New Immigration Laws ! Harsh but True !

[BrownHorse 2]

1. If you migrate to this county, you must speak the native language.

2. You have to be a professional or an investor. No unskilled

workers allowed.

3. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no

special ballots for elections, all government business will be

conducted in our language.

4. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long

they are here.

5. Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office.

6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare,

no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs.

7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount

equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

8. If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay,

BUT options will be restricted. You are not allowed waterfront property. That

is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

9. Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a

foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his

policies, if you do you will be sent home.

10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted

down and sent straight to jail.

Harsh, you say? The above laws happen to be the immigration laws of Mexico!

[pedroh 21]

{o,o}

|)__)

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O RLY?

[JayJay 4]

#######, I ALWAYS wanted to emigrate to mexico and set up a tent on the beachfront, smoke cigarettes soaked in Tequila and say "Merde, deex feckin' StoOpid Government officials" under my breath at small children walking past....

[pedroh 21]

actually the poster forgot to mention a thing called 'fideicomisos' in which u can buy waterfront property.. ask all the veterans who live by chapala lake!

PWNE

[JayJay 4]

Mwuahahahaaaa....haha...I likey the picturey

I SHALL go to Mexico and buy a property on the waterfront!

[Ban Hammer 14,355]

Mwuahahahaaaa....haha...I likey the picturey

I SHALL go to Mexico and buy a property on the waterfront!

i've heard that you can own waterfront property, the restriction is owning it within a certain distance of the coastline

[Peter Miami 1]

[tomica52 0]

crazy

[hafiz 1]

mexico here i come

[Jaylen Brit 1]

#1 seems not unreasonable - as long as no-one minds if every other country in the world adopts it; and grandfather's the clause...

I can see #9 being adopted in many places in years to come - then watch it expand to cover natives as well - Big Brother time - lets hope not eh?

PS; that owl is scary

[pedroh 21]

I can sell the property to you guys.. the troll who posted this thread doesn't know what a 'prestanombres' is.. muahaha

[Ban Hammer 14,355]

I can sell the property to you guys.. the troll who posted this thread doesn't know what a 'prestanombres' is.. muahaha

don't they sell those at taco bell?

[pedroh 21]

hahaha na.. but if we go to the beach and u want a waterfront house.. we go to a notary and u write my name (or any other mexican national) as a co-owner of the house.. big fukcin deal.. u got ur beach house.. tadan

talkin about the beach and waterfront property.. this is the hotel i went to on vacations..

more

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

this is the hotel i went to on vacations..

Nice. Where is this and what is the property called?

[pedroh 21]

it's called Barcelo Mismaloya.. 5 star hotel..

like 10 miles away from Puerto Vallarta

Edited July 13, 2006 by pedroh