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Amber, you don't have a prostate :P don't get too excited ;)

I'm wondering if this works the same way around for cervical cancer or something? If so, I think I'm safe.

Cervical cancer is mostly caused from immature cells especially having sex at a young age. For example, sex at puberty for women may cause cancer in older ages due to the cells not being fully developed.

In men, it's different. The impurities in our outside world such as food, air, etc...are collected overtime by the body and gets distributed throughout the body. It's collected inside the prostate (sensitive to everything) and could potentially lead to cancer. By masterbation, it releases these impurities reducing the risk of cancer.

do you learn that in university while becoming an engineer?

LOL. No. In a Mens' Health Magazine a long time ago. I think the cervical cancer I learned in Middle School, grade 8.

:rofl: a perfect consolemaster response

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hmmmmmm...i had a client once, who was sent to me for whacking off by his doctor ...he was around 17..whacked off 12 times or more a day....his #######, according to his doctor, looked like a dog chewed on it....

so, everything in moderation, i suppose

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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hmmmmmm...i had a client once, who was sent to me for whacking off by his doctor ...he was around 17..whacked off 12 times or more a day....his #######, according to his doctor, looked like a dog chewed on it....

so, everything in moderation, i suppose

what about pornstars?

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hmmmmmm...i had a client once, who was sent to me for whacking off by his doctor ...he was around 17..whacked off 12 times or more a day....his #######, according to his doctor, looked like a dog chewed on it....

so, everything in moderation, i suppose

:lol: not going to inspect that one

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hmmmmmm...i had a client once, who was sent to me for whacking off by his doctor ...he was around 17..whacked off 12 times or more a day....his #######, according to his doctor, looked like a dog chewed on it....

so, everything in moderation, i suppose

Too funny.

Someone should start a poll :innocent:

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hmmmmmm...i had a client once, who was sent to me for whacking off by his doctor ...he was around 17..whacked off 12 times or more a day....his #######, according to his doctor, looked like a dog chewed on it....

so, everything in moderation, i suppose

COWBOY: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

JOKER: What was the matter with him?

COWBOY: He was jerking off ten times a day.

EIGHTBALL: It's no s*(%. At least ten times a day.

COWBOY: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy f&*^$% starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

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hmmmmmm...i had a client once, who was sent to me for whacking off by his doctor ...he was around 17..whacked off 12 times or more a day....his #######, according to his doctor, looked like a dog chewed on it....

so, everything in moderation, i suppose

COWBOY: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

JOKER: What was the matter with him?

COWBOY: He was jerking off ten times a day.

EIGHTBALL: It's no s*(%. At least ten times a day.

COWBOY: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy f&*^$% starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

lol.. i remember that scene from full metal jacket...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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hmmmmmm...i had a client once, who was sent to me for whacking off by his doctor ...he was around 17..whacked off 12 times or more a day....his #######, according to his doctor, looked like a dog chewed on it....

so, everything in moderation, i suppose

Maybe it wasn't a dog? :unsure::P

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hmmmmmm...i had a client once, who was sent to me for whacking off by his doctor ...he was around 17..whacked off 12 times or more a day....his #######, according to his doctor, looked like a dog chewed on it....

so, everything in moderation, i suppose

Maybe it wasn't a dog? :unsure::P

maybe his girlfriend had a chipped tooth. :innocent:

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hmmmmmm...i had a client once, who was sent to me for whacking off by his doctor ...he was around 17..whacked off 12 times or more a day....his #######, according to his doctor, looked like a dog chewed on it....

so, everything in moderation, i suppose

Maybe it wasn't a dog? :unsure::P

maybe his girlfriend had a chipped tooth. :innocent:

i hate a snapper

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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hmmmmmm...i had a client once, who was sent to me for whacking off by his doctor ...he was around 17..whacked off 12 times or more a day....his #######, according to his doctor, looked like a dog chewed on it....

so, everything in moderation, i suppose

Maybe it wasn't a dog? :unsure::P

maybe his girlfriend had a chipped tooth. :innocent:

i hate a snapper

that kind only hopefully :lol:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

 

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