Al-Qaeda Marching Band To Join Macy's Parade

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AP

NEW YORK—Following an audition that "knocked [their] socks off," organizers of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade announced today they would allow the al-Qaeda Marching Band, the musical performance division of the international terrorist organization, to participate in the 84th-annual holiday event. "Macy's has no affiliation with the political agenda of al-Qaeda and in no way endorses its stated goal of destroying the imperialist secular West," said Bob Carlson, a spokesperson for the department store. "But their choreography is just—wow. The costumes, the sass, the showmanship. These guys brought their A-game, and the drum line is just sensational."

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"Macy's has no affiliation with the political agenda of al-Qaeda and in no way endorses its stated goal of destroying the imperialist secular West,"

Well, that's a relief!

"But their choreography is just—wow. The costumes, the sass, the showmanship. These guys brought their A-game, and the drum line is just sensational."

I hear Mel Brooks is planning a new musical with the theme song "Springtime for Bin-Ladin and Arabia" .... somehow just not as catchy as "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" though.....

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I call bs without a link.

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I call bs without a link.

Aren't you moving to Australia? Maybe take Belichick with you.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/alqaeda-marching-band-to-join-macys-parade-after-i,18508/