Any Doctor Will Tell You...

[NYGirl 0]

Mox, do we have a new doctor in the house?

Are you asking for artificial insemination? Because I think you'll find I have very competitive rates...

I'll take that into considerations

[Brad and Vika 129]

If you or your SO does not have any twins in the family the chances are of you having twins are very slim. People that have no twins in the family at all and end up having twins are probably most likely those that went through IV, where the the doctor inserts sperm inside lady....something like, some sort of special procedure for people that can't get pregnant.

Yeah, I've never heard of birth control increasing the odds of giving birth to twins, but hey, I haven't heard a lot of things.

Where you get twins in a large number of cases is artificial insemination. One of the most common causes of female infertility is that when the egg is fertilized, the resulting cytoplast isn't able to successfully attach to the uterine lining. So they fertilize a bunch of eggs, in the hopes that at least one of the cytoplasts will actually attach. This often results in twins, triplets, or more. It's occasionally even necessary to terminate some of the resulting embryos because the insemination worked too well.

Also, if a "doctor inserts sperm inside," make sure both his hands aren't on your shoulders. Just sayin'...

Mox, do we have a new doctor in the house?

She actually does have lots of natural twins in her family - at least one set per generation.

[NYGirl 0]

If you or your SO does not have any twins in the family the chances are of you having twins are very slim. People that have no twins in the family at all and end up having twins are probably most likely those that went through IV, where the the doctor inserts sperm inside lady....something like, some sort of special procedure for people that can't get pregnant.

Yeah, I've never heard of birth control increasing the odds of giving birth to twins, but hey, I haven't heard a lot of things.

Where you get twins in a large number of cases is artificial insemination. One of the most common causes of female infertility is that when the egg is fertilized, the resulting cytoplast isn't able to successfully attach to the uterine lining. So they fertilize a bunch of eggs, in the hopes that at least one of the cytoplasts will actually attach. This often results in twins, triplets, or more. It's occasionally even necessary to terminate some of the resulting embryos because the insemination worked too well.

Also, if a "doctor inserts sperm inside," make sure both his hands aren't on your shoulders. Just sayin'...

Mox, do we have a new doctor in the house?

She actually does have lots of natural twins in her family - at least one set per generation.

If you guys will decide on having kids, the chances of you having twins are pretty high. It usually comes from grandparents generations, not necessarilly parents.

[GiGii 4]

Twins have nothing to do with b/c. They usually skip a generation. So if your a twin, you may have grandkid twins. IV is one of the ways of producing them, usually you have triplets or higher when you are truely successfuly on IV. Twins are more popular when a woman takes ovulation drugs... like when she's been on b/c for too long and can't conceive.

As to the effects of b/c, NYGirl is right. They do have negative ones, they increase your chances for one type of cancer, can't remember if its breast or ovarian. And of course the chances of stroke are much higher, that's why they say no smoking, no drinking.

[GiGii 4]

As to the effects of b/c, NYGirl is right. They do have negative ones, they increase your chances for one type of cancer, can't remember if its breast or ovarian. And of course the chances of stroke are much higher, that's why they say no smoking, no drinking.

You're wrong, Korat, but misinformation seems to be your game. There is a slight increase in the risk of cervical and liver cancer if you've been taking b/c pills for like 30 years. The risk of ovarian cancer actually decreases. I don't know where you're getting an increase in stroke likelihood, that's rubbish. And only women who are over 35 years of age are advised not to smoke when using b/c pills because it increases the chances of cardiovascular disease. Learn to Google.

What the hell is with you and korat. I said it raises the chances for one type of cancer wasnt sure which, but it does. Perhaps you should learn before you go typing away like a freak. The risk of stroke is not rubbish, it is increased in all age groups, specifically in older over 35. Get your facts straight before you attack moxy.

[Scott and Iryna 2]

Now, now, kids... let's not pollute yet another thread with this stuff...

[Brad and Vika 129]

Now, now, kids... let's not pollute yet another thread with this stuff...

What do you mean pollute? They are obviously trying to entertain!!

[Brad and Vika 129]

Now, now, kids... let's not pollute yet another thread with this stuff...

