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I'd say hello.

However, if it was a dog and a busy street, then I would grab the dog and knock on doors. I did this about 2 months ago, some dog was wandering around a house on an insanely busy street, and so I parked, ran over, and knocked on the door. The person was sooo thankful, they had no idea how it got out and I like to think I saved it's life. It was a good dog. I totally would've kept it so it could teach my dog some manners!

i have been in the past....not this year though..,...no gays allowed in alton

I'm heading down there, I wonder how many more times I will allow myself to go crazy like that. My wife will be going with, so I think the tame Sean will show up. A few drinks and that's that. Oh how married life changes one!

i hear you brother..let me know if anyone hassles you. ..i worked in alton for 8 years with all the thugs,..gang bangers and psychs ..they all owe me ..

Unfortunately the only hassling is done to Soulard residents. They open their homes and people are complete jack azzes. Oh well. Life's a big party! Supposedly they are cutting down on backpacks being brought in, with the off duty military policing the entry points. That'll be interesting. This year is gonna be insane due to a small New Orleans party...you should go just for s & g's.

ABCNEWS PLANS AIRING OF SADDAM TAPES TONIGHT: Saddam talking with his advisors about hitting Washington with WMD, hiding weapons, etc... Developing...

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Is that the one phone call he got to make when put in jail? Or whatever it is we are calling it...detention center. I can see it now:

Saddam: Listen, I don't have much time, they only gave me 35 cents for this call.

Advisor: What's happenin' dude?

Saddam: I have been caught and I'm pissed.

Advisor: What should we do?

Saddam: Well I wanna get that azz hole Bush.

Advisor: Want us to bomb the White House?

Saddam: No no no, that's too nice. Let's plant some of our wmds in the white house basement, some real nasty wmds. You know, the ones that nobody is supposed to have.

Advisor: Ok...I like your style.

Saddam: Then call the UN and tell them how naughty Bush has been.

Advisor: Cool idea Prez.

Saddam: And do me a favor, send Cheney some nice scotch. And a hunting magazine. And maybe a pair of glasses. Put a note on the scotch saying if he takes out Bush I'll give him more.

Advisor: Got it.

Saddam: Alright I got to go. Oh hey how are we doing in the Olympics?

Advisor: Not too good. Nobody is competing.

Saddam: Well great. My country sucks. I'm hanging up.

Advisor: Bye.

i have been in the past....not this year though..,...no gays allowed in alton

I'm heading down there, I wonder how many more times I will allow myself to go crazy like that. My wife will be going with, so I think the tame Sean will show up. A few drinks and that's that. Oh how married life changes one!

Bum bum banana made me laugh the most. It just sounds funny.

If I was to worry about what is and isn't good for me, I'd starve to death. Instead, I just accepted the fact that I will die of something some day. Until then, I intent to enjoy the things I like. 60 years of fun beats 80 years of restrictions any day in my book.

Right on. I agree 110%. And when they come up with studies that say drinking wine / alcohol is good for the heart I jump for joy. Of course, in moderations. Not my jumping, but the drinking. Eh whatever.

Poor wog though, seriously. I hope he's doing better.

Speaking of flame wars, btw, remember all the homosexual wars that used to go on around here? Crikey, those things would be like 10 pages long!

He's in Australia, it's summer. He better be doing better! Here in St. Louis (where he was) it's stupid weather season. 63 tomorrow, 31 Friday.

i glad to hear it

You like the cold or happy about tomorrow? Ugh. I can't wait til march. Hey Dean do you go downtown for Mardi Gras?

And in case any Aussies that don't know about it, Mardi Gras parade here is NOT a gay parade. It's a big party for catholics prior to fat tuesday, when they have to give something up, I think. I'm not catho.

Until when?

Until when what?

####### honeymoon

That's funny Dean-o

edit: my guess is Star Wars ha

Poor wog though, seriously. I hope he's doing better.

Speaking of flame wars, btw, remember all the homosexual wars that used to go on around here? Crikey, those things would be like 10 pages long!

