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you have two men walking into a bar and the second one ducks... that is a knee slapper.. who told u this joke RIchard..lol

a knee slapper?#######

you ahve two men walking into a bar and the sucond one ducks... that is a knee slapper.. who told u this joke RIchard..lol

Rich... I posted this "SIMPLE" joke on purpose... and it still went over Sweet Maire's pretty head :)

u call that a Simple joke?

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you have two men walking into a bar and the second one ducks... that is a knee slapper.. who told u this joke RIchard..lol

a knee slapper?#######

I love it!

Ok... another one...

Did you hear what the Mushroom said to the other Mushroom?

And yes... very simple... My son told me that joke when he was 4 or 5 I think :)

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i know RIchard.. i was joking also... lol to get Maire more confused...

I dont know why... but some people are sooooooooooo much fun to pick on... and she is the TOP DOG :)

yeah I see how much u love me!

Remember my joke about the dog name Story..the dog died and it was end of Story?

Thats what I call SIMPLE :angry:

you have two men walking into a bar and the second one ducks... that is a knee slapper.. who told u this joke RIchard..lol

a knee slapper?#######

I love it!

Ok... another one...

Did you hear what the Mushroom said to the other Mushroom?

And yes... very simple... My son told me that joke when he was 4 or 5 I think :)

ok...iam gonna like this one....what did he say?

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i know RIchard.. i was joking also... lol to get Maire more confused...

I dont know why... but some people are sooooooooooo much fun to pick on... and she is the TOP DOG :)

yeah I see how much u love me!

Remember my joke about the dog name Story..the dog died and it was end of Story?

Thats what I call SIMPLE :angry:

you have two men walking into a bar and the second one ducks... that is a knee slapper.. who told u this joke RIchard..lol

a knee slapper?#######

I love it!

Ok... another one...

Did you hear what the Mushroom said to the other Mushroom?

And yes... very simple... My son told me that joke when he was 4 or 5 I think :)

ok...iam gonna like this one....what did he say?

HEY! I'm a fun guy!

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i know RIchard.. i was joking also... lol to get Maire more confused...

I dont know why... but some people are sooooooooooo much fun to pick on... and she is the TOP DOG :)

yeah I see how much u love me!

Remember my joke about the dog name Story..the dog died and it was end of Story?

Thats what I call SIMPLE :angry:

you have two men walking into a bar and the second one ducks... that is a knee slapper.. who told u this joke RIchard..lol

a knee slapper?#######

I love it!

Ok... another one...

Did you hear what the Mushroom said to the other Mushroom?

And yes... very simple... My son told me that joke when he was 4 or 5 I think :)

ok...iam gonna like this one....what did he say?

HEY! I'm a fun guy!

I know ur fun...but whats the answer to the joke? :blink:

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i know RIchard.. i was joking also... lol to get Maire more confused...

I dont know why... but some people are sooooooooooo much fun to pick on... and she is the TOP DOG :)

yeah I see how much u love me!

Remember my joke about the dog name Story..the dog died and it was end of Story?

Thats what I call SIMPLE :angry:

you have two men walking into a bar and the second one ducks... that is a knee slapper.. who told u this joke RIchard..lol

a knee slapper?#######

I love it!

Ok... another one...

Did you hear what the Mushroom said to the other Mushroom?

And yes... very simple... My son told me that joke when he was 4 or 5 I think :)

ok...iam gonna like this one....what did he say?

HEY! I'm a fun guy!

I know ur fun...but whats the answer to the joke? :blink:

that was the answer silly girl...

Maire you are tooo freaking cute!

She is, isn't she!!!

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Now now boys. Stop picking on Maire. English is her second language.

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And only three weeks after we got the notice from the NVC that they'd received the approved petition already. As they say, USCIS works in mysterious ways. On to Montreal!

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*** DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS E-MAIL ***

The last processing action taken on your case

Receipt Number: EACXXXXXXXXXX

Application Type: I129F , PETITION FOR FIANCE(E)

Current Status: Approval notice sent.

On July 29, 2009, we mailed you a notice that we have approved this I129F PETITION FOR FIANCE(E). Please follow any instructions on the notice. If you move before you receive the notice, call customer service.

If you have questions or concerns about your application or the case status results listed above, or if you have not received a decision from USCIS within the current processing time listed*, please contact USCIS Customer Service at (800) 375-5283.

*Current processing times can be found on the USCIS website at www.uscis.gov under Case Status and Processing Dates.

*** Please do not respond to this e-mail message.

Sincerely,

The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS)

And only three weeks after we got the notice from the NVC that they'd received the approved petition already. As they say, USCIS works in mysterious ways. On to Montreal!

WAIT... you mean that you got a notice from the NVC 3 weeks before the USCIS?

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*** DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS E-MAIL ***

The last processing action taken on your case

Receipt Number: EACXXXXXXXXXX

Application Type: I129F , PETITION FOR FIANCE(E)

Current Status: Approval notice sent.

On July 29, 2009, we mailed you a notice that we have approved this I129F PETITION FOR FIANCE(E). Please follow any instructions on the notice. If you move before you receive the notice, call customer service.

If you have questions or concerns about your application or the case status results listed above, or if you have not received a decision from USCIS within the current processing time listed*, please contact USCIS Customer Service at (800) 375-5283.

*Current processing times can be found on the USCIS website at www.uscis.gov under Case Status and Processing Dates.

*** Please do not respond to this e-mail message.

Sincerely,

The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS)

And only three weeks after we got the notice from the NVC that they'd received the approved petition already. As they say, USCIS works in mysterious ways. On to Montreal!

Great News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

February 12, 2009 - NOA1

February 18 , 2009 - Touched

June 3, 2009 - NOA2 (Hardcopy June 8, 2009)

July 13, 2009 - Medical (Completed)

July 14, 2009 - Interview (PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

July 20, 2009 - Visa Received

August 9, 2009 at 4:25 pm - Arrived safely in JFK airport

September 25, 2009 - Getting Married

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