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~PalmTreeGurl~   154

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Hey Everyone... here's our little funny for the day... :lol:

So its late at night and Im about an hour or so into my sleep... (its about 3am) My husband is still awake and decided to go to the front porch to smoke... He runs into our room screaming "Baby, babyyy wake up!!! theres a snake on the porch!" Still half asleep, Im like ... huh? He says, get up get up! What to do!!!! So, I asked how big was it and he says its a baby snake and its moving and he can see the head of it ... and what to do!!!??? Im like just go smoke out the other front door and leave the snake alone if its a baby... bcz its in its outside home... forget it about...

lol its 3am.... so he goes back to look at it and comes back to me and is begging me to get up and see it...

Ok, so now I get up and go to the door and he dont open the door, but opens up the blinds and Im like... wheres the snake at? He points over in the corner... and Im trying to see what hes talking about... and then I start laughing....

ITS a WORM!!!! :lol: Im like babe, this is NOT a snake this is a worm and its barely moving and surely not slithering around!!!! Im like look u can just go touch it... just take a piece of paper and put it in the grass... hes freaking out!!! See Im afraid of Spiders ... but a worm!!!! bwahahahhaha :lol: I guess he had never seen a worm before after raining!!!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sal and Jay   2

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Hey Everyone... here's our little funny for the day... :lol:

So its late at night and Im about an hour or so into my sleep... (its about 3am) My husband is still awake and decided to go to the front porch to smoke... He runs into our room screaming "Baby, babyyy wake up!!! theres a snake on the porch!" Still half asleep, Im like ... huh? He says, get up get up! What to do!!!! So, I asked how big was it and he says its a baby snake and its moving and he can see the head of it ... and what to do!!!??? Im like just go smoke out the other front door and leave the snake alone if its a baby... bcz its in its outside home... forget it about...

lol its 3am.... so he goes back to look at it and comes back to me and is begging me to get up and see it...

Ok, so now I get up and go to the door and he dont open the door, but opens up the blinds and Im like... wheres the snake at? He points over in the corner... and Im trying to see what hes talking about... and then I start laughing....

ITS a WORM!!!! :lol: Im like babe, this is NOT a snake this is a worm and its barely moving and surely not slithering around!!!! Im like look u can just go touch it... just take a piece of paper and put it in the grass... hes freaking out!!! See Im afraid of Spiders ... but a worm!!!! bwahahahhaha :lol: I guess he had never seen a worm before after raining!!!

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DavidsPrincess   1

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hilarious..... :hehe::lol: I used to love saving the drowning worms from puddles when I was little ^_^

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Poor Adam.... :lol: :lol:

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That's pretty funny. But he's from Egypt right? Aren't there like a bizillion snakes there? Hell, I even thought kids handled snakes in Egypt. But a worm? Hahahaha. Next, you should teach him how to fish. You already have the bait. :P

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I dont know how I missed this one! That is hilarious! My husband did the same thing with a slug. We always sit out on our back patio and he went out late one evening to smoke. (ok what is it with all egyptian men smoking?) He walked out there barefoot and stepped on this monster! It was HUGE! It had to of been at least 6 inches! Nasty! He didn't know what it was.....he kept saying where's the shell??? I'm like huh???? He thought a snail had lost it's shell! :lol:

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~PalmTreeGurl~   154

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I dont know how I missed this one! That is hilarious! My husband did the same thing with a slug. We always sit out on our back patio and he went out late one evening to smoke. (ok what is it with all egyptian men smoking?) He walked out there barefoot and stepped on this monster! It was HUGE! It had to of been at least 6 inches! Nasty! He didn't know what it was.....he kept saying where's the shell??? I'm like huh???? He thought a snail had lost it's shell! :lol:

bwahahhahaa toooooooo funny Amy!!! :lol:

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Ahmed N Cheryl   0

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Awwwwwwwwwww how funny and cute. I cannot wait until Ahmed is here soI can watch him experience the new world around him. It is amazing the difference between Egypt and America. :rofl::D

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Oh about the smoking..........I was lucky my Egyptian quit for me. I am sooooooo lucky. :dance:

 

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