Foreign men vs. American men

[Turboguy 6]

BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly.

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

I passed 50 a long time ago and for the record I have seen few woman who fart more than my wife (ex-wife if she reads this)

Back in the dating stage of my life that was the part I hated most about dating a new gal you really liked. You couldn't fart or belch. You can be sitting there looking at this cute little thing and have this volcano in your guts just aching to explode and you keep saying to yourself "I can't, I like this gal" Then you think, maybe if we stop I can let it all rip out when I go around to open the door for her. It is such a relief when you get a few dates under your belt and can just be a normal rude, crude guy like everyone else.

[thetreble 19]

Men are men are men. They all have their problems.

Yes, and 90% of the time our problems are women!

Doubt it.

[Ban Hammer 14,569]

Men are men are men. They all have their problems.

Yes, and 90% of the time our problems are women!

[thetreble 19]

This made my day. I love Hov!

[morocco4ever 63]

BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly.

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

I passed 50 a long time ago and for the record I have seen few woman who fart more than my wife (ex-wife if she reads this)

Back in the dating stage of my life that was the part I hated most about dating a new gal you really liked. You couldn't fart or belch. You can be sitting there looking at this cute little thing and have this volcano in your guts just aching to explode and you keep saying to yourself "I can't, I like this gal" Then you think, maybe if we stop I can let it all rip out when I go around to open the door for her. It is such a relief when you get a few dates under your belt and can just be a normal rude, crude guy like everyone else.

So let me see if I understand you correctly. You, being a man, after a few dates, are allowed to let it loose in the crudest way possible. This is the right of the man. The women on the other hand are required by law to hold it in until they are in enough pain that it sends them to the hospital. That is the lady like way. And of course, you being the man are willing to accept that your love is in excruciating pain so as to please you, the man. Do I have it right?

[Turboguy 6]

Most women hit the john every 5 minutes anyway so she would not have to suffer long. Otherwise, sure, sounds fair to me.

[MrsCat 6]

Personally, I just love that it was a CDN female that turned this thread into a coversation about farting. National pride I am beaming with today

I you thetreble!

[Turboguy 6]

Personally, I just love that it was a CDN female that turned this thread into a coversation about farting. National pride I am beaming with today

I you thetreble!

It is comforting to know that Canadian women can fart with the best of them. I only dated a handful of Canadian women. Now I know I should have searched more there. These russian women do terrible things like wear high heals, dress like a woman, taking time to make themselves look good and want to go terrible places like opera and ballet. Any red blooded American should be much happier with a gal who can out drink them and spit a wad of chewing tobacco 5 feet further than they can.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly.

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

I passed 50 a long time ago and for the record I have seen few woman who fart more than my wife (ex-wife if she reads this)

Back in the dating stage of my life that was the part I hated most about dating a new gal you really liked. You couldn't fart or belch. You can be sitting there looking at this cute little thing and have this volcano in your guts just aching to explode and you keep saying to yourself "I can't, I like this gal" Then you think, maybe if we stop I can let it all rip out when I go around to open the door for her. It is such a relief when you get a few dates under your belt and can just be a normal rude, crude guy like everyone else.

Speak for yourself turboguy. Just because you fart and belch and are rude -in your own words- does not mean everyone else does. I did not marry Homer Simpson thank you very much.

[Marilyn. 340]

Personally, I just love that it was a CDN female that turned this thread into a coversation about farting. National pride I am beaming with today

I you thetreble!

It is comforting to know that Canadian women can fart with the best of them. I only dated a handful of Canadian women. Now I know I should have searched more there. These russian women do terrible things like wear high heals, dress like a woman, taking time to make themselves look good and want to go terrible places like opera and ballet. Any red blooded American should be much happier with a gal who can out drink them and spit a wad of chewing tobacco 5 feet further than they can.

yeah because Canadian women don't do that ... jeeze louise..

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Opera? Ballet? Sounds expensive.

I like a woman who likes to spend time in a diner sipping on a $2 coffee!

[Marilyn. 340]

Opera? Ballet? Sounds expensive.

I like a woman who likes to spend time in a diner sipping on a $2 coffee!

yeah me too.. I am not one of those chicks that needs to go to a 5 star restaurant... I am happy going to a cheap little place that serves awesome food...

[DeadPoolX 9]

Personally, I just love that it was a CDN female that turned this thread into a coversation about farting. National pride I am beaming with today

I you thetreble!

It is comforting to know that Canadian women can fart with the best of them. I only dated a handful of Canadian women. Now I know I should have searched more there. These russian women do terrible things like wear high heals, dress like a woman, taking time to make themselves look good and want to go terrible places like opera and ballet. Any red blooded American should be much happier with a gal who can out drink them and spit a wad of chewing tobacco 5 feet further than they can.

Are we talking about women here?

Sure, women belch and pass gas (they have to since they're human!) and so do men, obviously. Usually men are a little more open about it, probably due to socialization -- it's "okay" for a man to do this but not for a woman, and so forth.

But really... it's not very attractive to expel gas through either orifice on a constant basis, regardless of what gender you are. It happens and I doubt someone's spouse would have a major problem with it when it occurs in private (unless, I suppose, it was really, really stinky). However, there's a difference between the occasional fart and belting out your favorite song through your rear-end.

Edited August 5, 2008 by DeadPoolX

[Sister Fracas 5]

I likes me foreign man!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Food???

Damn, you are high maintenance.