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One of the girls is Ms Ukraine 2006 Inna Tsymbalyuk.

http://photo.unian.net/eng/keywords/3092


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I like it! :yes:


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a btr-60? i'm not impressed.


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translation

First Brunette: Would you drive us?

Countryman: To world's end!

First Peroxide Blonde: Do you have sufficient petrol?

Countryman: Full tank!

Senior Sergeant: I would very much like to drink water... Eh? Wenches?

Girls: Straight away!!!

Second Brunette: When do you return home?

Senior Sergeant: We are at home anyway! Meet you tonight in club... after work.

Third Brunette *: Which work?

Senior Sergeant: Ordinary. Contract.

Second Peroxide Blonde (stupid :)): Which contract -- marriage or what?

First Peroxide Blonde: Military... For a while.

Countryman: Girls! Girls! Girls! Hey, would you go for a drive?

First Peroxide Blonde: Go drive old babushka!

Narrator: It's time for new heroes. Contract service at the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

* Played by Inna Tsymbalyuk -- Miss Ukraine-Universe 2006


"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
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There were a few inaccuracies in that commercial.

- First, the girls were so happy to see the "contract" army guys. Those guys make no money! They would've never left the guy with the nice car to chase after the army guys. (They would've asked him for a ride though.)

-Second, that kind of thing only happens when the American military rolls through!


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a btr-60? i'm not impressed.

The girls seemed quite impressed.

maybe they shoulda made it with a t-80 instead, then i'd be impressed. :thumbs:


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Did the Ukraine stop drafting for the military and go to an all volunteer professional military?


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Did the Ukraine stop drafting for the military and go to an all volunteer professional military?

Why do you think the contract guys are riding on the outside? The draftees are locked inside. ;)


"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
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a btr-60? i'm not impressed.

The girls seemed quite impressed.

maybe they shoulda made it with a t-80 instead, then i'd be impressed. :thumbs:

As long as there are A-10s in the air.... it's best to stay away from anything non-American and armored!

I bet if the US military used commercials like that their enrollment would go up. Of course they'd probably have to use Ukrainian girls to get the right look. :whistle:

You sure don't see the "Army Strong" girls in the recruitment ads, do you? Probably one of the only things that would help the U.S. military's recruitment go up is if those girls were the recruiters! $30,000 cash still isn't pushing too many too hard. Having Miss Universe stand at the recruiting office just might work! (Especially if she's with four of her friends!)

Did the Ukraine stop drafting for the military and go to an all volunteer professional military?

According to the CIA they still conscript troops. However, the govt. has changed since the fact book was updated so it's very possible they're trying to make the shift to an all-volunteer force. Not likely they'll find the manpower (or cash) for it, but they could be trying. They're probably trying harder to retain troops and NCOs in a contract, not a conscript, status. That's where the girls come in.


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