Someone has invented a butt bra

[scandal 951]

I've heard that nut bras are expensive. You have to bottle your ####### for commercial purposes and use the income to buy a nut bra.

That's an excellent idea. I plan to call my classy product "Scandalous #######". It will be sold only at the most highbrow exclusive retailers. Here is my sales team, personally trained by me in the art of applying "Scandalous #######" correctly. I plan to expand nationally and eventually franchise globally.

[Calypso 465]

That's an excellent idea. I plan to call my classy product "Scandalous #######". It will be sold only at the most highbrow exclusive retailers. Here is my sales team, personally trained by me in the art of applying "Scandalous #######" correctly. I plan to expand nationally and eventually franchise globally.

Your sales team doesn't look ecstatic with their job just like the Kawasaki girls below. Perhaps your ####### is in poor quality. Hire Spooky as your Q.A.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

Your sales team doesn't look ecstatic with their job just like the Kawasaki girls below. Perhaps your ####### is in poor quality. Hire Spooky as your Q.A.

Nice, I could be convinced to buy a few things!

[scandal 951]

Hire Spooky as your Q.A.

Spooky is a poor choice. He doesn't know what to do with #######, he just dribbles it down his chin.

[Calypso 465]

Nice, I could be convinced to buy a few things!

That's possible. However, buying something from those girls doesn't mean you can take them out or bring them home. If you get lucky, you could use the Kawasaki restrooms together but that means a lot of hiding.

Spooky is a poor choice. He doesn't know what to do with #######, he just dribbles it down his chin.

That's a fine method for Q.A. I believe that Spooky is very competent.

[SuperDuper! 230]

My nuts are so big I plan to get a nut-bra for them.

You don't need a bra for them, you need another vj member to be "Scandal's Nutt Sack"

[Pooky 3,876]

Some people have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands. Seriously

[Fandango 1,440]

Poor men these days! You meet a gorgeous woman, eventually wind up being intimate with her.....the butt bra comes off, the push up bra comes off, the hair extensions come out, colored contacts come out, fake eyelashes/concealer/makeup get taken off, spanx tummy flattener comes off, control top pantyhose, etc.

In some instances it could be very bait and switch, LOL.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

Poor men these days! You meet a gorgeous woman, eventually wind up being intimate with her.....the butt bra comes off, the push up bra comes off, the hair extensions come out, colored contacts come out, fake eyelashes/concealer/makeup get taken off, spanx tummy flattener comes off, control top pantyhose, etc.

In some instances it could be very bait and switch, LOL.

I know! Just think of the poor saps who don't get to see their wife nude before marriage!!

Would that be enough to nullify the marriage? lol...

[Fandango 1,440]

I know! Just think of the poor saps who don't get to see their wife nude before marriage!!

Would that be enough to nullify the marriage? lol...

Well, I'mma be b!tchy for one sec and say that some men on here do treat their wives as if they are some kinda purchase with a 'satisfaction or send her back' mentality...

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Well, all I can say is, it's about effin' time!

[ddartt1 2]

does it LIFT AND SEPARATE