The MENA thread about nothing

[S and S 12]

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes... (true story)

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

these 2 are my life in action at the moment... but the whole post was hillarious!

Needing laughs today....

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.' The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.

After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.

Good one! I loved it

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes... (true story)

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

these 2 are my life in action at the moment... but the whole post was hillarious!

Needing laughs today....

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.' The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.

After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.

Good one! I really needed a good laugh

[amal 4]

wow s.n.s. u liked it so much u commented twice

[S and S 12]

wow s.n.s. u liked it so much u commented twice

My internet is acting horrible. I just spent 10 minutes trying to fix it, but to no avail. I'm only getting about 5 seconds of connection for ever 60 seconds. If I miss that 5 seconds then it is 60 more seconds until I can try again. Sometimes it still doesn't load fast enough so I have to hit refresh the next time. Its been doing this every night around 8pm for the last four days. I really don't understand it.

By the way, I typed this message during my 60 seconds of waiting, lol.

[Nothing1234 2]

wow s.n.s. u liked it so much u commented twice

My internet is acting horrible. I just spent 10 minutes trying to fix it, but to no avail. I'm only getting about 5 seconds of connection for ever 60 seconds. If I miss that 5 seconds then it is 60 more seconds until I can try again. Sometimes it still doesn't load fast enough so I have to hit refresh the next time. Its been doing this every night around 8pm for the last four days. I really don't understand it.

By the way, I typed this message during my 60 seconds of waiting, lol.

LOL...

I have been joke searching all night I'm now reading about "baby sign"....its pretty cool!! We want to start with the twins now.

[amal 4]

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Nothing. I got nothing.

[maggieNomar 0]

Me either. Just chilling now that math class is over.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Me either i got more nothing to post than u all

[Nasturtium 500]

ok, I'll go. I have heard about a new awesome-sounding lip gloss which not only softens your lips but also acts as a breath freshener-- CO Bigelow's mentha lip shine. Now that Bath and Bodyworks is having the buy 2 get one free, I am really tempted to go down and get some for trying. I am down to 2 glosses at this point... or 3? Anyway, I need a change. i heard it makes the tingle and all the awesome shiney, but also tastes great. I love Victoria's secret lip gloss in Juiced Berry because it tastes like fintstone vitamins.

[Nothing1234 2]

ok, I'll go. I have heard about a new awesome-sounding lip gloss which not only softens your lips but also acts as a breath freshener-- CO Bigelow's mentha lip shine. Now that Bath and Bodyworks is having the buy 2 get one free, I am really tempted to go down and get some for trying. I am down to 2 glosses at this point... or 3? Anyway, I need a change. i heard it makes the tingle and all the awesome shiney, but also tastes great. I love Victoria's secret lip gloss in Juiced Berry because it tastes like fintstone vitamins.

I love lip gloss! In AZ you need to stock up big time! The new one you mentioned sounds yummy and I agree about VS lipgloss....so good! They say you eat about 6 pounds of the stuff over a lifetime...so might as well make it tasty!

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

My lips smack of dehydration but I've gotten more water today then any other day in history maybe?

[Nasturtium 500]

I love lip gloss! In AZ you need to stock up big time! The new one you mentioned sounds yummy and I agree about VS lipgloss....so good! They say you eat about 6 pounds of the stuff over a lifetime...so might as well make it tasty!

LOL! Yes! So you should go test out the COB mentha gloss and see what you think. Do you have any other favorites? I love the Bonnie Bell Lipsmacker's Dr. Pepper. I know, I know, it's soooo oooooold but it's perfect! I noticed a lot of hard-core gloss fans love it!

My lips smack of dehydration but I've gotten more water today then any other day in history maybe?

You know, I've been like that recently. I'm also a week and a half late and I'm ready to give myself a hysterectomy.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

I love lip gloss! In AZ you need to stock up big time! The new one you mentioned sounds yummy and I agree about VS lipgloss....so good! They say you eat about 6 pounds of the stuff over a lifetime...so might as well make it tasty!

LOL! Yes! So you should go test out the COB mentha gloss and see what you think. Do you have any other favorites? I love the Bonnie Bell Lipsmacker's Dr. Pepper. I know, I know, it's soooo oooooold but it's perfect! I noticed a lot of hard-core gloss fans love it!

My lips smack of dehydration but I've gotten more water today then any other day in history maybe?

You know, I've been like that recently. I'm also a week and a half late and I'm ready to give myself a hysterectomy.

Give yourself a hysterectomy! Well! Have you read that the new date rape drug sterlizes women. Men who don't want to get accused of creating a child while using the date rape drug are sterilizing women for life.

[Nasturtium 500]

Give yourself a hysterectomy! Well! Have you read that the new date rape drug sterlizes women. Men who don't want to get accused of creating a child while using the date rape drug are sterilizing women for life.

LOL! I just meant because it is soooo uncomfortable.

I didn't hear that! That is so sad. Not only do the women have to go theough the crime, but it will leave a lasting medical mark forever.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Give yourself a hysterectomy! Well! Have you read that the new date rape drug sterlizes women. Men who don't want to get accused of creating a child while using the date rape drug are sterilizing women for life.

LOL! I just meant because it is soooo uncomfortable.

I didn't hear that! That is so sad. Not only do the women have to go theough the crime, but it will leave a lasting medical mark forever.

I know! The criminals are getting so sophisticated these days.