He's in Australia, it's summer. He better be doing better! Here in St. Louis (where he was) it's stupid weather season. 63 tomorrow, 31 Friday.

Smack him in the head and tell him if he doesn't start to get sh*t done, then you won't be able to come back ever. If he really loves you, hearing that should give him a spark.

Or you could call his father for him. Try and get in good with the family, you know?

And final suggestion, get him some Red Bull. Lots of it. Get him addicted to it, so then he won't be so lazy. Maybe some Starbucks too. Of course, this will cost some money.

As for his living arrangements, any other friends he can crash with for a month or so? My buddy once stayed at my two friend's place, and he slept on their couch. Not comfy, but necessary.

Eat organic meat. It's healthier (no hormones or antibiotics) and less prone to diseases than animals from factory farms.

Organic food is too damn expensive. I'd rather chew on my own leg.

Hillarious. You'll be a great father some day.

Nice. Fun times, valentines can be. Dinner sounded good, of course you still have to celebrate once stuart is in town. Two dinners for you!

You guys are awesome. I'm all sorted out now

It's cold here - I know ya'll up north probably want to slap me as 50 degrees is not cold to you - but I'm freezing.

I had a hot v-day date last night...with my best friend her fiance lives in miami so she was dateless too - we went to dinner and got ice cream. It was so good!

How was that bath sean ?

Ha, didn't happen. Dinner was late, no time for that. And dinner was fantastic by the way. I grilled some steaks. good stuff.

And yes, SLAP!! That's for that cold 50 degrees #######. It's 50 degrees here as well, and I am thinking about wearing shorts and no shirt. Friday it will be back down to 30. Joy. Acutally, 62 degrees tomorrow, and then next day 31. Cut in half. Nasty!

edit to say: when I was dateless, my buddy Aaron and I used to go and buy the most expensive bottle of bourbon we could find and we would drink it in one night. Usually one night. SOmetimes not. But anyways, thanks for the memories. We had some fun back then, but now life is all about a different kind of fun...a more preferrable one.

More people die from insect stings every year in the world than bird flu (many times more).

Of course when and if the birdflu mutates into a flu that can be transmitted throught the air and from people to people. Watch out!

Well they say not to eat chicken if there's any chance of it having bird flu, so I think I'll apply the same to people. Just don't eat them if there's a chance of them having bird flu!

Yes. The problem is that in many of the Asian countries (my wifes too) if a chicken is sick you kill it and eat it. They are trying to educate people over there and stop this practice. In the West the chicken is long dead by the time we see it so we have to rely on the farmers to screen out the sick ones.

On a serious note to go with that comment, Africa could be screwed big time. The countries that are starving over there, there's no way they will stop eating whatever chicken they do have. Educate all you want, but if there's not enough food to start with, they will still eat it deadly or not deadly.

hmmm...scary stuff.......

I'd be all about steaks right now.

Bad idea. Europe also is an epicenter of mad cow disease... Pork seems safe, at least for the moment.

Yeah I thought about that once I said it, but mad cow hasn't been mentioned as much and so I figured eh, maybe they have beat that one. Maybe the testing is good now and it's highly unlikely that you can still get it. Then again, maybe it's not and I'm just not up to date on current mad cow events. Mooo.

Me after a trip to White Castles?

Looks great, new stuff is awesome. If you feel like doing a little redecorating, maybe that guy that concreted his yard could help. Ha.

Enjoy the big move!

More people die from insect stings every year in the world than bird flu (many times more).

Of course when and if the birdflu mutates into a flu that can be transmitted throught the air and from people to people. Watch out!

Well they say not to eat chicken if there's any chance of it having bird flu, so I think I'll apply the same to people. Just don't eat them if there's a chance of them having bird flu!

Cheers!

I'm Sean and I've been sober for 10 hours.

Hello. Welcome. Good bye.

Welcome Dean, where are you from? ha ha

Congrats on finding the best site for visa journies! Welcome!

Welcome to the family.

Welcome! Oi oi oi!

This is silly. I'm posting to get to 750 today. Woo.