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Filed: Country: Philippines
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A German businessman has set up a "separation agency" - a service to inform unsuspecting spouses and lovers their partners no longer want them.

Bernd Dressler will deliver the bad news - for those too scared to do it themselves - for 20 euros (£13) by phone, or for 50 euros (£33) in person.

The efficiency and directness of Mr Dressler's manner has earned him the nickname The Terminator.

The 52-year-old compares his company to a dating agency but "in reverse".

'Only the messenger'

"We have had dating agencies for 30 years. If you want to have a new partnership then you have to quit your previous one.

"I think it's the same market - just in reverse," Mr Dressler told the BBC.

The message can be delivered in a "sympathetic or direct manner". Mr Dressler said that most of his clients do not want any further contact with their ex-partner.

The client is asked to provide three reasons why they want to terminate the relationship - these are then passed on by the agency to the former lover.

"The time is right for this service. Many clients are unhappy in their partnerships and they want to end it in a neutral way," Mr Dressler said.

The former insurance manager said he has been fortunate never to have witnessed any extreme emotional reactions.

"I am only the messenger," he said.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5381250.stm

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Jamaica
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Are you kidding me?

What ever happened to the saying "I got myself into this mess, and I'll get myself out" :unsure:

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Ukraine
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and now we pay people to do such things....? thats pretty spineless!!

2-14-2006- Engaged on a snowy night in Kiev

2-19-2006- Filed I129F

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OMG some people are so wimpy! :lol:

Do they wipe your azz for you too?

that reminds me of a preview I saw for SuperNanny.... This 7 year old kid still had his mom wipe his butt..... :huh:

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