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We use Charmin...it's so squeezably soft, you can't help yourself.

Charmin is for pussies. You can't deep wipe with soft paper.

real men use john wayne toilet paper. it's rough, it's tough, and it don't take chit off anyone!

so if it doesn't take #######.... ####### do you need it for???? :blink:

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We use Charmin...it's so squeezably soft, you can't help yourself.

Charmin is for pussies. You can't deep wipe with soft paper.

real men use john wayne toilet paper. it's rough, it's tough, and it don't take chit off anyone!

so if it doesn't take #######.... ####### do you need it for???? :blink:

:secret:

and you thought he walked that way because he rode horses.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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We use Charmin...it's so squeezably soft, you can't help yourself.

Charmin is for pussies. You can't deep wipe with soft paper.

real men use john wayne toilet paper. it's rough, it's tough, and it don't take chit off anyone!

so if it doesn't take #######.... ####### do you need it for???? :blink:

:secret:

and you thought he walked that way because he rode horses.

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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We use Charmin...it's so squeezably soft, you can't help yourself.

Charmin is for pussies. You can't deep wipe with soft paper.

real men use john wayne toilet paper. it's rough, it's tough, and it don't take chit off anyone!

so if it doesn't take #######.... ####### do you need it for???? :blink:

:secret:

and you thought he walked that way because he rode horses.

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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We use Charmin...it's so squeezably soft, you can't help yourself.

Charmin is for pussies. You can't deep wipe with soft paper.

No deep wiping necessary with an adequate diet of psyllium fiber.

Psyllium fiber - mm mm mm! Tasty!

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Filed: Country: Philippines
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We use Charmin...it's so squeezably soft, you can't help yourself.

Charmin is for pussies. You can't deep wipe with soft paper.

No deep wiping necessary with an adequate diet of psyllium fiber.

Psyllium fiber - mm mm mm! Tasty!

...just had me a glass....like drinking sand.

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My most memorable Mags memory is when I tried to initiate sexy-time after we got married. She kicked me in the nuts and told me we were married...she didn't have to do that any longer.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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My most memorable Mags memory is when I tried to initiate sexy-time after we got married. She kicked me in the nuts and told me we were married...she didn't have to do that any longer.

Well. She had a point, didn't she?

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Canada
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My most memorable Mags memory is when I tried to initiate sexy-time after we got married. She kicked me in the nuts and told me we were married...she didn't have to do that any longer.

:luv: Mags :luv:

 

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