The internet and Inhumanity

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I can't be prez coz that would put the good 'ole boys noses out of joint but I have a solution

Also because you've never done drugs. Our current President, the President before that and the President before him, all did illegal narcotics. It is part of our national culture and if you don't do it, you just can't fit in.

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Also because you've never done drugs. Our current President, the President before that and the President before him, all did illegal narcotics. It is part of our national culture and if you don't do it, you just can't fit in.

I would have given Monika all the lollipop rights and the fumbling and tumbling permits that the TSA have, (before she went all walmart) so that is a qualification

Edited December 9, 2010 by Alan the Red

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I would have given Monika all the lollipop rights...

Eh, what man wouldn't. I mean, yeah, she was definitely a bit chunky but if her skills were good, that can be overlooked.

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Eh, what man wouldn't. I mean, yeah, she was definitely a bit chunky but if her skills were good, that can be overlooked.

I liked the greasy hair too - improves my skin tone as it rubs off

gums were a bit mister Ed and I bet that scared him - she might have been an epileptic for all he knew

[Ban Hammer 12,835]

I am so far removed from the firearm culture as to not give a flying fukc. One day, however, if I ever want to learn, I'll send you a PM! Maybe Natty too but he scares me

you could always talk to shooter or gary

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you could always talk to shooter or gary

riiiight.

[Ban Hammer 12,835]

Oi Prince Charles !

I got an email this morning from the Dept of State

It says my US passport is processed and its on the way to me by overnight

I can't be prez coz that would put the good 'ole boys noses out of joint but I have a solution

If you stand for prez as my proxy, i will work your strings like W and Cheney

You get to meet the queen and the other charles, and I get to draft all the red necks into the army and send em against the chinese army of 80 million or so

It's a great plan

wadderyathink ?

you left out an important part of your plan - tell them draftees the chinese killed Dale Earnhardt!

riiiight.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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you left out an important part of your plan - tell them draftees the chinese killed Dale Earnhardt!

You appear to know these rednecks all too well *suspicious*

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you left out an important part of your plan - tell them draftees the chinese killed Dale Earnhardt!

So ? Dracula was killed by a stake but I don't blame USDA

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So ? Dracula was killed by a stake but I don't blame USDA

That's because you're no redneck.

[Fandango 1,439]

typical attempt at ignoratio elenchi - seems all too common around here

I love it when you bust out the Latin

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That's because you're no redneck.

I think red necks are a dying breed - I saw a pink shirt in the Kohl's men's dept - so the US is changing to be less macho. I have always walked like john wayne (before he got piles), so I think I will get one of those shirts so I can be recognized as a sophisticate.

Young red necks are unemployed and don't have the money to start a house and a family unless they work for Blackwater as deniable assassins - so they will die out gradually

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Young red necks are unemployed and don't have the money to start a house and a family ...

You think rednecks look at their financial condition before having babies?

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You think rednecks look at their financial condition before having babies?

nah but the kid is adopted and brought up in massivechewsets by a liberal in a pink shirt

and then they grow up normal and are tort to right inglish

http://s240.photobucket.com/albums/ff234/fmatard/Lol/?action=view&current=morans.jpg&newest=1

Edited December 9, 2010 by Alan the Red

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nah but the kid is adopted and brought up in massivechewsets by a liberal in a pink shirt

hmmm. no, not really.