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WARNING FROM AFGHANISTAN

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Ockmed, warned the United States that, if military actions against radical Muslims continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President either.

It's gonna get ugly, people...!

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It's a joke but most of the people you're talking about are Indian and some Pakistanis not Afghans.

David & Lalai

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It's a joke but most of the people you're talking about are Indian and some Pakistanis not Afghans.

Just goes to show...they are all in cahoots! :lol:

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Gary And Alla

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Although obviously meant as humour, this is more racist than funny. It would have been a better decision not to have posted it.

“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

. Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about middle-aged white men with mid-life crises and an unhealthy obsession with 3 in a bed hooker sex.

The Freudian free association winner of the day goes to (drum roll). . .

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Now that you brought this subject up, recall hearing experts state in passing, that with our presence in both Iraq and Afghanistan that millions of people have been "displaced" from those two countries. Something in the order of two million from each country, but didn't say who was doing the counting.

If they were displaced, where were they displaced to?

"If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps."

Those mentioned companies already had non-English speaking reps well before 9/11, a practice also adopted by the USCIS.

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Someone sent me this earlier, I had to laugh :blink:

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about middle-aged white men with mid-life crises and an unhealthy obsession with 3 in a bed hooker sex.

I'm there :wacko:

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I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about middle-aged white men with mid-life crises and an unhealthy obsession with 3 in a bed hooker sex.

John Edwards?

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Gary And Alla

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Now that you brought this subject up, recall hearing experts state in passing, that with our presence in both Iraq and Afghanistan that millions of people have been "displaced" from those two countries. Something in the order of two million from each country, but didn't say who was doing the counting.

If they were displaced, where were they displaced to?

"If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps."

Those mentioned companies already had non-English speaking reps well before 9/11, a practice also adopted by the USCIS.

Wouldn't being displaced from Afghanistan be a good thing?

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

 
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