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Minya's wife Experienced

Minya's wife   24

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When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!']

Can be taken either way, did she need a microscope?

I don't get it :blink:

No, I think perhaps NickD didn't get that Buffy was referring to the chewing tobacco 'outline' in the cowboys' back pocket, which she mistook for condoms. ;)

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:P i liked it



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:)

To Blessed to be stressed:) I realize that all things have a purpose and a time.....have faith and the Lord Almighty will provide... when the time is right, he NEVER fails!

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Jasman0717   8

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wow, don't mess with texas

LOL, Both LBJ and GWB were from Texas, need I say more?

So are you saying they have/had big dicks or are big dicks :P

where is claudeth????i think this is your only post that doesnt mention that name lol..just joking!!! :whistle::whistle::whistle:

claudeth claudeth claudeth claudeth

Feel better :P

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I didn't get it until I saw the explanation. :P And I live in Texas. Are Texans supposed to be famous for being tobacco chewers?

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I didn't get it until I saw the explanation. :P And I live in Texas. Are Texans supposed to be famous for being tobacco chewers?

There used to be a Dallas Cowboy from back in the 70s that was the spokesperson for Skoal. Seems like a lot of CBs walked around with that Skoal can in their hip pocket :blink:

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