learning english with Laughs

[b4byd09 0]

A bus stops and 2 Mexican men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more! .

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more,

'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.

'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.

'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'

[o0pink0o 3]

[Margott1990 0]

:lol:

[PinayAko 0]

[Mephys 2]

[Jenn! 918]

That's an Italian accent, not a Mexican one.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

That's an Italian accent, not a Mexican one.

LOL...Mexicans.

Reminds me of how many Pollok jokes I used to hear when I was a kid. Calling someone a Pollock was basically calling them a dumba$$. I didn't know until I was a bit older that Pollock referred to people from Poland.

[pedroh 21]

That's an Italian accent, not a Mexican one.

yea.. that's what I was thinking too

get the joke right OP

Edited August 18, 2008 by pedroh

[Bootylicious!! 2]

That's an Italian accent, not a Mexican one.

Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing. Jokes are much funnier when you actually get them right.

[pedroh 21]

b4byd09 FAILS!!! big time..

[Bootylicious!! 2]

b4byd09 FAILS!!! big time..

:lol:

[Marilyn. 340]

That's an Italian accent, not a Mexican one.

LOL...Mexicans.

Reminds me of how many Pollok jokes I used to hear when I was a kid. Calling someone a Pollock was basically calling them a dumba$$. I didn't know until I was a bit older that Pollock referred to people from Poland.

yeah just like in Canada we have the Newfie jokes (jokes about people from Newfoundland)

[pedroh 21]

That's an Italian accent, not a Mexican one.

LOL...Mexicans.

Reminds me of how many Pollok jokes I used to hear when I was a kid. Calling someone a Pollock was basically calling them a dumba$$. I didn't know until I was a bit older that Pollock referred to people from Poland.

yeah just like in Canada we have the Newfie jokes (jokes about people from Newfoundland)

U got Mexicans in Newfoundland?

[Marilyn. 340]

That's an Italian accent, not a Mexican one.

LOL...Mexicans.

Reminds me of how many Pollok jokes I used to hear when I was a kid. Calling someone a Pollock was basically calling them a dumba$$. I didn't know until I was a bit older that Pollock referred to people from Poland.

yeah just like in Canada we have the Newfie jokes (jokes about people from Newfoundland)

U got Mexicans in Newfoundland?

huh?? did I say we did??

I was talking to Steve about the Pollock jokes.. we have Newfie jokes.. they are kind of like blonde jokes.. basically trying to imply that Newfies are stupid....

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

That's an Italian accent, not a Mexican one.

Edited August 18, 2008 by A.J.