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Filed: Country: Philippines
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the only reason I know this is because I saw a nic once this girl had, Eve-the-queefer....lol of course I was curious and looked it up ...lol

:lol: That's ok, Marilyn...it didn't know what it was until several years ago. I mean, I knew the phenomena....just didn't know there was a word for it.

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Philippines
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On top of that, I can drink 10+ beers and still hold a proper conversation

You are bragging about that? Avoiding women like that is what sent me overseas to look for a woman. We have tons of women here who can down 10 beers, swear like a truckdriver, fart and belch with any man and would look at home changing the oil in most any car.

Russian women can down a bottle of smirnoff in one sitting. :wacko:

Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Morocco
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:blush:

She explained it to me.

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Morocco
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When I was in 6th grade all the stupid boys used to call everyone queefs.

did they know what the word meant? or did the word not mean that back then ? :lol:

Oh no that's exactly what it meant then too and they knew it. I got in trouble once for calling someone a dingleberry.

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Russia
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On top of that, I can drink 10+ beers and still hold a proper conversation

You are bragging about that? Avoiding women like that is what sent me overseas to look for a woman. We have tons of women here who can down 10 beers, swear like a truckdriver, fart and belch with any man and would look at home changing the oil in most any car.

Now, that's just crazy talk. Everyone knows that girls don't fart or belch.

I agree with that. They don't fart or belch, they pass gas when needed. The difference is about 40 decibels. Men, and women who can down 10 beers, and swear like a truck driver take pride in how loud they can do those things. The louder and more disgusting the better. Heck us guys and 10 beer gals even do things like take a cigarette lighter and try to see if we can light the methane in our farts.

12/14/2006 Applied for K-1 with request for Waver for Multiple filings within 2 years.
Waiting - Waiting - Waiting
3/6 Called NVC file sent to Washington for "Administrative Review" Told to call back every few weeks. 7/6 Called NVC, A/R is finished, case on way to Moscow. YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7/13 On Friday the 13th we see updated Moscow website with our interview on 9/11 (Hope we are not supersticious) 9/11 Visa Approved. Yahoo.
10/12 Tickets for her to America. I am flying to JFK to meet her there. 12/15/07 We are married. One year and a day after filling original K-1
12/27 Filed for AOS, EAD & AP 1/3 Received all three NOA-1's 1/22 Biometrics 2/27 EAD & AP received 4/12 Interview
5/19/08 RFE for physical that she should not have needed. 5/28 New physical ($ 250.00 wasted) 6/23 Green Card received
4/22/10 Filed for Removal of Contitions. 6/25 10 Year Green Card received Nov, 2014 Citizenship ceremony. Our journey is complete.

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Russian women can down a bottle of smirnoff in one sitting. :wacko:

Yes, but that is for breakfast. Once they get that out of the way they get into high gear and do thier serious drinking.

12/14/2006 Applied for K-1 with request for Waver for Multiple filings within 2 years.
Waiting - Waiting - Waiting
3/6 Called NVC file sent to Washington for "Administrative Review" Told to call back every few weeks. 7/6 Called NVC, A/R is finished, case on way to Moscow. YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7/13 On Friday the 13th we see updated Moscow website with our interview on 9/11 (Hope we are not supersticious) 9/11 Visa Approved. Yahoo.
10/12 Tickets for her to America. I am flying to JFK to meet her there. 12/15/07 We are married. One year and a day after filling original K-1
12/27 Filed for AOS, EAD & AP 1/3 Received all three NOA-1's 1/22 Biometrics 2/27 EAD & AP received 4/12 Interview
5/19/08 RFE for physical that she should not have needed. 5/28 New physical ($ 250.00 wasted) 6/23 Green Card received
4/22/10 Filed for Removal of Contitions. 6/25 10 Year Green Card received Nov, 2014 Citizenship ceremony. Our journey is complete.

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Russia
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Men are men are men. They all have their problems.

Yes, and 90% of the time our problems are women!

12/14/2006 Applied for K-1 with request for Waver for Multiple filings within 2 years.
Waiting - Waiting - Waiting
3/6 Called NVC file sent to Washington for "Administrative Review" Told to call back every few weeks. 7/6 Called NVC, A/R is finished, case on way to Moscow. YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7/13 On Friday the 13th we see updated Moscow website with our interview on 9/11 (Hope we are not supersticious) 9/11 Visa Approved. Yahoo.
10/12 Tickets for her to America. I am flying to JFK to meet her there. 12/15/07 We are married. One year and a day after filling original K-1
12/27 Filed for AOS, EAD & AP 1/3 Received all three NOA-1's 1/22 Biometrics 2/27 EAD & AP received 4/12 Interview
5/19/08 RFE for physical that she should not have needed. 5/28 New physical ($ 250.00 wasted) 6/23 Green Card received
4/22/10 Filed for Removal of Contitions. 6/25 10 Year Green Card received Nov, 2014 Citizenship ceremony. Our journey is complete.

 

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