/04/2007: Green Card in Hand!!!

122 Days from filing AOS to Green Card in Hand!!!

REMOVING CONDITIONS

05/21/2009: Filed to Remove Conditions

6/18/2009: Biometrics Done

09/14/2009: Approved!!!

Citizenship

2/15/2011: Filed N-400

3/28/2011: Biometrics <-- Done

5/09/2011: Naturalization Interview <--- APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/09/2011: Swearing in Ceremony (We're Done)

MY HUSBAND IS NOW A US CITIZEN

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