Top 10 Outrageous Quotes from McCain's Spiritual Advisers

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1."Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

- Pastor John Hagee in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman

2. "The Quran teaches that [all Muslims have a mandate to kill Christians and Jews]. Yes, it teaches that very clearly."

-Pastor John Hagee

3." I believe that the Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans...I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God, and they are -- were recipients of the judgment of God for that...There was to be a homosexual parade there on the Monday that the Katrina came. And the promise of that parade was that it was going to reach a level of sexuality never demonstrated before in any of the other Gay Pride parades...The Bible teaches that when you violate the law of God, that God brings punishment sometimes before the day of judgment."

-Pastor John Hagee

4. "The military will have difficultly recruiting healthy and strong heterosexuals for combat purposes. Why? Fighting in combat with a man in your fox hole that has AIDS or is HIV positive is double jeopardy"

- Pastor John Hagee on Don't Ask Don't Tell in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman

5."It [Gay marriage] will open the door to incest, to polygamy, and every conceivable marriage arrangement demented minds can possibly conceive. If God does not then punish America, He will have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah."

-Pastor John Hagee on Don't Ask Don't Tell in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman

6. "It is impossible to call yourself a Christian and defend homosexuality. There is no justification or acceptance of homosexuality.... Homosexuality means the death of society because homosexuals can recruit, but they cannot reproduce."

-Pastor John Hagee on Don't Ask Don't Tell in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman

7. "Only a Spirit-filled woman can submit to her husband's lead. It is the natural desire of a woman to lead through feminine manipulation of the man. .... Fallen women will try to dominate the marriage. The man has the God-given role to be the loving leader of the home"

-Pastor John Hagee on Don't Ask Don't Tell in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman

8. "I cannot tell you how important it is that we understand the true nature of Islam, that we see it for what it really is. In fact, I will tell you this: I do not believe our country can truly fulfill its divine purpose until we understand our historical conflict with Islam. I know that this statement sounds extreme, but I do not shrink from its implications. The fact is that America was founded, in part, with the intention of seeing this false religion destroyed, and I believe September 11, 2001, was a generational call to arms that we can no longer ignore."

-Parsley in Silent No More (Charisma House, 2005)

9. "Gay sexuality inevitably involves brutal physical abusiveness and the unnatural imposition of alien substances into internal organs, orally and anally, that inevitably suppress the immune system and heighten susceptibility to disease."

-Parsley in Silent No More

10. "Only 1 percent of the homosexual population in America will die of old age. The average life expectancy for a homosexual in the United States of America is 43 years of age. A lesbian can only expect to live to be 45 years of age. Homosexuals represent 2 percent of the population, yet today they're carrying 60 percent of the known cases of syphilis."

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A lesbian can only expect to live to be 45 years of age.

What? What's happening to Lesbians that's cutting off their lifespan?

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A lesbian can only expect to live to be 45 years of age.

What? What's happening to Lesbians that's cutting off their lifespan?

menopause?

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A lesbian can only expect to live to be 45 years of age.

What? What's happening to Lesbians that's cutting off their lifespan?

menopause?

I wonder if menopause changes the sex drive for Lesbians.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

A lesbian can only expect to live to be 45 years of age.

What? What's happening to Lesbians that's cutting off their lifespan?

menopause?

I wonder if menopause changes the sex drive for Lesbians.

LOL...maybe we should ask Pastor Hagee to clarify.

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A lesbian can only expect to live to be 45 years of age.

What? What's happening to Lesbians that's cutting off their lifespan?

menopause?

I wonder if menopause changes the sex drive for Lesbians.

LOL...maybe we should ask Pastor Hagee to clarify.

You have to love WebMd. Turns out that there is an answer to this question--

"I am a 50 year old lesbian in a 14 year relationship with a 55 year old partner. Our sex life is infrequent because her sex drive is very low since going through menopause. Before all this we had sex about twice a month and I lived with that ok. How do other older lesbians handle situations like this?"

WebMd

They were only having sex twice a month before menapause, so it must be horrible now.

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Has McCain claimed these men as his spiritual advisors?

