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Filed: Country: Brazil
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i got that ####### bull squirrel that was stealing my walnuts from the driveway and stashing them up in his nest in the attic above my bedroom. he never knew what hit him.

I hope a squirrel breaks into your house one night and chews off your testicles.

gotta love these guest appearances.

*bows gracefully*

Careful who you bow in front of...it could be a sign of worshipping AJ.

screw aj ... beware of who is sneaking up behind you as you bend over .....

Filed: Country: Philippines
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i got that ####### bull squirrel that was stealing my walnuts from the driveway and stashing them up in his nest in the attic above my bedroom. he never knew what hit him.

I hope a squirrel breaks into your house one night and chews off your testicles.

gotta love these guest appearances.

*bows gracefully*

Careful who you bow in front of...it could be a sign of worshipping AJ.

Actually, I'm more worried about what would be going on behind me as I bowed.

:rofl:

Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Vietnam
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Filed: Country: United Kingdom
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Actually, I'm more worried about what would be going on behind me as I bowed.

you can count on me being there, when you least expect it.

I doubt it. I don't think you'd have the balls.

Oh, silly me; you wouldn't have any balls by then, the squirrel would have already gnawed them off.

 

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