Olympic Snowboarder complains about peers' pants

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Nate Holland is a man of conviction and dedication to his cause. He is seeking to rid the world of what he considers the most heinous offense in the history of snowboarding. We're talking, of course, about tight pants.Holland is a member of the United States snowboard cross team, and will therefore be wearing the now legendary "flannel and jeans" uniform. But when he looks around, he sees a problem. "I think the problem we have now is the emo look," he told the New York Times, "and people trying to use that as an excuse for wearing tight clothing." Sure, bro.

The problem, according to Holland, isn't that the trend toward tighter clothing could lend a competitive advantage, it's that trim pants betray the anti-establishment culture that birthed snowboard cross. Holland is concerned for "the integrity of the sport," saying, "I'm a snowboarder through and through, and boardercross is a freestyle snowboarder's race. I think it should stay that way." Right, because it wouldn't be snowboarding if people wore tight pants.

Slimmer pants just make more sense. Sure, there's less drag, but there's also less of a chance of getting caught on another person. And you don't have to worry about all that cumbersome extra fabric getting in the way.

Look, bro: Team USA Snowboarding sponsors include Nike, Microsoft, and Visa. That's about as "establishment" as you can get. So relax about "the integrity of the sport."

Not to mention you'll be competing in a branded pair of fake distressed jeans.

Chill out, Nate Holland.

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[Ban Hammer 14,668]

i misread this, i thought it said pees pants.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

i misread this, i thought it said pees pants.

Have you seen any emo pants in your neck of the woods, Charles?

[Ban Hammer 14,668]

Have you seen any emo pants in your neck of the woods, Charles?

is that a goose species?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

is that a goose species?

[natty bumppo 297]

kansas has hills for boarder-x

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

He's mad that some riders "betray the anti-establishment culture" by being anti establishment? That's some good dope.

[Niels Bohr 72]

The thing with tight clothing is that if you're running or going very fast, there's a good chance for you to injure yourself wearing loose clothing. Such as a piece of your clothing got pulled by a stick ripping your clothing off, etc...I think the tight clothing is fine especially for women!

[scandal 951]

I think the tight clothing is fine especially for women!

Can't really argue with that....

More bodypaint, anyone?

[I'm Gone 60]

"The problem, according to Holland, isn't that the trend toward tighter clothing could lend a competitive advantage, it's that trim pants betray the anti-establishment culture that birthed snowboard cross"

How anti-establishment can the guy be, he's a member of the United States snowboard cross team in the Olympics?