Political correctness gone mad in mall!!!

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Squatting hurts the first time you do it. Then you get used to it. It's not that bad, its actually easier to get it out that way if you're prone to constipation.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Squatting hurts the first time you do it. Then you get used to it. It's not that bad, its actually easier to get it out that way if you're prone to constipation.

I wish I had one of those suits from Dune where all my body waste would be recycled into nutritious supplements.

[IndigoSkies 168]

For the unlearned, Muslim toilets has access to water within rich. We wash our ####### with water before using the napkin. Not washing is considered unclean and one cannot pray or go to the mosques without being clean. I avoid using public restroom at all costs. If I ever have to use one, I throw away the pants when I am home. Not using water to wash off = disgusgting.

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For the unlearned, Muslim toilets has access to water within rich. We wash our ####### with water before using the napkin. Not washing is considered unclean and one cannot pray or go to the mosques without being clean. I avoid using public restroom at all costs. If I ever have to use one, I throw away the pants when I am home. Not using water to wash off = disgusgting.

Dude, just wear diapers. That way you can keep your pants.

[IndigoSkies 168]

Maybe. But I'd still feel disgusted to use that pair of pants again.

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Maybe. But I'd still feel disgusted to use that pair of pants again.

Does your health plan cover psychiatric care?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

For the unlearned, Muslim toilets has access to water within rich. We wash our ####### with water before using the napkin. Not washing is considered unclean and one cannot pray or go to the mosques without being clean. I avoid using public restroom at all costs. If I ever have to use one, I throw away the pants when I am home. Not using water to wash off = disgusgting.

I've found that taking a fiber supplement like Metamucil will make your poo easily slide out with no messy residue left on your #######. You'll save on toilet paper and pants.

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I've found that taking a fiber supplement like Metamucil will make your poo easily slide out with no messy residue left on your #######. You'll save on toilet paper and pants.

Aye, Metamucil FTW.

[IndigoSkies 168]

I've found that taking a fiber supplement like Metamucil will make your poo easily slide out with no messy residue left on your #######. You'll save on toilet paper and pants.

Remind me when I'm 60 years old. Untill then I'm fine. Thanks for the advice.

[Jenn! 918]

Generally speaking, things aren't considered clean just by running water over them. Anuses are disgusting, period.

[IndigoSkies 168]

Generally speaking, things aren't considered clean just by running water over them. Anuses are disgusting, period.

Washing your ####### with water after taking a dump is far more cleaner than just wiping it with toilet paper.

[IndigoSkies 168]

Generally speaking, things aren't considered clean just by running water over them. Anuses are disgusting, period.

Washing your ####### with water after taking a dump is far more cleaner than just wiping it with toilet paper.

[_Simpson_ 250]

I've never tried squatting before. I wonder if it has any advantages?

I love camping and I do it all the time and I have to let you know, it doesn't have advantages.

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Could we please stop saying '#######'? I much prefer the politer form, bunghole.

[The_Dude 1,142]

So let me get this straight. If you have to use a public toilet, you just ###### and then walk around in shitty pants all day? I think i'll stick to western toilets thank you.