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Has McCain claimed these men as his spiritual advisors?

He has publically accepted the endorsement of John Hagee. So close enough.

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McCain said he was "very honored" to receive this endorsement and, when asked about some of Hagee's more twisted views, responded: "all I can tell you is that I am very proud to have Pastor John Hagee's support."

McCain's sainted supporter, Joe Lieberman, last year spoke to Hagee's group and lavished him with such obsequious praise that Lieberman actually compared Hagee, favorably, to Moses. Why is Louis Farrakhan deemed by our political establishment to be so radioactive as to not be fit for good company -- black candidates are required to repudiate his support even when they haven't sought it and denounce his views even when they've never advocated anything close to those views -- but John Hagee is a perfectly acceptable figure whom mainstream GOP politicians are free to court without any consequences or media objections?

http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2008/02/28/hagee/

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1."Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

- Pastor John Hagee in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman

i see no one is arguing about this one

[chri'stina 190]

Has McCain claimed these men as his spiritual advisors?

He has publically accepted the endorsement of John Hagee. So close enough.

I personally don't see how it's close enough. Isn't there a difference between accepting someone's endorsement and them being your spiritual advisor? A spiritual advisor IMO is someone who you talk to frequently to guide you in spiritual matters. Not someone you know of and may not agree with on everything. Those are two different things. McCain is not a member of Hagee's church and probably was not aware of those comments. And also Christians have certain beliefs that many will find offensive, but you can't ask them to change their beliefs just because they said who they are voting for. For the record I don't agree with all of Hagee's comments, but if he says something that comes from the bible then it's different and may be something that offends people but that's how it is.

And then this goes back to something I wondered about endorsements. And are only people who agree on every single thing with a candidate allowed to endorse them? If the candidates knew the beliefs of every citizen who is endorsing them in the workplace, home, etc they'd probably have to spend days denouncing this one and that one. Instead can't we, for the most part, hear what they believe and realize they might not agree with every person who endorses them? I understand if it's a crazy sounding person who says they and the candidate have the same views or it seems that way, the candidate should say I don't share their views(like Obama has said). And if we are going to accept that Obama has some issues because of Wright's words, McCain will have issues b/c of Hagee's words, so they are even IMO. Yet McCain wasn't a member of Hagee's church as far as I know.

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I Stina.

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I Stina.

aww shucks...

[GaryC 7]

Has McCain claimed these men as his spiritual advisors?

He has publically accepted the endorsement of John Hagee. So close enough.

I personally don't see how it's close enough. Isn't there a difference between accepting someone's endorsement and them being your spiritual advisor? A spiritual advisor IMO is someone who you talk to frequently to guide you in spiritual matters. Not someone you know of and may not agree with on everything. Those are two different things. McCain is not a member of Hagee's church and probably was not aware of those comments. And also Christians have certain beliefs that many will find offensive, but you can't ask them to change their beliefs just because they said who they are voting for. For the record I don't agree with all of Hagee's comments, but if he says something that comes from the bible then it's different and may be something that offends people but that's how it is.

And then this goes back to something I wondered about endorsements. And are only people who agree on every single thing with a candidate allowed to endorse them? If the candidates knew the beliefs of every citizen who is endorsing them in the workplace, home, etc they'd probably have to spend days denouncing this one and that one. Instead can't we, for the most part, hear what they believe and realize they might not agree with every person who endorses them? I understand if it's a crazy sounding person who says they and the candidate have the same views or it seems that way, the candidate should say I don't share their views(like Obama has said). And if we are going to accept that Obama has some issues because of Wright's words, McCain will have issues b/c of Hagee's words, so they are even IMO. Yet McCain wasn't a member of Hagee's church as far as I know.

Steven is on his own personal smear campaign. Obama is seriously damaged by Rev Wright so he is trying to deflect that damage. He is comparing apples to hand grenades. Just ignore him, it's an act of desperation that everyone sees through.

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Has McCain claimed these men as his spiritual advisors?

He has publically accepted the endorsement of John Hagee. So close enough.

NO! but, Obama has said the chopf*ck Rev. Wrong is his. so we're trying to pin b/s things on McCain now.