I did some random googling again today...

[Amby 490]

Today I decided to google "cheese porn". Why? Mags said it on FB so I decided to take one for the team. I found ####### shaped cheetos, bad porn, and then I found this...

Area Man Arrested in One Man Cheese Circle Jerk

PASTILLE, GA - Area resident Warwick Goulde was arrested Friday morning after his shouts of ecstasy were overhead by two neighbours and several passer-by's. "I was doing the dishes and I heard someone shout 'YES BABY YES!I love your cheesy love holes! Yeah, YEAH, YEAH!'" said Warwick's neighbour, Ms Ethel Capplet, aged 74. "Of course I knew something was amiss when I saw several wrappings for 'Geert's Aged Swiss Cheese' on his front lawn. A very popular cheese at the local store." Police confirmed that they found an array of strategically placed swiss cheeses dressed in erotic clothing throughout Mr Goulde's home.

http://everything2.com/title/Cheese+Porn

[Amby 490]

btw...I have no clue if it's true or not but I can't stop laughing

[Amby 490]

bump for the chops

[Ban Hammer 13,395]

i told you cheese was evil.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I've always said the best part of Swiss cheese is the holes.

[Darnell 8,478]

one point in a line does not a circle make.

errr... How to make this circle with just one person?

Sorry if I sound pedantic, but cheese aside, 'circle', imo, is mis-used here. :D

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

I hope you had lube.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I hope you had lube.

Speaking of cheese fuсkers.............

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

You got a weenie in your mouth?