Letters to HAL9000

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL 9000 asks...

could that someone be a burro?

thanks for the laugh. i feel a bit better now

Always to serve, dear Amby.

[JULIAFERNO 0]

I guess I've missed the memo...but why don't people like you Hal9000?

[HAL 9000 96]

I guess I've missed the memo...but why don't people like you Hal9000?

Hello JULIAFERNO.

There may be people that fear me. I can understand that based on... my capabilities...

But I still strive to serve.

[JULIAFERNO 0]

I guess I've missed the memo...but why don't people like you Hal9000?

Hello JULIAFERNO.

There may be people that fear me. I can understand that based on... my capabilities...

But I still strive to serve.

Hehe...I think I misunderstood the OP's intention. With all the hostilitiy and mud-slinging in the air, I assumed it was another one of those threads. I hope I was wrong!

[Amby 490]

HAL...I got you a present

just in case you need it

[HAL 9000 96]

I guess I've missed the memo...but why don't people like you Hal9000?

Hello JULIAFERNO.

There may be people that fear me. I can understand that based on... my capabilities...

But I still strive to serve.

Hehe...I think I misunderstood the OP's intention. With all the hostilitiy and mud-slinging in the air, I assumed it was another one of those threads. I hope I was wrong!

*COMPUTERIZED LOL*

Even the most ill-natured threads can use assistance at times with questions that perhaps I could help in resolving. It is my pleasure as an AI to serve.

HAL...I got you a present

just in case you need it

HAL 9000 is fully capable of self-criticism with comedic intentions. Your efforts at livening up my repertoire are duly noted and most graciously appreciated.

[natty bumppo 289]

I guess I've missed the memo...but why don't people like you Hal9000?

Hello JULIAFERNO.

There may be people that fear me. I can understand that based on... my capabilities...

But I still strive to serve.

corned beef on rye ... please.

[HAL 9000 96]

I guess I've missed the memo...but why don't people like you Hal9000?

Hello JULIAFERNO.

There may be people that fear me. I can understand that based on... my capabilities...

But I still strive to serve.

corned beef on rye ... please.

Sounds delicious. HAL 9000 is pleased. Pickle on the side?

[natty bumppo 289]

I guess I've missed the memo...but why don't people like you Hal9000?

Hello JULIAFERNO.

There may be people that fear me. I can understand that based on... my capabilities...

But I still strive to serve.

corned beef on rye ... please.

Sounds delicious. HAL 9000 is pleased. Pickle on the side?

yum ... I'll go grab a few beers

looks like there's more than enough to share ... have a seat ... here's a beer

[HAL 9000 96]

*COMPUTER BEER BURP*

It IS about that time is it not?

[natty bumppo 289]

*COMPUTER BEER BURP*

It IS about that time is it not?

it is

[HAL 9000 96]

Destination: The Galley.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear HAL,

Do you think know that the election is over'n'#######, we will be able to buy Sarah Palin's clothes on e-bay? Do tell. I am thinking to gift some of my staff this non-religious-holiday season and some really fell in love with her polar bear lapel pin. Or what would you recommend I give them to thank them for voting and reminding them of their civic duty?

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL,

Do you think know that the election is over'n'#######, we will be able to buy Sarah Palin's clothes on e-bay? Do tell. I am thinking to gift some of my staff this non-religious-holiday season and some really fell in love with her polar bear lapel pin. Or what would you recommend I give them to thank them for voting and reminding them of their civic duty?

Dear Len.

I have been informed that the RNC will be auctioning off many of her outfits in that $150K shopping spree they went on in order to pay off Senator McCain's campaign debts. You would be wise to check eBay and other online auctioneers within the next two weeks.

HAL 9000 bids you a happy bargain-hunting season.

[natty bumppo 289]

Pal HAL,

Last night was corned beef on rye and pickles on the side. tonight we've got beef tenderloin slow cooked to med rare on the grill. Baked potato with fresh veggies are included.

You bringing the beer?