Carpe Scrotum!!!!

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

APRIL 5--An Indiana man had his ####### severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies.

Christina Reber, 43, was freed from jail yesterday after posting $10,000 bond in connection with her bust for the alleged attack last Friday at the Muncie house of her ex-beau (who told cops he had ended the couple’s eight-month relationship days before the assault).

The victim, 57, told police that he was working at his computer when Reber, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, “walked into his house uninvited,” according to a Muncie Police Department report that will make every guy wince. The man said Reber screamed at him to “call the ###### police” before launching her assault.

Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his ####### and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his ####### and began digging in her fingers.”

The victim recalled that Reber “refused to let go of his #######,” but that he was “finally able to pry his ####### from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.

A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and “a long wide tear on his #######,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”

In a follow-up interview two days after the incident, the victim told police that his ####### was “so swollen he is unable to walk and is missing work.” The man added that his ####### “is still bleeding and doctors are not sure if there is permanent damage to his groin or not.”

Reber was charged with aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home, both felonies. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery, according to an affidavit. Reber is next due in court on April 30.

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Edited April 15, 2012 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[Ban Hammer 13,399]

she was nuts about him?

[Nagishkaw 510]

Ball Memorial Hospital. Where ya go when you get sacked.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

What a vas deferens a day makes, si man!