If you were an illegal alien...

[nane1104 146]

My balloon idea wasn't so off then....

It's kinda off. Where would you find an air balloon in the middle of nowhere, Montana?

Knit one! lol

I have never found a Cessna just sitting around either, just waiting for an illegal alien to jump on it and go!

Where is this topic going anyway??

[HAL 9000 96]

Best idea:

Apply for immigration status directly from a Canadian consulate in your country of choice. No illegal walk/swim/fly/car ride needed and we keep mawilson out of business.

Let's say the illegal alien is already in the U.S. and is undocumented (either illegally

snuck into the country, or entered legally and then purposely destroyed the papers

to avoid being identified), so the legal option is out of the question.

Then either self-deport or sneak back to their country

They won't have any issues with Canada as they won't have to disclose their sneaking into the US... since they lack papers.

[mawilson 2,133]

My balloon idea wasn't so off then....

It's kinda off. Where would you find an air balloon in the middle of nowhere, Montana?

I have never found a Cessna just sitting around either, just waiting for an illegal alien to jump on it and go!

A Cessna has a range of at least 500 miles (1000+ miles for newer models.)

[Peikko 1,575]

Just out of interest, how would the Canadians know you were an illegal alien? If you have a passport, why not just cross? Unless of course you are going to also be an illegal alien in Canada.

[mawilson 2,133]

Then either self-deport or sneak back to their country

How?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Illegal airspace manoever, you'd get shot down!

The airspace over Canada is that protected?

canada has an airforce?

I don't know how accurate this is, but my wife once told me that West Edmonton Mall has more submarines in it (yes it has a submarine; it also has an amusement park, complete with roller coasters) than the entire Canadian Navy.

the canadian navy is probably a couple of kayaks with missing paddles....

[DeadPoolX 9]

Illegal airspace manoever, you'd get shot down!

The airspace over Canada is that protected?

canada has an airforce?

I don't know how accurate this is, but my wife once told me that West Edmonton Mall has more submarines in it (yes it has a submarine; it also has an amusement park, complete with roller coasters) than the entire Canadian Navy.

the canadian navy is probably a couple of kayaks with missing paddles....

Maybe. Who knows? But honestly, how many wars has Canada fought in? Up until Afghanistan, I think the last conflict Canada was involved in was WWII. It probably doesn't need that strong of a military. It usually sits back and lets us do the fighting. When you think about it, that's a pretty smart strategy.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

mawilson,

are you out of status?

[mawilson 2,133]

Just out of interest, how would the Canadians know you were an illegal alien? If you have a passport, why not just cross? Unless of course you are going to also be an illegal alien in Canada.

The illegal alien doesn't have a passport. If he/she does have a passport, it's

issued by a country which doesn't have a visa-free travel arrangement with Canada.

mawilson,

are you out of status?

I have an expired green card and a 1-year extension letter (I-751 NOA). Why?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

So you're in the same boat as my wife.

I thought maybe this thread was actually about you.

[DeadPoolX 9]

Well, I know this thread is about illegally entering Canada, but... if you were going to enter Canada legally, I'd strongly recommend you do not go through YVR or YYZ. The CBSA officers seem to be nuts at those two airports.

[mawilson 2,133]

So you're in the same boat as my wife.

I thought maybe this thread was actually about you.

Ah - no, I've been legal every step of the way.

[*JG* 2]

I would hire someone to fly lower over the land and I would sky dive out with all my stuff to follow in individual parachutes.

[Peikko 1,575]

I just can't get into the spirit of this game. Sorry, you'll have to find some more suitable players

[mawilson 2,133]

I just can't get into the spirit of this game. Sorry, you'll have to find some more suitable players

No problem, PH. Thanks for playing!