What do you mean pollute? They are obviously trying to entertain!!

No, Scott's right. I should have been civil to Korat/Gigii. (And they are the same person.) Despite all of the wrongs that Korat/Gigii has foisted upon someone I cared very deeply about, I should have taken the high road on this forum, but I didn't.

This is all ####### that I wanted to keep off these boards, and by attacking a legitimate (if misguided) post in the way I did, I'm facilitating the behavior. So I retract my previous post, and I apologize for the attack and derailing the thread. If Korat/Gigii wants to participate in the manner these forums were intended for, then so be it. I'm done feeding the troll, and I should never have started. Sorry about that guys.

OMG mox! Medical advice from a guy, and then...I don't know from what. Gigii Koratovich you must not allow this!! Help us stop mad mox from confusing us with this mad medical advice. Mox - BEGONE!!!

[slim 1,533]

The last time I went off the pill i lost ten pounds immediately and gained them back when I went on it, so I don't think it's a lifestyle issue. You metabolize certain things much slower, like caffiene (4x slower!). So i don't think it's a "lifestyle" issue. But i think the convenience is worth having bigger boobs.

So having bigger boobs is a bad thing?

Also, last time I checked, caffeine didn't have a lot of calories..... Sure, metabolism is changed, but if your metabolism changes, shouldn't you change your caloric intake or move your body a little more to compensate?

Also, if a "doctor inserts sperm inside," make sure both his hands aren't on your shoulders. Just sayin'...

Why did I join the military instead of going to medical school?

[eekee 182]

As I said, the extra weight doesn't bother me. Without it, I'm pretty underweight to begin with.

[GiGii 4]

OMG mox! Medical advice from a guy, and then...I don't know from what. Gigii Koratovich you must not allow this!! Help us stop mad mox from confusing us with this mad medical advice. Mox - BEGONE!!!

You guys are the only ones obsessed with Korat. Give it up. You are too hung up on him. Perhaps do an IP run to prove your suspicions, huh?

You can listen to his mad medical advice, if you get cancer or whatever, he'll still be on here defending himself, no worries where to find him.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

So having bigger boobs is a bad thing?

It is if your a guy

Why did I join the military instead of going to medical school?

Umm to see guys with big boobs???

[Brad and Vika 129]

So having bigger boobs is a bad thing?

It is if your a guy

Why did I join the military instead of going to medical school?

Umm to see guys with big boobs???

Ouch!! Slim to serve...

[slim 1,533]

There was this one time......

Actually, one day a big group of my buddies and I were all going up and down the streets of the "GI Town" right outside the gates of the base and we saw these chicks going into this club. So, we followed 'em down the steps (for some reason in Korea a lot of the clubs are downstairs... anyway) we get down there and there's a line. We can see the dude checking IDs and taking money, whatever, and we can kind of see backstage where there are about 12 girls doing wardrobe changes and we're the only Americans in line and this club is jammed packed with Korean guys. We're figuring this is going to be a spectacular show and as we get to the front of the line the "bouncer" (112 lb. Asian dude wearing a jogging suit with jacket open so we can see the wife beater underneath and the "guns" he's packin... HA!) and he tells us "ah, you in wrong club."

We're instantly pissed off. We're in the wrong club? We, are in the wrong club? MOFO, you are in the wrong club, OK? We built this city and we'll be in any club we damn well please. We're in the wrong club.... sheeeeeeit. We exchange looks like, "oh no he didn't!" and then give the nod to each other "we' gon' tear this club upside down!" And right before we start to wild out and rip the place apart, fight every single last Korean dude and "bouncer" the guy kind of laughs a little, points backstage and whispers to us....

"They not lady..... they man."

"OOOOH! OK, now we get it. We really are in the wrong club. Thanks for the heads up, bro. Keep it gangster. Good luck with your little lady boy show... if you need us we'll be across the street with all those old women. Sure, they may have been working there since the war, but at least they're women!"

[Scott and Iryna 2]

"They not lady..... they man."

He was lying.

He just said that to get your white a$$ out...

What was this thread about again? I forget...